Gabe Newell fat jokes.

[Zeloutional]

Gabe is so fat, that when we make jokes about him, he delays the game, by 12 ValvE years. :effort:

[LemONPLaNE]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;24793150]Gabe Newell is so fat that he cries himself to sleep every night and uses the lard he cried out to fry his breakfast in.[/QUOTE]

Oh god no, the mental image is too much to bear :tinfoil:

[sir whoopsalot]

Gabe Newell is so fat he scared The Blob away.

[Spetzaz]

[QUOTE=RacistRace;24791145]Gabe is a Level 200 [B]Virgin[/B] Troll on World of Warcraft.[/QUOTE]

Gabe Newell has two kids, which means... :vomit:

[xZippy]

What's the point to this thread? Gabe has a pretty hot bod tbh.

[WishesForFishes]

Every time someone makes a fat joke EP3 gets delayed another 7 years. . .

STOP IT!

[Neb]

He's so fat that he is almost as fat as most facepunch members.

[Missing User]

Every time someone buys something from the TF2 store, Gabe Newell uses the money to get fatter. Every time someone comments on how fat he is, he delays Episode 3 by a month. Therefore, by using the TF2 store, you are delaying Episode 3. Repent for your sins or face the wrath of GABEN.

[Monty Pie-thon]

Gabe Newell is so fat that you've infuriated him with all these fat jokes so he's delayed episode 3 by several hundred years.

Good goin' guys! :frogsiren:

[henrietta]

I am so tempted to E-Mail him the link of this thread. :v:

[Monty Pie-thon]

[QUOTE=henrietta;27705350]I am so tempted to E-Mail him the link of this thread. :v:[/QUOTE]

He would ignore you because you aren't worthy.

[matrix_1995]

Gabe so fat, he controls the tides when he travels

[meowmynips]

Gabe is so fat, my brother looks somewhat skinny. And that is saying ALOT!

Just kidding. Gabe isnt fat.

He is obese.

[XCV]

[QUOTE=Edudls;27704539]Every time someone buys something from the TF2 store, Gabe Newell uses the money to get fatter. Every time someone comments on how fat he is, he delays Episode 3 by a month. Therefore, by using the TF2 store, you are delaying Episode 3. Repent for your sins or face the wrath of GABEN.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar describes your life basically. Who searches for year old threads in fast threads then bumps them?

[Mattk50]

:fat joke:

[MILKE]

This thread just pushed the release date of Episode 3 forward another 13 years.

[D3N1ZFTW]

[QUOTE=MILKE;27707767]This thread just pushed the release date of Episode 3 forward another 13 years.[/QUOTE]

3013?

[Supersheepie]

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[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Supersheepie;27708992][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/364f3396a8b39d099a3c0dd1be392eab.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Man-boob. :byodood:

[MisterSponge]

oh okay

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This thread died again as fast as it was revived.

[scotthio]

Bump

[Adrenaline]

[QUOTE=scotthio;29430531]Bump[/QUOTE]
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[Lmanderson]

[img]http://img49.exs.cx/img49/1011/gabe1.jpg[/img]

[Sgt. Pepper]

why did you revive this 4 month old thread...?

[Lazyboy0337]

[QUOTE=Spetzaz;24799581]Gabe Newell has two kids, which means... :vomit:[/QUOTE]

Really? You learn something every day.

[Drumdevil]

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[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Hookerbot9000;24786065]Gabe Newell is so fat that he will likely develop serious health problems later in life due to his obesity[/QUOTE]

:saddowns:

[SoaringScout]

Gabe Newell is heavier than the average human. It is funny because he is heavier than the average human.

[Zillamaster55]

Gabe Newell is so fat, he stomped and the thread got bumped.

[Neolithic v7]

Gabe Newell is so fat he can't release episode 3 because he is fat