Tlight- A nerdy vampire falls in love with a beautiful high school girl. But finds out he's gay for the jock Jacob.
HOR [Thor] - The god of thunder sets out to kickstart a brothel.
Jet Li's Earless [Fearless] - Huo Yuanjia, a Chinese martial artist, loses his ear in a fight and trains his dismembered ear in the ways of Wushu to avenge him and the rest of China from foreigners.
The A-Tea [The A-Team] - A story about a teapot full of English tea that gets good grades in high school, but when a troubled, drug-addicted teenager asks him for help, the teapot and his three other friends assemble and try to be funny whilst destroying the school.
The Lion, The Itch, The Wardrobe- Siblings find themselves in a wardrobe that gives them majorly bad itches for eternity. But only a Lion can save them!
The Hunger Game- A young woman turns cannibal and tries to eat everyone on a island.
Mirror Ask- Unstable young girl asks her mirror questions and believes her drawings have created a world in the mirror's reflection.
Sow White and the Huntsman--A Chinese bovine receives an unexpected visit from a U.S. ambassador, launching a dramatic voyage that will change both of their lives forever.
Hostbusters-A film about a gang of ruffians who go to parties and assassinate the hosts.
The Dirty Doze - A love story about a man's wet dream.
Cary Movie: Jim Carrey must set things right when a billboard incorrectly says his name and decides to go sue them. COMEDY GOLD.
Shun of the Dead - A zombie gets exiled from his tribe.
The Potman
Seen - a documentary about all the movies we've seen
As-s-s
Like Breast Men, only about the now-so-common butt lifts.
Original: Gas-s-s (Entry 5 on [URL="http://movietoptens.com/top-10-funny-movie-titles/"]this top ten[/URL].)
[b]The Rod;[/b] A movie that focuses on a fishing rod that's tired of fishing.
[b]Zombielad;[/b] A movie that follows a zombie child and it's daily routine.
[b]Children of the Con;[/b] A movie about a group of kids who're fans of <Insert interest here.> that wants to go to <Insert -con name here.>.
[b]Gemlins;[/b] A movie following the ups and downs of feeding the gems after midnight.
Finding Emo: A dad's quest to stop his son becoming Emo.
Spiderma: A British comedy about a Mother Spider's life
Also, A video game, because why the fuck Not.
Call of Duy: Stupid Soldiers doing stupid things in the battlefield.
The girl with the Dagon tattoo - the Oblivion movie
Alf Life - The story of how a mute goatee'd scientist screws up and creates an alien invasion, soon ridding earth of all feline life and enslaving humanity to crappy family-friendly sitcoms.
Ass Effect- A space marine named Commander Shepard is caught in a rift between sexy ladies(alien babes included) and fighting off Turians when they invade earth looking to [B]calibrate [/B]Earth's core.
I hope they look at my idea, and change the storyline for the movie.
Star Trek: Fist Contact - Members of the Enterprise E get into some hot cybernetic Borg sex over mid 21st century Earth.
[b]Ruber[/b] - The enthralling tale of a man with an extraordinarily rare behavioral disorder - the only way he can achieve even the simplest of tasks, such as opening a door, is by building overtly complex and amazing-to-watch Rube Goldberg devices.
[b]The Rad[/b] - A man and his son, trying to survive in a world virtually destroyed in some unexplained cataclysm, unwittingly stumble into a secret laboratory, where they accidentally activate a time machine that transports them into the 80s, where everything is, as the locals say, "rad." They have to find a way to get back - or do they?
[b]Dun[/b] - The desert planet Arrakis is the only in the known galaxy where the spice can be mined, and who controls the spice controls the universe. The spice must flow, and so one illiterate spice miner happily goes to work to get things dun. Nothing of interest happens whatsoever.
[b]Shelock Holmes[/b] - While investigating a mysterious murder, Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson unwittingly stumble upon an alchemist's cove, in which the unthinkable happens - a potion is acidentally spilled onto Holmes, turning him into a woman! Holmes and Watson must use their every wit to find a way to change Holmes back, but there's just one issue - the alchemist was the murder victim!
Fluber - A scientist creates a blue jelly that makes everything it's applied upon to be come really heavy and absorb energy on impact.
Ost- A man loses his soundtrack for many movies, and goes on a trek across the country only to be
followed by mysterious people who presumed he was in a movie where he robbed his own friends.
Whoever watch the movie Lost, no connection to the tv show.
The Gofather
This is the story about Tom Hennison, a father who is always on the go. From quickly getting his kids to school, to fixing dinner for his wife. Tom was the busiest father on the world, until...God himself, grants Tom with the ability to freeze time, and ease Tom's busy lifestyle. Will Tom fall short, or will he be just. in. time?
Coming 2014.
The Anima
A energy burst from space collapses earth itself, plunging itself into the dark ages.
Not starring Rob Schneider.
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