Thanks to this thread, there will not be any Episode 3, or Portal 2.
Every time someone makes a fat joke about Gabe, Ep3 gets delayed by 3 months.
Thanks, now we'll get it somewhere halfway 2581
It shouldn't be called Half life 2 ep 3. It should just be called Half life 3.
wasn't there a comic in the LMAO pictures thread that covered this subject.
oh... right, content ummmmmmm... i got it
gabe newell's fat covered this subject :buddy:
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13738923]Gabe Newell's so fat, I took a picture of him last summer and it's still printing.[/QUOTE]
It's still printing today.
Gabe Newell is so fat, he has to do delays to go the toilet.
Gabe newell is so fat when you put a uncooked grilled cheese sandwich in his fat, it comes out cooked.
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Gabe is so fat that he can delay EP3 after every fat joke.
Gabe is so fat that when he lies on the beach, people roll him back in to the water thinking he's a whale.
I think this thread caused valve to quit working on EP3/HL3
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;23515902]I think this thread caused valve to quit working on EP3/HL3[/QUOTE]
Nah, I think Gabe just ate all of Valve's development computers.
ITT: Everyone gets at least 2 boxes.
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Gabe Newell is so fat that his sexy
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/204/c/3/Indiana_Jones__Portal_by_KaPoTun.jpg[/img]
Had to repost.
Gabe is so fat when he reaches for the plans for Portal 2, he knockes over plans for EP3 about 15 meters away from him, and is fly into a co-workers face and flys out VALVe HQ and gets hit by a car and is lost
Gabe is so fat that he weighs a lot.
Gabe is so fat he developed the portals as oval so that he has a chance of fitting through them in the likely even that a diehard fan recreates a working model of the portal gun.
Gabe Newell is so fat, he's cool.
Every post in this thread pushed Ep:3's release date back by a month.
Keep up the good work.
Gabe Newell is so skinny, he can successfully hide behind a tether ball pole.
Gabe is so fat, the fat drops as much as the chance of having episode 3 released...
Gabe is so fat, if a vampire would bite him he'd get diabetes.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;23532519]Gabe is so fat when he reaches for the plans for Portal 2, he knockes over plans for EP3 about 15 meters away from him, and is fly into a co-workers face and flys out VALVe HQ and gets hit by a car and is lost[/QUOTE]
You know that made my head hurt
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/media]
Gabe Newell is so fat that when Haiti had the earthquake, they called Valve and asked if Gabe fell down the stairs again.
this may or may not be a fat joke.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gviH66KVgPw[/media]
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Hes fat because he ate nothing but cakes for five weeks. in valve time.
Every time you call gabe fat he delays EP.3 for another week...Good job all of you (sarcasm)
Gabe is so fat, every time you call gabe fat he eats a burger, and you know what? He doesn't give a flying f***!
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