Gabe is so fat, he created Steam to don't go around buying tangible games and sweat himself in the process.
[QUOTE=y0haN;13742922]Stop making fun of gabe you meanies :([/QUOTE]
What are you like 8? Gabe Newell is fat. It's funny! Besides, he doesn't give a shit what people who pay for mods think. :D
Gabe dawg.
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Gabe doesn't delay stuff because he's angry at the fat jokes, he just gets sad and eats more and so the next day he has to order a new keyboard with bigger keys.
and thus that means he has to wait for his new keyboard to ship in thus delaying the game!
I get it...
Every time you facestab, Gabe Newell gets closer to Critical Mass.
Gabe's so fat, when he eats alot, he gets fatter!
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Gabe Newell is so fat that he fell in love and broke it
:V
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Gabe Newell is so fat, he stood on top of the World Trade Center... Yeah... You know where I'm going...
The boomer is based on Gabe, I am so original.
Gabe is so fat that every new chin he gets is equal to thousands amount of awesomeness
and burgers
Gabe Newell is so fat the escape velocity at his surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s
[QUOTE=johanz;11696458]Gabe is so fat that someone made a thread about it.
DigitalTwo, yes, if he was poor, he wouldn't be fat.[/QUOTE]
Well if he was rich then why doesn't he get liposuction or a band around his tummy? Or his he too fat and lazy to make an appointment.
[QUOTE=Jet-fly;13771308]Gabe Newell is so fat the escape velocity at his surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s[/QUOTE]Wat? [url]http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm[/url] Gabe needs this just to get up in the morning.
Gabe Newell IS the heavy update.
Wow thanks I was looking forward to the scout update... [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/frown.gif[/img]
Gabe Newell's so fat, that he's so big that he squishes up my keyboard fdhfjdjjjjf!i34239jrjsda
[QUOTE=reviewmad;13773712]Gabe Newell's so fat, that he's so big that he squishes up my keyboard fdhfjdjjjjf!i34239jrjsda[/QUOTE]
And you just have his image up, right?
Why do you think he putted the Gravity Gun at Half-Life? To pick up things without needing to walk over them and make exercise in the progress, of course!
[QUOTE=WalkerRanger;11694626]Gabe Newell is so fat...
[img]http://image.21tx.com/image/20061206/13941.jpg[/img]
...Even his fat is fat.[/QUOTE]
He's so fat, he has a hard time crossing his arms... ^
[QUOTE=Nthatguy1337;13775293]He's so fat, he has a hard time crossing his arms... ^[/QUOTE]
Yo Dawg, I herd you like games being delayed, so we putted Gabe Newell in your Gabe Newell so you can have games being delayed while you have games being delayed.
[QUOTE=Phenrig;11697259][img]http://games.tiscali.cz/images/news/gabe_campb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
why is his cd drive open?
That's his special cup holder cause he's so fat
Gabe Newell is so fat that he weighs a lot of pounds!
STOP IT, EVERYONE! YOU'RE JUST DELAYING EPISODE 3 EVEN FURTHER!
Christ sake! It's not going to be out before 2020 now!
[QUOTE=Yo Daddy II;13775772]why is his cd drive open?[/QUOTE]
Haha, he's setting on an exercise ball.
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[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;12628214]He came up with the ideas and the Valve company. In essence, he's the reason we have Half-Life and Left 4 Dead today.[/QUOTE]
"Hey guys let's make a game. I'm the ideas guy!"
Shit, he's gonna come rolling in here in a sec and delay all VALVe projects.
Gabe is so fat he can't find his penis[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-riker.gif[/img]
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