Have you ever had surgery? - General

Yes, having tonsils out when I was 5, and tubes in my ears when I was 8-9 or so. And around 6 I had to get stitches in my head, when I fell into a cabinet :downs:

Small surgery on my right hand to remove a glass needle some asshole stuck there , on chemistry class . It hurt like a bitch because the anastesia won't have an effect on the tendons . And the glass needle was really close to one .

Yep, had my comrade's ushanka removed, you know what I'm talking about. Now he can no longer hide his baldness but he makes up for it with ballness.

Yup, had it once to remove a lip cyst: [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NDICfgQkvXw/SH3GvSMTs_I/AAAAAAAAAlY/-cdVBboX7ps/s400/karina_polip.jpg[/img] Painful as hell, couldn't eat solids for [B]2 weeks.[/B] And one of my wisdom teeth grew in slanted and pinched a nerve. They cut a hole up in my cheek and took it out. I was having neck spasms due to it. Pretty lulz if you weren't the one in the operating room...

When I was about 7 or 8 I accidentally run through a thick glass pane and had to get stitches, the doctor said I was lucky because if it was a couple more millimeters deep I would've had to get surgery and another time I was mowing the lawns for my mum I was pulling the lawn mower backwards when I got myself pinned in between the mower and this stupid concrete tub on the front lawn which caused me to fall backwards onto a sharp metal pole sticking up from the middle of the tub(it punctured me right above my anus). The doctor said I was lucky the pole didn't puncture any lower or anymore to the left or right because if it did I would've had punctured bowels or something serious would've happened to my woman bits down there. Also the scar on my arm from the window incident is the shape of a lightening bolt. And the cool thing about having stitches on my butt was I got out of doing p.e for about 3-4weeks and I've never had to mow the lawns again.

[QUOTE=ababs362;18804427]Yes, twice. Once in December to get part of my lower bowel removed and create an ileostomy. Second surgery to remove the ileostomy and connect it back to my rectum. Worst part of both was needing a foley catheter because for the first 3 days I couldn't get up out of my bed and therefore could not piss. This is a foley catheter for anyone who does not know. [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/catheter-drawing.jpg[/img] This thing kept me awake through the night and was extremely painful.[/QUOTE] this, and got my tonsils removed

[QUOTE=GawdOfROFLS;18840429]this, and got my tonsils removed[/QUOTE] You don't have part of your large bowel either? [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/hassellhoff6.png[/img]:hf:[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/hohoho.png[/img]

[QUOTE=ababs362;18844728]You don't have part of your large bowel either? [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/hassellhoff6.png[/img]:hf:[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/hohoho.png[/img][/QUOTE] yeah :(

Well.. I've had grommets put in both ears when I was like 7, that was the first major op I had. Had surgery on my right knee from falling off my BMX and splitting it open, thus getting gravel everywhere around my kneecap. Then I had my right big toe nail removed from a toe infection when I was 13. I had root canal surgery twice on my right central incisor (big front top tooth) and jaw reconstruction surgery from getting bashed the fuck up last year. ALMOST had surgery for testicular torsion a few months ago. And last but not least, I may be having surgery on my vertebrae within the next few months due to the fact that it keeps twisting irregularly, causing two of my ribs to slightly stick out of place. :) fun

[QUOTE=GawdOfROFLS;18844847]yeah :([/QUOTE] Do you have a irreversible ileostomy or?

had a cyst removed from under my left nipple.

Yes, I got my wisdom teeth removed over the summer. It wasn't as bad as I thought, they put me under anesthesia and I felt high the rest of the time. Plus they gave me hydrocodone (Vicodin) for the pain... fun times. The pain went away after a day, but I took all the pills they gave me.

I had to have stitches on my knuckles and wrist after beating some guy to a pulp when he pissed me off so badly I snapped. But he had it worse. Now that I look back on it, I feel sorry for him. Not really sorry though, that guy was a prick.

[QUOTE=ababs362;18804427][img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/catheter-drawing.jpg[/img] This thing kept me awake through the night and was extremely painful.[/QUOTE] I honestly don't get why everyone complains about these, aside from the obvious drawback (oh sweet lord) it's like you never have to pee, it's awesome. Only ever hurts when it is being pulled out or tugged on which is easily avoidable imo

About 14 fuckin times by now ... 6 Times on my right eardrum , 5 times on my left eardrum and once because of a Inguinal hernia when i was real small ... I am 16 btw

yep, quite few. had my tonsils removed, about 7 to 8 cancerous moles/freckles taken off my chest, back, and scalp and one was really weird... on my left hand next to my pinkie finger I had a little extra bone cartilage, it looked like a lump, that had to be removed when I was about 6. what is weird that 3 of the scars on my head are tiny and hairless so when I shaved my head for football (American) my head looked like a bowling ball.

I had to have 6 teeth removed. Luckily I was under general anesthetic. Had stitches all in my mouth so I guess I could say it sucked.

I'll soon have to remove 4 teeth unfortunately

Yes, four times 1. Chest Surgery 2. More chest surgery 3. Eye surgery 4. Hand Surgery

I had a clogged blood vein when I was a child, the fucker kept growing so it needed to be removed. The left a massive scar that by now is still there but less visible. And I had a fight whit my brother once and broke the half of my right front teeth, it breaks like every 5 years so it needs to be replaced.

No.

No I haven't.

[QUOTE=Fan-Fanatic;18850084]About [b]14[/b] fuckin times by now ... [b]6[/b] Times on my right eardrum , [b]5[/b] times on my left eardrum and [b]once[/b[ because of a Inguinal hernia when i was real small ... I am 16 btw[/QUOTE] 14 = 5 + 6 + 1 Does not compute. Lets make that 12, shall we?

Oh yeah, once i accidentally stabbed myself in the upper leg on accident and didn't even realize what i had done until the blood starting soaking through my pants. not really a surgery. but i made an incision on myself

I had surgery to fix a broken arm and replace the marrow with a metal rod. And had a Cystoscopy FML.

Nope, lucky me!

[QUOTE=Kubi;18815490]Lets see. . . When I was young (before you start remembering stuff) I apparently bit open my tongue and had to get stitches. When I was about 13 I had surgery to remove a baby tooth whose top was level with my gumline, it was slow coming out in the first place, and by then the teeth on either side (adult teeth) of it formed a wedge keeping it from naturally rising. Last year I had clinic outpatient surgery on my ingrown/infected toenail; the doctor injected my toe with a godawful amount of anesthetic which hurt like a bitch, then clipped the sides of my nails to the root. 6 months later the root grew back and the whole condition came back, so this time I go to a real foot doctor and get the full blown surgery version of what happened before; gas anesthetic to knock me out, clip the nail to the root, kill part of the root we cut, cut away my infection. Later reading a post either here or on Reddit, I found out it wasn't just an infection but some skin condition where it thinks it needs to heal itself and doesn't know when to stop. Wish I could remember what it was called. . .[/QUOTE] Psoriasis?

[QUOTE=ababs362;18846181]Do you have a irreversible ileostomy or?[/QUOTE] I don't remember :O LOL ... i asked my mom what surgeries i had and i dont give a fuck to remember the details

No, but I should have had surgery on my right knee. I broke it and now there's little pieces of kneecap floating around in there.

I had a retarded tooth that was growing sideways under my other teeth and it was going into a nerve that sits on top of the jaw. They apparently had to drill into my jaw to get it out, and they only mentioned afterwards that I may have lost feeling in my mouth permanently. Wasn't actually that bad, only took a few hours and the trolley ride was damn fun. Oh and I got to sit at home and game for weeks because I couldn't talk or eat.