If Facepunch Had Achievements, What Would They Be? - General

Fuck Yeah: So something so awesome that when you make a thread about it in Facepunch you get only positive responses, title, gold member, +20 pages of discussion and more than +1k of any positive rating [editline]03:25PM[/editline] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20818874[/url]

Veteran: Fought against a user who posed a threat against Facepunch.

World Domination: Ban Garry !

Brain: Get one

Now you've done it - Get banned by Garry.

[QUOTE=flashn00b;21870206]American Tolerance - Posted a thread involving Japanese culture, and not get any hurtful comments.* Big Brother is Watching You - Admitted that you like something you aren't allowed to like.* HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED! - One of your threads have been flamed to hell and back for liking something you aren't allowed to like.* Area 56 - Secret* Contributor - Posted a release on the Gmod sections.* Let the Hammer Fall - Posted a map WIP on this forum. * Indicates that I have achieved this at one point[/QUOTE] Area 56 = [sp]OIFY[/sp] :ssh:

[B]Fountain of Youth[/B] - Get unbanned for Garry's birthday. [B]An Example to All[/B] - have a thread you began DDT'd. [B]Out of the Frying Pan[/B] - Get permabanned in the Refugee Camp. [B]On Hallowed Ground[/B] - Post 1000 times without being banned. [B]Heart of Gold[/B] - As a Gold Member, post 1000 times without being banned. [B]Second Path to Hell[/B] - Get permabanned as a Gold Member. [B]Pissing in a Sea of Piss[/B] - As a Moderator, permaban yourself. [B]Divine Right[/B] - Become a Moderator. [B]Ancient Mechanism[/B] - As a Moderator, permaban an 06er or older. [B]Last Breath[/B] - Be the last poster in a locked thread. [B]With This Right Hand[/B] - Have a thread you began stickied.

[QUOTE=soderholm13;21880733]Area 56 = [sp]OIFY[/sp] :ssh:[/QUOTE] Shush, no one must know.

One Dirty Mexican- Get permabanned for constant racism 3rd pary comeback- Continue the interactive comic of yours people have loved using other members while you are perma'd *ahem Lankist Reference ahem* Time Travel- Post an old ass videos in the video and flash section

[QUOTE=Butthurter;21871908]Heartpuncher - Start an internet relationship with someone from FP.[/QUOTE] Achievement Unlocked!

[b]It appears im on fire[/b] Get flaimed fifty times

Cupid- Get 50 heart ratings in one post

[B]Double Agent[/B] - Post on another forum other than Facepunch [B]Mole[/B] - Send Facepunch threads to other forums [B]Dissident[/B] - Oppose forum authority [B]Running Man[/B] - Troll in five different threads before being banned [B]Anarchy In The U.K.[/B] - Start a flame war with an English member [B]Marlboro Man[/B] - Start a discussion on what you smoke [B]Fucking magnets; how do they work?[/B] - Receive fifty boxes in one post [B]Trololol[/B] - Be pointed out as a troll [B]Invasion Of The Body Snatchers[/B] - Post from a friend's account [B]Tenure[/B] - Become a recognized member [B]F5F5F5F5[/B] - Refresh a thread to see if you have any replies* [B]Eagle Eye[/B] - Spot an alternative user account [B]I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Dave[/B] - Facepunch crashes [B]Capitalist Pig![/B] - Openly announce you are a communist [B]Peace Be With You[/B] - Announce you are a pacifist [B]Hiatus[/B] - Be gone from Facepunch longer than a week* [B]Brother![/B] - Find your sibling through Facepunch [B]Combo Maker[/B] - Contribute to a combo* [B]Five, Six, Seven, Eight; Open Up The Pearly Gates![/B] - Die That's all I have for now.

[QUOTE=soderholm13;21880733]Area 56 = snip :ssh:[/QUOTE] Shush, snip that, Quickly!

This is what I've got so far, I'm actually having fun with this. [B]Get out of here lurker![/B]: Welcome to FP, may we take your soul? [B]Ah, where have the days gone?[/B]: A couple of months now? oh that's cool [B]Has it really been that long?[/B]: Happy anniversary [B]Time flies man...[/B]: Two years and counting [B]It just goes on by and doesn't say hi[/B]: Three years [B]I don't even remember last year[/B]: Four years [B]Well, do I have a story for you[/B]: Five years [B]04'er[/B]: [I]You[/I] are the fabled Old ones [B]05'er[/B]: The Fathers of our Fathers [B]06'er[/B]: The Elders to the young'uns [B]07'er[/B]: A traveler with a nice tale to share [B]08'er[/B]: Followers in their footsteps [B]09'er[/B]: Newborns [B]10'er[/B]: They learn like the rest, or so I hope [B]Seems alright[/B]: Reach 100 posts [B]Liking it so far[/B]: Reach 1000 posts [B]Gotta make that reply![/B]: Reach 5000 posts [B]Get some fresh air[/B]: Exceed 10000 posts [B]I forgot he even existed[/B]: 50000 posts, go enjoy life for a bit [B]They grow up so fast[/B]: Look at you! Just minutes old and your very first thread! [B]I hope ma and pa are watching[/B]: Make 10 threads [B]Am I special yet?[/B]: Make 50 threads [B]Yes in fact I [I]do[/I] wipe my own ass[/B]: 100 threads [B]And it just keeps going and going...[/B]: Successfully have a thread auto-locked [B]And the whole world watched...[/B]: Thread views over 30000 [B]Because I'm special![/B]: Moderator posted in your thread [B]OMG![/B]: Garry posted in your thread, so special [B]OMG!(2)[/B] Hezzy posted in your thread [B]Damn I'm good[/B]: Have post quoted by Moderator [B]Rolling in the greens[/B]: Rated agree more than 100 times [B]I don't think so[/B]: Rated disagree more than 100 times [B]A regular Radner[/B]: Rated funny more than 100 times [B]I never knew that![/B]: Rated informative more than 100 times [B]Love you too ma[/B]: Rated polite more than 100 times [B]Quite useful[/B]: Rated useful more than 100 times [B]Fabulous![/B]: Go to San Fran you silly goose! [B]A real Jackson Pollock[/B]: Rated artistic more than 100 times [B]Forgot to wake up?[/B]: Rated late more than 100 times [B]Hey, I can speel just fine![/B]: Rated bad spelling more than 100 times [B]Read a book[/B]: Rated bad reading more than 100 times [B]I can make a fort![/B]: BOXESBOXESBOXESBOXES! [B]Ah damn...[/B]: Get banned [B]Son of a...[/B]: Banned 5 times [B]The fuck![/B]: Banned 10 times [B]HORSESHIT![/B]: Banned 20 times [B]I FUCCED YO MOM![/B]: Game over [B]Why are you so mean?[/B]: Get trolled [B]Up yours![/B]: Trolled again (lol u suck) [B]Butthurt[/B]: QQ [B]KEEP CRYING BABY![/B]: No one wants to hear you bitch, shut the fuck up [B]'chu bitch[/B]: Trolled by PhantomNorth [B]He's here... somewhere[/B]: Trolled by Craptasket

Permaban*

[b]Apprentice:[/b] Get ninja'd 50 times. [b]Stealthy:[/b] Ninja 50 posts [b]Comedian:[/b] Get rated 500 funnies [b]Treasonous:[/b] Get on every moderator, super moderator, and garry's ignore list. [b]Tool:[/b] Get 500 'useful' ratings. [b]Mingebag:[/b] Destroy 100 automerges. [b]Victim:[/b] Have 100 of your automerges broken.