Gabe Newell fat jokes. - General

Gabe Newell is so fat that he hasn't had anyone but his wife touch his penis in 20 years.

[QUOTE=Phenrig][img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] that doesn't count as exercising

[QUOTE=OutOfExile]that doesn't count as exircising[/QUOTE] Finger [b]exercise[/b].:science:

Gabe Newell is so fat he hasn't seen his penis in 20 years

Gabe's too cool for me to make fat jokes about him.

[QUOTE=Dr Nick]Gabe's too cool for me to make fat jokes about him.[/QUOTE] OUT. OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT.

Gabe's so fat, When he goes to a theatre, He sits in front of everybody.

[img]http://gamereaver.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gabe1.jpg[/img] "Good news guys, the next Team Fortress 2 update will be due in 2012. Thanks for the jokes."

Gabe is so fat that he need to lose some weight. :v:

[b]Gabe Newell is so fat, when he jumps, it causes earthquakes.[/b] :D Just kidding Gabe. You can't jump.

[QUOTE=da bloop][b]Gabe Newell is so fat, when he jumps, it causes earthquakes.[/b] :D Just kidding Gabe. You can't jump.[/QUOTE] That was a good one! :4chan:

[img]http://gamereaver.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gabe1.jpg[/img] "Sorry about that. We meant to say that the next update won't be here until 2120. Have a nice century."

[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/74f76fgabezombie.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=shib]Gabe Newell is so fat he accidently a coke bottle[/QUOTE]This along with the next 5 posts made me laugh so hard...

[QUOTE=Phenrig][img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Hehe that book's gonna fall in the garbage

Gabe is so fat, he MADE the nude alyx mod

Let me remind all of you that He knows our creditcard numbers *cough* Steam Store

[QUOTE=n00b_assassi]Let me remind all of you that [b]He knows our creditcard numbers *cough* Steam Store[/b][/QUOTE] " What the hell?! I never paid for 1,000 cheeseburgers! "

[QUOTE=J4censolo]" What the hell?! I never paid for 1,000 cheeseburgers! "[/QUOTE] Make that 10,000 triple cheeseburgers on your card buddy.

Now I'm hungry. :(

He's so fat he has his own McDonald's staffed 24/7 in his house.

[QUOTE=septka]Make that 10,000 triple cheeseburgers on your card buddy.[/QUOTE] Make that 100,000 triple cheeseburgers. [img]http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8f/180px-Gordon_Frohman.jpg[/img] Oops. [QUOTE=JrGruntly]Gabe is so fat he weighs probably around 220 lbs.[/QUOTE] Realistically, more like 260-280lbs.

[QUOTE=johanz]HE made? He just replies to emails.[/QUOTE] He came up with the ideas and the Valve company. In essence, he's the reason we have Half-Life and Left 4 Dead today.

[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee]He came up with the ideas and the Valve company. In essence, he's the reason we have Half-Life and Left 4 Dead today.[/QUOTE] Marc Laidlaw wrote the story to HL though.

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Gabe Newell's so fat, he took a swim in the ocean and Christopher Columbus claimed him as a new continent.

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[QUOTE=BLU Team God;13738647]Thread revived[/QUOTE] Well hell yes! Somebody had to, Gabe Newell is the perfect target for fat ugly jokes. Ha ha.

Gabe newell invented the Sandvich :P Just joking good idea though

Gabe Newell's so fat, he uses a VCR as a pager.