I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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both my arms would fall asleep sometimes, and i have to spend 5 minutes shaking my torso around to try to wake em up.
[QUOTE=Archy;28083431]i really don't know how to respond to this but what the fuck are you[/QUOTE]
[i]oh my god a homosexual what the fuck is this[/i] :gonk:
[QUOTE=Paravin;28073144]Sometimes when I'm half asleep I start to get random dreams. It's funny, since most of these times I'm talking with someone when I'm in this half-sleep phase, so I end up saying random shit. Sadly my girlfriend is the person that has heard all these times. :v:[/QUOTE]
I bet you told her the stories of all the times with you and Sidorovich :v:
Once I went to the toilet. Except I went one door down the hallway too far, the kitchen. My mum found me pissing into the sink.
I was about 7, I'm impressed I managed to do that.
I've woken up in front of the fridge with no pants on
Two weeks ago I stood up in a drunken sleepwalking stupor, walked over to the corner of my friend's room where there were about 10 people sleeping, stood behind the piano and took a piss. Unfortunately it got all over my friend's sleeping bag, so he ran and got a cooking pot for me to piss in. After that apparently I said "I NEED TO KNOW THE TV" and that I had to "open the drawing board" while trying to walk through a closed window. Then apparently I stood in a corner and just acted like a douche by saying "I'm standing up and I don't even give a fuc" or something similar but less coherent.
For half a year, I constantly dreamt whole days, including driving to school, being at school, playing video games, everything in detail.
I didn't know when I was awake or when I wasn't. So freaky.
I've walked to the front door, opened it and just stood there for like two hours apparently.
I've also screamed "They're coming from the vent"
And "Turn off the Light"
Boat
I made the front of a boat without noticing it, look up.
I spend my bus rides in a constant daze, like I am awake yet asleep.
During those instances, I manage to walk down the stairs of the bus, tap my bus card, alight from the bus and walk the better part of 1km before finally realizing I alighted the bus and break out of my daze.
At my old house we had a laundry chute like this.
[img]http://cdn.oneprojectcloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/laundry-chute-top-225x300.jpg[/img]
Well, one night, in my sleep, I got up to go take a piss, but went past the bathroom and mistook the laundry chute for a toilet.
Whoops.
I once jumped out of a bunk bed, top one. There was quite a fall, but luckily I had been sleeptalking, so my mom had come in to see what was wrong. She caught me.
I sleep walk. I've had conversations with my parents, taken out the trash, fed my cat, and moving things on my desk.
[QUOTE=credesniper;28086964]I sleep walk. I've had conversations with my parents, taken out the trash, fed my cat, and moving things on my desk.[/QUOTE]
almost same.
I woke up like half a kilometer away from home (with pants, coat etc. It was in the middle of December in Norway)
I don't know how the hell it happened but I had to wait to my parents to woke up and lock up the door...
Also, One time, I woke up on my bike in the garage xD
One night, I went to sleep in my bed.
the next morning I woke up on the floor on the other side of my room.
Shit was weird.
That happened me once : I lost all my teeth. That was kinda scary.
I checked on the net about the meaning of that. I read that it meant you will lose something important in your life. Then the next day I lost my grandpa :'(
One night i woke up and my pillow was gone. I panicked because i wanted to sleep but couldn't without my pillow. :saddowns:
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Another one when i was a kid, i woke up in my sisters bed :wtc:
I sometimes awake at 3-4 AM, but it's like a half sleep, and I feel there's something in the end of the room, this thing starts to talk with old man's voice, I scream with an adult man's voice (!) and awake completely, the voice disappears then.
That's very creepy.
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And I also sometimes drive a train like this
[img]http://www.ircusa.com/gainesphoto/train2.jpg[/img]
After some minutes it falls into the infinity, I scream like a damn.
[QUOTE=supreme7;28087141]I sometimes awake at 3-4 AM, but it's like a half sleep, and I feel there's something in the end of the room, this thing starts to talk with old man's voice, I scream with an adult man's voice (!) and awake completely, the voice disappears then.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;28070825]
Don't rate me optimistic for having a boyfriend, I'm a girl.
[sp]though I do like other girls/have had a girlfriend, so eh[/sp][/QUOTE]
You're a man.
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According to my mom, years ago when she and my dad were in bed, he woke up once, yelling "aliens, aliens we need to get to shelter" and dragging her, he doesn't remember it at all.
Not too long ago he turned off the fucking router in the middle of the night saying "those green lights aren't suppose to be like that" but the green lights were indicating it was on.
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[QUOTE=Archy;28083431]i really don't know how to respond to this but what the fuck are you[/QUOTE]
Look at his avatar, then back at his post, then back at his avatar, sadly he isn't a normal person, but he is a furry, look again he's now diamonds!
[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;28070148]I apparently sleeptalk.
Once I fell asleep during a long round of supcom and apparently mumbled the entire time.[/QUOTE]
DUDE YOU STOLE MINE! haha Except with me, I kept mumbling the same thing, "I need more Mass" lol
Iv'e caught myself on video sleepwalking, and I talk a lot, especially if I fall asleep with music playing, Iv'e also written things too.
One time my sister got me to play checkers with her, and apparently I'm much better at it while I'm asleep.
This one time I got up to get some water from the fridge push-thing, and my dad found me trying to shove a cup through our toaster oven :v:
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Also once I woke up with a paper with a bunch of messed up writing on it, like it said stuff like [i]"they're in the walls"[/i] and [i]"they're watching and i don't want to make them maaaad"[/i] and then I turned it over and on the back it said "NAH JUST KIDDIN'"
Went to bed on my futon.
Woke up in the bathtub.
I realize I am in a dream.
I wake up, in my dream.
:frown:
Oh, you mean [i]while[/i] I'm sleeping? Eh, nothing really.
I have nothing interesting, but once my cousin was sleeping over, and he got up, grabbed a whole role of toilet paper, and just went to sleep with it
Every time I slept over at my grandma's house, I would roll out of the bed and fall on the floor.
Also when I had a bunk-bed I would always throw my pillow off while asleep.
Called a holocaust museum to make a donation to the Nazi Party.
i woke up in a recliner watching tim and erics awesome show once
[QUOTE=brandonsh;28070108]Wait, McDonalds without cadmium? It must have been a dream!
Sorry.[/QUOTE]There ya go.
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Also I played Half Life 2 and god knows how but I actually managed to get up to about the part when you get the airboat.
I used to sleep walk and do random things in my sleep, once I heard the phone ring, walked to the living room, picked it up, answered it, said hello goodbye (luckily it was my dad calling), when i went to hang up the phone i got lost, and put it in the fridge, went back to bed.
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