yo momma so fat she jump in the grand canyon and got stuck
Yo mommas so fat she had to make a 3 point turn to get out of the bathroom.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a raincoat people yell "Taxi!"
[B]Your mother is so old she once got chased by a dinosaur[/B]
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[QUOTE=:smug:;19558835][B]Your mother is so old she once got chased by a dinosaur[/B]
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no no no, ur momma's so old that her picture is in Jesus's yearbook.
yo mammas so dumb she posts in facepunch everyday
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Yo momma is so poor, i lit a match in her house and she said," clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat."
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