[QUOTE=Vantes14;20715541]You know you guys post a year old thread[/QUOTE]
Well Gabe's so fat he slowed down our conception of time.
Gabe newell is so fat that he can press ctrl, alt and delete with his thumb
Gabe is so fat that he does not care and laughs at these jokes cause he is the richer one.
Gabe Newell is the reason Haiti had an earthquake.
Oh god, I wanted to see EP3 being released you guys..
Gabe has a pretty nice bod.
Most of the jokes in this thread are terrible.
gabe is so fat that 77 people can view the jokes about it
Gabe has to wear three watches, one for each time-zone
Gabe is so fat, that when he sits down, the earth splits in half.
NOOOO!!! When I searched for "gabe is fat jokes" on google, this thread was the first result...
Episode 3 is doomed.
Gabe is so fat, he uses glasses because some fat ended up in his eyes.
Gabe is awesome and stfu
Gabe Newell is fat because he eats a lot.
Wow, you guys are really good at taking yo-mama jokes and saying Gabe instead of yo-mama.
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So Gabe can really fart planets!
No!!! STOP posting every FAT joke will delay the release of HL2:EP3 for 3 month NOOooo!
[QUOTE=Nuts;20794693]No!!! STOP posting every FAT joke will delay the release of HL2:EP3 for 3 month NOOooo![/QUOTE]
It's too late....Half Life 2 Episode 3 shall never be released.....
[QUOTE=Xephio;20796411]It's too late....Half Life 2 Episode 3 shall never be released.....[/QUOTE]
It will be released, it is just that it won't be released in our lifetime.
You guys have pushed EP3 back by YEARS.
[QUOTE=Jacklus;11694766]Everytime someone makes a fat joke about Gabe, he pushes the release date of the current game he is working on forward 1 week[/QUOTE]
[I]Valve time.[/I]
[QUOTE=Jacklus;11694766]Everytime someone makes a fat joke about Gabe, he pushes the release date of the current game he is working on forward 1 week[/QUOTE]
So no games get pushed forwards?
He has to clap to lose weight
The reason he never does it is because when he makes a sudden movement he starts wobbling and it doesn't stop for over a week.
Gabe claims that he'll delay episode 3 if we make jokes of him and his body weight.Actually,the true story is that his fat blocked the doors of Valve corperation and the other employees can't enter anymore which is why they'll never be able to end episode 3
Gabe newell is so fat, his brain is made of fat. This is the reason he makes other L4D games instead of E3
