Ion Man - The story about a superhero whose body does not contain one single neutrally charged atom.
Toy Tory: miniature toys come to life and reenact British politics
[QUOTE=Garik;35982944]American Pi
Comedy movie set in the 50's of a young american scientist trying to get laid.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha, basically the same thing as the movie.
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Aeon Flu
A woman with eternal life keeps getting endless flus'.
Final Cuntdown. It's about an American whoreship that gets sendt back in time to the 6th of December, 1941, and they have to make the decision wether or not to go to Pearl Harbour to fuck all the sailors to give them one last good night.
Rock - 1 hour and 30 minutes of a rock with narration by Sylvester Stallone
Iron Ma-
A mom gets a super suit and uses it to fly her kids to school so they're always on time.
aging Bull - a story about an ordinary bull's struggle with old age.
The New Gu - A goopy monster created in a science lab destroys a city
Pandora's ox - A story about the first woman learning to tame an ox.
Ion Giant - A boy discovers and befriends a giant ion that has crashed on Earth and doesn't remember anything about itself.
Mad Ma - A single mother of two's life in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Team America: Word Police
Enforcing proper grammar throughout the globe.
Men - A team of ordinary people who don't have any special mutant powers.
Alien - A sequel to Alien, but they just couldnt think of a new name.
Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels - 4 guys lose an astounding amount of money in a poker game. They now have a week to get that money or they'll lose their socks to an evil criminal/porn king.
Karate id: An identity card jumps out of a dead man's pocket and seeks revenge towards whoever killed his owner. It learns karate and bashes all who get in its way.
Control Rom: A man must find the DVD carrying all the Pentagon's nuclear missile control software. Before it's too late.
the woman in back - a story about an afro-american guy who keeps a woman in his trunk
Eat - Two men on opposite sides of the table - one a gourmet; the other a gourmand.
Talker - A guy that just couldn't shut up.
The Andromeda Train - A movie about colonizing space.
Harry Potte - In which Harry, the pothead, smokes weed and has hallucinations of going to a magical wizard school.
[U]Over the Edge[/U]: The story of a raccoon that gets involved in a powerful drug cartel and gets involved in a life of crime.
[U]Wall[/U]: A documentary on the daily life of a white-painted platform framed wall.
[U]My Fir Lady[/U]: The story of a professor that tried to teach an evergreen conifer how to speak properly.
The Lion Kin - A touching story about families of lions and the challenges they face that threaten to tear them apart.
Pete Pan - The thrilling tale of a young cast iron frying pan who quests for love, fortune and the thrill of adeventure.
Octopuss - Secret Agent James Bond, AKA 007 is once again tasked with saving the world. This time he must rescue Perry the Psychic Octopuss (distantly related to the psychic octopuss of world cup fame) at all costs.
Men in Back - A tale of a group of men who stand at the back of a restaurant and harass the workers as they take out the trash.
U - A movie where the titular character takes form of the person watching it, going about their daily business in a comedy-drama setting co-starring Nicolas Cage.
AM Legend - About a man who is really good at waking up in the morning.
The Odfather - A movie about a father who doesn't fit in anywhere.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;35995942]Men - A team of ordinary people who don't have any special mutant powers.[/QUOTE]
Who leave the toilet seat up.
Final Antasy.
Story: A group of scientists must stop the ants from destroying Earth while getting ants in their pants for comic relief.
nevermind I got ninjad.
Lack Frost- A snowman lacks the need for snow.
White Hicks
A story of a bunch of white hillbillies who fight crime.
Talker - 3 men go to the Zone and talk about stuff (just like the original movie)
Citizen Kan - The tragic story of the infamous newspaper writer Genghis Khan, who's typewriter is missing an H
Hot Fzz - 2 Policemen try to survive in a burning house by only drinking soda
Shun Of The Dead - Documentary about zombie bullying
John Carpenter's The Thin - Kurt Russel and a team of scientists go to Africa.
And not really a movie, but anyways:
Metal Ear Solid - A story about a man who's hearing is augmented
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