Gabe Newell is so fat that when using elevators in Valve HQ, everyone needs to get off from it.
He needs walls removed in order to pass through doorways
[QUOTE=saucekeg;20800188]Gabe Newell will be more successful and have more impact on others than any of us ever will
oh wait[/QUOTE]
You are certainly right about the impact?
Here's a real one for ya:
Gabe Newell is so awesome, he's only fat because his brain needs the extra fat reserves.
Why is it that every few months someone bumps this thread
Gabe Newell is so fat he takes up 3 different postcodes v:v:v
Now i feel sad, Gabe is a great man and he is not fat!
Gabe Newells belly is so fat, it's almost comparable to how awesome his games are.
Gabe isn't so fat, he's starting to lose weight.
This thread is so horrendous, if it was a gabe newell joke, it would really delay ep3 bevcase poor gabe feels offended
Gabe Newell is so fat that when he shifts on the couch, several small countries go to defcon 1.
Gabe is so fat, he's not that fat anymore.
Page one was an intelligible lolfest.
Gabe Newell is so fat.. the reason Episode 3 is not release yet is That the File is stuck on his stomach
I see no one has posted anything in a while so here you go:
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I love Paint.
wow his hair grew really fast
Gabe Newell (more like NOOBwell) is so fat that his penis is a vagina
Gabe newell's so fat, when he stands on the digital weight scales the read-out is "-1" (Won't make sense to most non-programmers)
[QUOTE=cdlink14;23028375]Gabe newell's so fat, when he stands on the digital weight scales the read-out is "-1" (Won't make sense to most non-programmers)[/QUOTE]
It means infinite, doesn't it?
[QUOTE=KillerHead;23028680]It means infinite, doesn't it?[/QUOTE]
Yep.
Gabe wasn't so fat all his life, he covered wars, you know.
Gabe Newell is so fat, it isn't funny.
[QUOTE=tomatmann;11695141]Gabe Newell is so skinny and he has a life.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't have a life, he has a half-life :rimshot:
[QUOTE=Phenrig;11696118]Gabe Newell is so fat that he could kill all of you making bad jokes of him.[/QUOTE]
Then you're dead.
Gabe is so fat, on the side of a restaurant it says "Sits 200 or Gabe Newell"
