Gabe Newell walks into a pie shop and says 'I Want It All'
Gabe Newell's so fat, the only thing keeping him from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
[QUOTE=BLU Team God;13738647]Thread revived[/QUOTE]
By 2 fucking minutes O.o?
Anyway!
Gabe is so fat, that when the scientists at NASA looked upon the sky in 2012 December 21st at 7:59 AM they shat themselves cause gabe was falling over.
Gabe Newell's so fat, I took a picture of him last summer and it's still printing.
[img]http://gamereaver.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gabe1.jpg[/img]
"My dick is this big"
Ah ha ha ha! You deserve sax.
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-sax.gif[/img]
Gabe Newell is so fat, that if somebody will slap him he will keep vibrating 2 more weeks
The only reason you rarely see Gabe Newell smile is because those 17 muscles aren't enough to lift the 500 lbs. of fat around his mouth.
Yes, weak, I know...
hE big and strong
I'm emailing him this thread, really
with photos of the best comments.
Probably containing most of mine. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-sax.gif[/img]
Copy this one... Hi, Gabe! You fat man, you!
[QUOTE=Icerain;13739919]I'm emailing him this thread, really
with photos of the best comments.[/QUOTE]Is for the sake of funnyness or seriousness
Gabe is pregnant... everywhere.
That's not a joke. It's true. This isn't Gabe Newell Facts.
Gabe Newell is so fat that when he fell of of his bed, he fell to both sides.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;11695195]gabe newell is so fucking fat!!! HA HA HA[/QUOTE]
Best....
The fat is so Gabe Newell it cooked dinner.
Gabe Newell is so skinny............................ [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-ughh.gif[/img]
Fuck...
[QUOTE=Robman8908;13740132]Gabe Newell is so skinny............................ [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-ughh.gif[/img]
Fuck...[/QUOTE]
You destroyed it.
[QUOTE=Icerain;13739919]I'm emailing him this thread, really
with photos of the best comments.[/QUOTE]
You guys are in a deep shit now O_O
Gabe's shit that is
[IMG]http://gamereaver.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gabe1.jpg[/IMG]
Hey, guys - this is Gabe. Great news. We canceled the Scout update due to requiests from the community, and will from now on, only update the Heavy Weapons Guy class. All other classes will be removed from the game.
Don't be mean to Gabe!
He's cool!
He's not fat!
He's sexy!
Riiiiiight.
Don't be mean to Gabe! He knows your lying, and can tell it's pity compliments!
and gabe is so fat, he has a chain of fast food restaurants in his house.
[QUOTE=SolidMoos;11695007]What?[/QUOTE]
It's just a nonsense making joke.
Gabe Newell is so fat that Gordon Freeman tried to shoot the Tau Cannon in [b]HIS[/b] head!
Gabe Newell doesn't actually delay a game for a week when a fat joke is made about him, it's just how long it takes for him to consume all his comfort food.
[QUOTE=snake eye;13741354]Gabe Newell doesn't actually delay a game for a week when a fat joke is made about him, it's just how long it takes for him to consume all his comfort food.[/QUOTE]
Lol when started reading I actually thought it was some lame obvious explanation, but at the end I lol'd
Stop making fun of gabe you meanies :(
Gabe's so fat, his miniature is a grapefruit!
Gabe's so fat, his Speed is "Hell no"!
Yeah, D&D fat jokes..
Gabe is so fat, even his fat is more successful than you.
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