That was actually a awesome thing.
Granted, but the MOAR COOKIES are aliens and they eat you then crap you out as a alien chocolate chip and get eaten.
I wish to have Weegee and Malleo's awesome WTF powers
GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU ARE SLAVES TO NINTENDO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE MWAUAHAAHAHAHAAHAH..
I wish that I made TEH GRETEST PROGREM EVAR!!11
Granted, but you didn't copyright it, and it became public use. You got nothing out of it.
I wish I automatically had a list of every song that I like and would like if I heard them.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18696886]Granted, but you didn't copyright it, and it became public use. You got nothing out of it.
I wish I automatically had a list of every song that I like and would like if I heard them.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Granted, but you illegally downloaded them and the FBI raided your house and stole your money then threw you into the funny farm for watching Japanese cartoon porn.
I wish I had a million DOLLRA.
Granted but the bills don't say "Dollar", but "Dollra".
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I wish I had a job.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;18697719]Granted but the bills don't say "Dollar", but "Dollra".
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I wish I had a job.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but now you are a male exotic dancer who works for ugly fat black women.
I wish that I had night vision goggles. lol
Granted, but they are too bright and can't be adjusted.
I wish I had a different job than a male exotic dancer who works for ugly fat black women.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;18697781]Granted, but they are too bright and can't be adjusted.
I wish I had a different job than a male exotic dancer who works for ugly fat black women.[/QUOTE]
Granted, now you are a male prostitute who works for ugly skinny Asian women.
I wish I had [highlight]thermal[/highlight] goggles.
Granted, but you go blind.
I wish my clothes hadn't shrunk in the wash.
Granted, but I'm too blind to see what I'm typing and now all you're clothes have turned into "agjaigzHughzuhzhisshshfufhfguurhrhhgkkurzzzz"
I wish that your avatar wasn't gender confused.
[url=http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg410/Mr_Someguy/armychick.jpg]Granted, now you know it's female.[/url]
I wish I could stop time but still be able to do stuff at normal speed.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18697858][url=http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg410/Mr_Someguy/armychick.jpg]Granted, now you know it's female.[/url]
I wish I could stop time but still be able to do stuff at normal speed.[/QUOTE]
Granted, unfortunately you didn't know that your manipulating the space time continuum made the world go kaboom.
I wish that I had a COOKIE.
Granted, but it's a Cookie of doom, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=18698259#post18698259]which I use to kill you.[/url]
I wish I had a really fast metabolism.
Granted, but you lose your bones, so, you are just skin, muscles and organs, so there's not much to metabolite. Good luck!
I wish for hypnotoad
Granted, but itALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
I wish I could have a great job that gets me a lot of money while I almost don't have to do anything.
Ha sucker I hypnoty-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Granted, but you get fired because you get caught fucking the boss's sister :smug:
I wish for Windows 7 with a self-updating, indestructible PC that couldn't get viruses.
Granted, but someone has stolen your computer.
I wish for xbox my to work again :saddowns:
It is fixed but as soon as you start playing a game it RRoD's.
I wish to live forever but can end my life at any time.
Granted, but you are in hell and you can't kill yourself because you are strapped to a table and you are getting tortured
I wish I could create food from thin air
Granted but the food's formed above you, and you can only form roast cows.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
Granted, but the fish is a spy.
I wish for peace on earth.
Granted, but the Earth is destroyed. Peace can't be achieved any other way.
I wish for a robot terminator murder bunny that will kill me.
Not Granted.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, but then nothing becomes something, and you shit bricks.
I wish i had some not-alterated, normal chocolate cake, and a knife.
Granted, but cake lands on your head and knife cuts it in half. Both cake and your head.
I wish for a smug emote.
granted, but it kills itself.
:smug: :suicide:
I wish i had a computer that could never crash and had always the latest everything
Granted, but it runs at 1 frame pr. hour
I wish for tasty caviar
Granted, but zoidberg fertilizes it :smug:
I wish for a wish that could not be ruined
Granted
I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted
Granted, but the wish didn't contain any wishes.
I wish for a moderator to be my pet, who follows me around all the time and wishes he would be as awesome as me. :smug:
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