I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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On multiple occasions, I've dreamt entire school days - then woke up and had to do it again in real life.
I've farted in my sleep and woke myself up.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;28076848]I farted so loud I woke myself up. :v:[/QUOTE]
Lifebros
according to my girlfriend, i called her up, and had a thorough conversation about the appeal of orange gummy bears.
what the hell.
I have conversations with my brother and friends while sleeping. (Mind you it's mostly just incoherent ramblings) I also ate an entire (small) jar of pickles once that I left on my side-table drawer.
[editline]15th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nightsure;28071395]I put my mother's handbags in the oven
Kudos if you get the reference[/QUOTE]
Wrong though. Handbag in the freezer, pillows in the oven.
Still chuckled.
Apparently I sleepwalk often, once I went downstairs and watched the end of 3:10 to Yuma with my dad, once I woke up on our futon.
Once I broke into a friend's house and slept in her room.
Sleeptalked something in english v:v:v
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;28070852]Not much action in bed, except for that occascional kicking all the bedsheets on the floor and waking up cold.[/QUOTE]
I don't get that much action in bed while I'm awake.
Oh, and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag because I was getting tired of kicking my sheets off in the middle of the night and being freezing in the morning.
Woke up cold because I unzipped the bag in my sleep and rolled out of it. :geno:
And this thread is a perfect example of why sleep paralysis exists. :v:
I managed to sleep through two alarm clocks and being rolled onto the floor from the mattress. Apparently I opened my eyes for a second, adjusted the blankets that were now under me, and went back to sleep. I woke up several hours later on the floor with the blankets strewn about in my direction confused as hell.
Got out of my bed while asleep and smashed my head on the tv screen :v:
Move from the bottom bunk to the top bunk of my bunkbed
for some reason
I once sleepwalked into my mothers bedroom and asked her if I could join the Dark Brotherhood and I would obey the rules, lets just say I couldn't play Oblivion for atleast a week after that. And all of that was done while I was sleeping.
Nothing because I sleep like a rock and if it weren't for my breathing you'd think I was dead.
Got out of bed.
Pulled out my wang.
Walked to my brother's door.
Took a leak.
Got back in bed.
Apparently I masturbated on our neighbors car and then slept in it.
One time when we moved to our new house and our stuff hadn't come, so we all slept in the empty living room, and my dad told me that in the middle of the night I sat up, kept turning to the right and then fell back.
Fell asleep at a 2-day lan party and sleep-choked someone
Slept.
I slept walked downstairs, turned on the computer, started gaming and then my mom came down to yell at me for being up when I should be sleeping.
my brother said that i walked down the stairs with underwear on my head on sat on a bottom step
Years ago I got up and asked my mom to play some Star Wars game with me. And more recently I "woke" up in the middle of the night and tried to light up a cigarette, ended up burning the filter off.
I've only done one weird thing and that was have a wet dream.
[editline]15th February 2011[/editline]
Wait no, I punched myself in the nose one time.
One time when I was little, I had a sleepover with my friend, and we were in the same bed. I dreamed that my dog was in bed with me, because he usually was. So I started petting my friend's head while I was half asleep, thinking it was my dog.
I used to sleep walk alot.
One time, on the way home from Vegas, on the freeway, going 70 mph, I tried to jump out of the car while sleeping. I unlocked the door and everything and was about to pull the lever. Brother grabbed me though.
I was sleeping once and apparently I stood up..walked straight into another room with some people still asleep. And I apparently yelled "OH MY GOD THAT'S GENIUS!" Then I turned around. And went back to my room. And fell asleep.
I apparently talk in my sleep, but once I supposedly talked latin, before laughing manically and jerking around.
Oh and once I fell asleep on my back, woke up with my face on the mattress and my belly following the wall, doing a headstand.
Sleepwalked from my bed to the road out the front of my house. It was quite comfortable, for a road.
put water on a plate, put it on the floor, and walked away.
One time I fell asleep in class and kept farting in my sleep, and woke up to "DID DIS NIGGA FART?" before the bell rung. Luckily it was close to graduation for me so I only had to go for three more days, so it didn't bother me at all.
Also when I fell asleep in class I'd force myself awake by making some weird guttural noise and then I'd jolt back up into sitting position, which got several weird looks shot my way.
Also near the end of school I woke up to a teacher wanting me to pull me out of class to talk about what I'm gonna do after I graduate and all that jazz, and I had a massive raging boner. Semi luckily I was wearing my jacket so after I stood up I put my hands in my jacket pockets and tried to shield my boner from eyes' view with it. To be honest I didn't give a fuck, since it was the last time I was gonna be seeing a lot of them anyway.
Not school related, I kick and punch a lot in my sleep, the first time I slept with my boyfriend I ended up duke-nukem kicking his ass out of the bed to the floor and gave him a deadleg, AND a bruise that lasted for weeks on end and turned a nasty purple-green. Ever sence we've slept with him coiled around me so that my legs and arms are locked to my side, but I still snore and struggle and talk in my sleep. It makes me feel bad that he has to deal with all that.
Very very VERY rarely I'll have dreams where I go to the bathroom and start pissing in the toilet, to wake up finding my bed completely soaked in piss. The few last times I was lucky - I pissed in my dream, and it felt like I relieved myself, and woke up to a dry bed. Or, I stopped the dream and took a piss IRL.
I hate dreams/nightmares where I'm trying to save a loved one but it starts feeling like I'm fighting through a mixture of maple syrup and cement, my legs won't move and it feels like gravity's 100 times heavier but my adrenaline starts kicking like a motherfucker because I absolutely REFUSE to give up and I end up waking up and yelling their name or something like "WATCH OUT". I feel retarded for getting so scared over what turns out to be nothing.
I've had moments where both my arms have gone completely dead on me and I had to kinda flail myself around to get my arms back in a position they can get circulation in, and sit completely still as the pins and needles feeling starts going away after like 30 minutes or something ridiculous like that. One time I whipped myself right in the eye with the back of my hand while I still couldn't control my arms. That felt GREAT.
When I get really tired and I'm forcing myself to stay awake, sometimes I'll hear someone, either my dad, aunt, brother, whoever, call my name loudly as if I passed out and they were trying to wake me up. I think it's just my brain's way of startling me awake and it sure as fuck works.
i posted on fp once
[editline]16th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Snapzies;28082952]
Also when I fell asleep in class I'd force myself awake by making some weird guttural noise and then I'd jolt back up into sitting position, which got several weird looks shot my way.
Also near the end of school I woke up to a teacher wanting me to pull me out of class to talk about what I'm gonna do after I graduate and all that jazz, and [B]I had a massive raging boner.[/B] Semi luckily I was wearing my jacket so after I stood up I put my hands in my jacket pockets and tried to shield my boner from eyes' view with it. To be honest I didn't give a fuck, since it was the last time I was gonna be seeing a lot of them anyway.
Not school related, I kick and punch a lot in my sleep, the first time [B]I slept with my boyfriend[/B] I ended up duke-nukem kicking his ass out of the bed to the floor and gave him a deadleg, AND a bruise that lasted for weeks on end and turned a nasty purple-green. Ever sence we've slept with him coiled around me so that my legs and arms are locked to my side, but I still snore and struggle and talk in my sleep. It makes me feel bad that he has to deal with all that.
Very very VERY rarely I'll have dreams where I go to the bathroom and start pissing in the toilet, to wake up finding my bed completely soaked in piss. The few last times I was lucky - I pissed in my dream, and it felt like I relieved myself, and woke up to a dry bed. Or, I stopped the dream and took a piss IRL.
I hate dreams/nightmares where I'm trying to save a loved one but it starts feeling like I'm fighting through a mixture of maple syrup and cement, my legs won't move and it feels like gravity's 100 times heavier but my adrenaline starts kicking like a motherfucker because I absolutely REFUSE to give up and I end up waking up and yelling their name or something like "WATCH OUT". I feel retarded for getting so scared over what turns out to be nothing.
I've had moments where both my arms have gone completely dead on me and I had to kinda flail myself around to get my arms back in a position they can get circulation in, and sit completely still as the pins and needles feeling starts going away after like 30 minutes or something ridiculous like that. One time I whipped myself right in the eye with the back of my hand while I still couldn't control my arms. That felt GREAT.
When I get really tired and I'm forcing myself to stay awake, sometimes I'll hear someone, either my dad, aunt, brother, whoever, call my name loudly as if I passed out and they were trying to wake me up. I think it's just my brain's way of startling me awake and it sure as fuck works.[/QUOTE]
i really don't know how to respond to this but what the fuck are you
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