[QUOTE=Autumn;30028512]i'm sorry, but the combination of the shadows on the ears and the nose and the eyes and the general face shape... all i see is
[img]http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/shrek.jpg[/img]
except shrek looks happier than you.[/QUOTE]
:smith:
He reminds me of a teenage Dr. Evil.
[QUOTE=woodchuck34;30028508]i thought i told you about this one time! haha, well i got hit in the eye with a rock and my eye almost fell out so now i have retinal scarring which causes it to dilate permanently! ayayayaya girls like it so im fine with it haha[/QUOTE]
This is the first time I've heard this. I need something like that where I can pick up women easily, besides the fact I look like Harry Potter. That brings in all the desperate ones. :frown:
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=jomt1234;30028564]:smith:[/QUOTE]
You'll find a hairstyle that suits you, just experiment with it until you do.
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;30028654]This is the first time I've heard this. I need something like that where I can pick up women easily, besides the fact I look like Harry Potter. That brings in all the desperate ones. :frown:
[/QUOTE]
i dunno if its the actual dilation or just the color of my eyes. because even my art teacher whos a guy said i had pretty eyes..... :S
and hey desperate girls make the best girlfriends! haha
[img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/222627_1973013576186_1568457169_32080667_7053743_n.jpg[/img]
These suits, man.
[QUOTE=woodchuck34;30028728]i dunno if its the actual dilation or just the color of my eyes. because even my art teacher whos a guy said i had pretty eyes..... :S
and hey desperate girls make the best girlfriends! haha[/QUOTE]
He's probably going to use the excuse that he's an art teacher to say stuff like that. Or he just likes you... :q:
And as far as desperate girls go, the only one that comes to my mind is one of my longtime friends. She was on the dance team (hot as hell) and dated some cool guys I knew, but then as the years progressed she started dating some random guys who would abuse her and treat her awfully. During all this time she'd be trying to lead me on (which is just awkward because she looked terrible during senior year, looking all trashy and gross) and would purposely act like a whore in our classes. After we graduated she got knocked up, claiming immaculate conception (lolwut) and separating herself from her actual family and becoming part of some pseudo family with her son. It's weird because I think she's thinking her life is fine and dandy with her spawn in the world, even though she has no job, no schooling after high school, and no actual family to go to.
Now that I look at what I've typed, this is a lot less funny than I imagined it, minus the whole immaculate conception thing. :/
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;30029329]He's probably going to use the excuse that he's an art teacher to say stuff like that. Or he just likes you... :q:
And as far as desperate girls go, the only one that comes to my mind is one of my longtime friends. She was on the dance team (hot as hell) and dated some cool guys I knew, but then as the years progressed she started dating some random guys who would abuse her and treat her awfully. During all this time she'd be trying to lead me on (which is just awkward because she looked terrible during senior year, looking all trashy and gross) and would purposely act like a whore in our classes. After we graduated she got knocked up, claiming immaculate conception (lolwut) and separating herself from her actual family and becoming part of some pseudo family with her son. It's weird because I think she's thinking her life is fine and dandy with her spawn in the world, even though she has no job, no schooling after high school, and no actual family to go to.
Now that I look at what I've typed, this is a lot less funny than I imagined it, minus the whole immaculate conception thing. :/[/QUOTE]
yea i wasnt really smiling while reading that hahaha, ok maybe some desperate girls make good girlfriends haha. thats a really bad situation for her though...must really suck
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;30029329]He's probably going to use the excuse that he's an art teacher to say stuff like that. Or he just likes you... :q:
And as far as desperate girls go, the only one that comes to my mind is one of my longtime friends. She was on the dance team (hot as hell) and dated some cool guys I knew, but then as the years progressed she started dating some random guys who would abuse her and treat her awfully. During all this time she'd be trying to lead me on (which is just awkward because she looked terrible during senior year, looking all trashy and gross) and would purposely act like a whore in our classes. After we graduated she got knocked up, claiming immaculate conception (lolwut) and separating herself from her actual family and becoming part of some pseudo family with her son. It's weird because I think she's thinking her life is fine and dandy with her spawn in the world, even though she has no job, no schooling after high school, and no actual family to go to.
Now that I look at what I've typed, this is a lot less funny than I imagined it, minus the whole immaculate conception thing. :/[/QUOTE]
It's like the nativity story and Jerry Springer combined into one story
[QUOTE=Hezzy;30029645]It's like the nativity story and Jerry Springer combined into one story[/QUOTE]
Welcome to California!
[QUOTE=woodchuck34;30029636]yea i wasnt really smiling while reading that hahaha, ok maybe some desperate girls make good girlfriends haha. thats a really bad situation for her though...must really suck[/QUOTE]
She's still really optimistic about herself and her son leading a perfectly normal life. She's perfectly happy where she is and I don't think she could really ask for anything more than a partner to help her care for her son so she can continue with higher education.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30029808]that's just plain fucking rude[/QUOTE]
you really don't see the resemblance in the second picture?
[QUOTE=Autumn;30030065]you really don't see the resemblance in the second picture?[/QUOTE]
The image is broken, the one you posted.
okay here pick one
[url]http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=shrek&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=643[/url]
You should choose this one!
[img]http://www.trailershut.com/movie-posters/Shrek-5-Movie-Poster.jpg[/img]
Look how happy he is!
come on autumn just cos there's a resemblance doesn't mean it's a nice thing to say
[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;30030140]You should choose this one!
[img]http://www.trailershut.com/movie-posters/Shrek-5-Movie-Poster.jpg[/img]
Look how happy he is![/QUOTE]
Donkey: :smug:
[QUOTE=jomt1234;30028242][img]http://gyazo.com/82c63d964ef32a519948b50603860aa9.png[/img][/QUOTE]
he's not though :frown:
though i did rate it funny
woops
jeeze you guys don't take anything lightly anymore do you.
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30030154]if I wanted to I could comment your appearance too, but I won't ;)[/QUOTE]
no please, enlighten me!
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Angoose;30030164]though i did rate it funny
woops[/QUOTE]
...
Sup. Hairs' red now and I managed to stop making the picture so blurry. Hope you find the quality tolerable to say the least. Sorry for the stupid MS Paint shit, did it in the spur of the moment and I have no backups :saddowns:
[IMG]http://imageshack.us/m/853/7060/43911170.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30030262]you look a tad bit like hayley williams[/QUOTE]
Yea, must be the red hair :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30030262]you look a tad bit like hayley williams[/QUOTE]
:argh: I get that more than you can believe. Except I'm a lot shorter then her (I think?)
[QUOTE=jomt1234;30028564]:smith:[/QUOTE]
okay jomt, i apologise! whilst i do find your appearance in the second picture quite similar to shrek, i appreciate this might have been a bit harsher than i intended it to come across, so i am sorry if i have upset you - it was not my intention.
(but maybe next time, smile in your photo!)
making fun of people is now banned in poy
end of an era
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30030262]you look a tad bit like hayley williams[/QUOTE]
Hayley Williams has a mustache now? No kidding!
must be all that blood she's been drinking!
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;30030301]making fun of people is now banned in poy
end of an era[/QUOTE]
i know, right?
[QUOTE=Autumn;30030350]must be all that blood she's been drinking!
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
i know, right?[/QUOTE]
Must be a very horrible hormone disorder. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Autumn;30030350]must be all that blood she's been drinking!
[editline]24th May 2011[/editline]
i know, right?[/QUOTE]
What, are you indirectly implying it's dumb to ingest hemoglobine-rich liquids? :v:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;30030301]making fun of people is now banned in poy
end of an era[/QUOTE]
NO!
Not until B-Hazard and Dcalde are perma'd.
[QUOTE=Identity;30030371]Must be a very horrible hormone disorder. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It's not a disorder, you can get half a liter of frozen cow blood from the stores. Expensive, 6 euros per bottle but it's good in some foods.
Besides, that shade of red is completely different from blood red.
[h2]PR0VOLONGE, YOU BROKE MY AUTOMERGE[/h2] :argh:
SORRY MY BAD IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN
I should really get my username changed to something people can actually type shouldn't I?
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