[QUOTE=Mlisen14;25525274]Folding seems so neat and girly. I crumple up the paper to assert my dominance, then shove that bitch up my crack and give it a wipe.[/QUOTE]
Because shoving things up your ass is masculine
Always fold.
Fold, I didn't know there was any other way.
[editline]20th October 2010[/editline]
Crumpling sounds messy.
Crumpling it up seems so... unorganized. Like there would be creases that the wipe would miss.
Odd, earlier today I was thinking about that while on the toilet. I was considering creating a thread, obviously you beat me to it. Fucking psychics.
Anyway, I fold my paper, because then you can fold it over again and use it twice!
[QUOTE=Fort83;25525985]i dont do either. I take a single sheet, tear off a tiny corner to save for later, i then poke a hole through the sheet and wipe my ass clean, i then wash my hand then use the tiny corner to get all dat stuff out from under my finger nails, then wash hands again. saves me a shit ton of money on toliet paper.[/QUOTE]
Why use any toilet paper at all? Just use your teeth to get the shit out from your nails.
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