I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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[QUOTE=Psychopath12;28070420]I watched a movie apparently.
I fell asleep one weekend on the couch, television off and all.
I wake up and I see the credits of the Dark Knight rolling. It wasn't the doing of anyone else because I was the only one home that weekend.[/QUOTE]
Someone obviously came in and molested you in your sleep, got bored and put on Dark Knight.
When I was younger, I always forgot to pee before I went to bed, so I always had a toilet related dream, which also ended with me wetting myself.
I guess i kinda have a sleepwalking problem. i sometimes wake up with strange things next to my bed that i don't remember putting there the night before. one time there was a glass of water topped off to the very brim, and when i reached over to turn my alarm clock off and i spilled it all over my mp3 player and cellphone
not the weirdest thing I've ever done but...
My boyfriend sleep fucks. Apparently that's a condition but I don't know the name of it. It's pretty cool
i ate coconut cake in my sleep once
i don't like coconut
Apparently I once poured myself a glass of Coke and drank it.
fart
a lot
my little bro does it too
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Ordered Gold Member on Facepunch, apparently I posted "HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^
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oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked
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im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund."
[QUOTE=Master117;28070070] (was supposed to be my breakfast this morning since I'm flat broke and it's all I can afford)[/QUOTE]
McDonalds is nowhere near the cheapest food you can buy...
Completely destroyed my door, so there is no way it will ever fit inside again. And broke 3 fingers the same night.
Poured and drank a glass of milk. Woke up in the morning covered in Vomit, Milk and one of my old Bras. Being lactose intolerant and hypoglycemic sucks ass.
I ended up sleeping UNDER my bed.
It was somewhat organized though, with a nicely placed bedsheet and pillow.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;28071284]I ended up sleeping UNDER my bed.
It was somewhat organized though, with a nicely placed bedsheet and pillow.[/QUOTE]
How the shit did you manage that? :v:
Fapped.
Twice.
I peed in my closet when I was 6.
[editline]15th February 2011[/editline]
Also yesterday I fapped in my dream
I put my mother's handbags in the oven
Kudos if you get the reference
I already did a lot of stuff while asleep, laughed, cried, walked, peed at the trashcan of my kitchen.
Stuff like that...
[QUOTE=Dantai;28070326]This, forgetting to pee before sleep then dreaming about it and doing it, feels warm on a cold night though! :v:[/QUOTE]
I had to hide it from my schoolmates :(
When I had friends home I had covered the bed with an anti-pee thing that could easily get washed,
so fortunate they didn't saw anything:v:
One time I woke up with the mattress completely on the floor a few feet from my bed. I had woken up once in the night but I didn't even know if I was awake and the mattress was already moved.
That night I remember I was trapped in a very dark garden and I think I was tripping balls off LSD. I've never tried LSD but I do smoke cannabis regularly. At one point I'm pretty sure I woke up with what I didn't know at the time was sleep paralysis.
I get sleep paralysis often now and I've learned how to deal with it and make myself wake up (which is really hard though). I've also had dreams of taking other drugs like heroin and weed in general. I've never used any drugs besides cannabis and don't have any desire to try them.
I often sleep on my stomach, and if it's cold I'll tuck my arms underneath my chest. this leads to me regularly waking up with both arms completely asleep, making it nearly impossible to get out of bed on my own.
I hate to wake up with my bedsheet on the floor, I feel all cold n shit after that. :tinfoil:
I usually just scream and flail around like I'm batshit insane, my cat who was lying next to me nowhere to be seen now :v:, and my mother rushing up wondering what the fuck is going on :smith:
I've woken myself up with my own sleep talking.
I once kinda woke up, not fully, felt like i was drunk or something, but haven't drank for a long time, i picked up my pillow went to the corner of the room and put it on the floor there, then went back took my blanket, rolled it up and put it in the corner on the floor too, turned around looked at the bed and thought it would be cold to sleep without the blanket, so i took it and went back to sleep. Friend woke up me later asked me why is my pillow in the corner then i remembered that i put it there, but i don't know why.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;28070417]Speak in german when I'm asleep. And when I was on holiday in Austria aged 12, a mate slept walk down to the hotel bar and apparently sat on the stool staring at the barman. Luckily his older brother was there and woke him up.[/QUOTE]
(offtopic) I like your avatar
Ontopic:once I took a show in my sleep(my brother woke me up) and fell asleep in the car put off my seatbelt and walked outside then sitting in my garden.
I'm weird V:v:V
Also I dream falling of some long steps and wake up before I hit the floor
Sometimes when I'm half asleep I start to get random dreams. It's funny, since most of these times I'm talking with someone when I'm in this half-sleep phase, so I end up saying random shit. Sadly my girlfriend is the person that has heard all these times. :v:
Played episode 3
Sleep talked in bus about my deepest sexual fantasies.
With most of my classmates in it
I'm officially a pervert from what I heard from them
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;28073178]Sleep talked in bus about my deepest sexual fantasies.
With most of my classmates in it
I'm officially a pervert from what I heard from them[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zPByWAGA3w&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;28070282]Erection in bed.
Twice.[/QUOTE]
You have two penises?
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