• I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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i said "Can i have a hat?"
My mum told me she once walked past my room on her way to the loo and noticed me sitting upright, stiff as a board on the edge of my bed, still fast asleep.
Took the mirror off of my wall, and put it on the balcony. I woke up in the morning and thought I'd been robbed :v:
woke up at school
[QUOTE=Randy;28071315]How the shit did you manage that? :v:[/QUOTE] I don't fucking know, I was sleeping. I think this is the point of the whole thread...
I used to have bunkbeds, and one night I woke up only to hit my head against the top, waking me up immediately. I ended up with a really painful bruise. :(
Fell off my bed then waking up the next day with my legs on-top of the bed and my torso on the floor wondering what the fuck happened.
I answered questions in one of my harder classes. Apparently, everything I said was correct or only slightly off too.
I do weird shit in my sleep all the time. I sleep talk very often and sleep walk as well. I used to wake up in my kitchen in the middle of the night and I would have toasted bagels in my sleep, or started boiling top ramen, but that usually doesn't happen anymore because I now live in a house where the kitchen is upstairs from my room so I usually just end up waking up on the stairs in a clump of blankets and pillows, most likely on my way to the kitchen haha. Once my friend stayed over and apparently at 3 am I was pacing my room slowly like a zombie and had turned the static on the tv up loudly.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;28071395]I put my mother's handbags in the oven Kudos if you get the reference[/QUOTE] Step Brothers?
Once I realised that I was in a dream so I decided to try if I could fly. I went outside and climbed on top of a garbage container and jumped. Luckily it was winter so the landing wasn't that painful. Also once I was driving a car with a naked woman sitting next to me. It was fun. :3:
I woke up once to the windows boot up sound I found myself laying my head on the keyboard and then BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP best alarm clock ever
I haven't done any weird things in my sleep but I remember one time I woke up in a fetal position in the corner of my room.
Haven't really done much funny stuff. At least not in years. Used to sleep talk a bit when i was younger. Sleep walked a few times as well.. Once I "woke up" in the middle of an argument with my mom. I had no idea what I was arguing about, but I kept on saying "No! I'm not going to" Until I figured out she was telling me to take of my cloths before I went to bed. Apparently I had fallen asleep on my bed with my cloths on. Hmm... Can't think of much that has happened the last few years. Well there is one thing. Had been drinking, and I was totally wasted. Can't remember going to bed or nothing. I woke up in the morning, smelling something that smelled like puke, but i couldn't remember puking, so i went back to bed. The next time I woke up, it still smelled like puke so I got up and looked around. I had puked out the window, or at least tried to... I hadn't opened the window... So there was puke all over the window and the floor around it. Yay. I have carpeted floor.
When I used to take Ambien, I would constantly "black out" after taking it. Meaning, I would sometimes take it and would not be able to successfully fall asleep afterwards. This meant I would do stuff and not remember it the next day. Many times I would wake up with my mattress on the floor or one time my toilet got clogged after I attempted to flush my toothbrush and other toiletries down it. Also I would call people at three in the morning to get breakfast or do something. Thankfully I no longer take it. [editline]15th February 2011[/editline] It's a helluva drug.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;28071395]I put my mother's handbags in the oven Kudos if you get the reference[/QUOTE] Stepbrothers
I slept over at a girl's house once and I had a tendency of sleeping walking at the time. So I felt her boob at night apparently. She tells me that in a way I raped her. We're still friends she doesn't ever wanna be near me sleeping though.
I once found my keyboard lodged in my ceiling, i apparently threw it up so hard it got stuck half-way in the plaster
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One time a put whipped cream on a plate and threw it away. Another time I got out of bed, walked away down the street, and sleeped in an old rusty wagon.
I once unlocked my front door and sat outside in the backyard. I don't know how.
I farted so loud I woke myself up. :v:
I screamed "I don't want to play with my toys anymore!" once.
i took my pants off i woke up and i was like what the fuck where are my shorts and they were on the ground
I mumble a bit and sometimes wake up in awkward position when I wake up, but that's it.
Woke up in the middle of the night with my brother standing over me while I was in bed, eyes closed and opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish. He went back to bed and didn't know about it the next day.
Woke up because I smelt something burning one early morning. Went into the kitchen and there was a pot of noodles on the stove. Water had evaporated and the noodles were burning. Did it while sleeping I guess, or hobo's cook shit in my kitchen while I sleep.
Well,I turn my phone off every night and put it on the nightstand next to me and sometimes it's turned on,on my bed next to me,this has happened like about 4 or 5 times so far (and it was since I got the Droid Incredible too)
Slammed my head into a wall, several times.
informed my friends i would like them to refrain from farting in my milkshake
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