Gabe Newell fat jokes. - General

Gabe Newell is so fat that he could kill all of you making bad jokes of him.

He actually isn't fat, just paranoid about rabid fans... So he wears padding.

Got some here. Gabe is so fat his blood type is Nutella. Gabe needs a boomerang to swing a belt around him.

Gabe is so fat. [b]Edit:[/b] Gabe is so fat he's richer than most of us and has many friends.

Gabe is so fat that someone made a thread about it. DigitalTwo, yes, if he was poor, he wouldn't be fat.

[QUOTE=johanz]HE made? He just replies to emails.[/QUOTE] He pay the crew. Also, Gabe weights a ton in real life. And his picture weights petabyte on any hard drive.

[QUOTE=shib]a coke bottle[/QUOTE] hehe ;)

[img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img]

Gabe is so fat he fills up the bathtub [B]THEN[/B] turns on the water

[QUOTE=shib]Gabe Newell is so fat he accidently a coke bottle[/QUOTE] That made me laugh hard. Seriously. :v: Gabe is so fat, it takes at least 5 hours for a fart to get through his ass cheeks.

Gabe's so fat, this code actually works. [lua] string.Replace( yo_mama_joke, "Yo mama", "Gabe" ) [/lua]

he cool

[img]http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gabe-newell.png[/img]

lose weight feel great

[QUOTE=Phenrig][img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Is he sitting on one of those fitness ball things D:

[QUOTE=Ollih]Is he sitting on one of those fitness ball things D:[/QUOTE] Nice find

[QUOTE=Phenrig][img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Ahahah he looks alot like peter griffin in that photo.

Gabe Newell is so fat, he fell in love and broke it. Gabe Newell is so fat, NASA has to account for his gravitational pull when launching rockets.

Stop calling Gabe Newell fat. He is the founder of VALVe :( I think he is skinny. Well i dunno really.

Ok... i just... no... that's to mean [B]Edit:[/B] No... never mind this post

Gabe is so fat people make fun of him fro being fat.

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gabe's so fat he coked bottle a

Gabe Newell is so fat, every time he tries to type delayed, it comes out with "zsdesklasyhesawds"

This is in fact his daily workout. [img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img]

Don't those things have a weight limit?

Gabe Newell is so fat he eats :xbox:s for breakfast

Gabe Newell is so fat, when the LHC makes a black hole they will use him to plug it up.

Did you guys hear about the marathon Gabe ran in? At first he ran in short bursts. Then he started running in burst shorts.

Gabe is so fat he weighs probably around 220 lbs.