• I ate McDonalds in my sleep. What wierd stuff have you done in your sleep?
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one time i was sleepwalking and i threw my blanket in my dads garbage can shoting OH MY GOD WE GOT A E-MAIL RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! then another time in i slept after taking Ecstasy and i inception my self the dream within a dream times 100 then i woke up on my roof with the ladder kick away so i cant get down it was a fun morning and still on ectasy XD
I often wake up in the morning completely exhausted, move enough to sit up on the edge of my bed holding the sock's I'm going to put on, and fall asleep there again. I'm really bad at getting up, even though I actually sleep like a dead man, except for the terrifying snoring. So much so that I often wake up with my arms twisted underneath me, perfectly comfortable despite losing all circulation for god knows how long. Hate that feeling. Worst I do is roll out of my covers and sleep sideways with my head propped up against the wall or over the side, because my room is like a furnace even in the winter.
haha, I sleep in really awkward positions too, one time I woke up and my head was on the floor, one of my legs was on the bed and my other leg was on the desk. one time I even woke up on the roof, there was no ladder anywhere around the house, lucky for me the house isn't that tall and I jumped of into the grass, I do some amateur parkour so I wasn't hurt beings I know how to land.
This dude keeps giving me condoms because I'm too pussy to attain them and are not sexually active at this moment.
Once. I did a shit. And it called me mommy.
[QUOTE=clc666;28070503]I walked outside and stood there for about 20 minutes in my boxers, then went back to bed.[/QUOTE] how do you know, when you were sleeping?
I talk in my sleep (according to my sisters). Among the weird things I've said was "Peanut Butter and Cats!"
last night I fell asleep with all my clothes on, when I woke up I was still wearing my over shirt and jeans, but I had no underwear or shirt and no socks either.
When I was young for some reason I would move around in my sleep a lot and almost every day I woke up with my feet on the pillows and my head on the other side.
My alarm dosn't always wake me up, so I often end up going to the toilet withought even waking up. I've also woken up with my pants down, my pillow between my legs covered in jizz. must have been a good night.... :smug:
I once sleepwalked into my mothers bedroom, opened the closet, and asked her "WHERE IS THE GUN" Then I turned around. And went back to my room. And fell asleep.
I once fell down a flight of stairs after stumbling out of my bad, and woke up half freezing because half of me was on my velvet couch while my ass was on the floor :v:
pissed on the wall smelled like shit for the rest of the week
Last night I dreamed that I took a gigantic shit on the floor, then i jizzed all over it. I'm completely serious.
Once on a school camp, we all slept three to a tent. I went to bed on the side, woke up between my two tent-mates, facing their feet. :S
Exploding head syndrome, that is all.
sleep walking out to the lounge then yelling at my mum for not feeding my turtle. i don't even own a turtle :byodood:
I was at a sleepover and I sang Avenged Sevenfold songs... A few of my friends even demonstrated how I was flailing around screaming "I'm not insane! I'm not insaaane!" Another one, which isn't really something I did, but one time in camp, I woke up and saw my friend swinging his pillow around in a circular motion while he was asleep.
I once dragged my blanket off while sleeping
Went to sleep with a shirt on. Next morning, shirt was gone. Checked the drawer, it was in there, folded neatly. I don't even.
I turned on the TV
When I was around 16-17 I used to get up in the middle of the night and have a shower. I wasn't fully asleep, but I wasn't awake enough to realise I was sleep-showering. Often my Mum would wake up after realising what I was doing and come and coax me into sleep. More often than not I wouldn't fully wake up, but once I was up in the morning I knew I'd already had a shower and just went about my day. I guess it saved time but my god it was a pain in the ass if I woke up.
I sleepwalked once when I was 11. Apparently I had walked up to my dad and told him he had to move the sack of potatoes so the neighbour could park his car, then he led me back to my bed. :v:
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