• Make a wish, THEN HORRIBLY CORRUPT IT v.2
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Granted, but the moderator pet eats you alive, in hope to get your awesomeness. I wish that the stalker gets out of here.
but he doesn't I wish for nothing.
Granted, you get nothing, you're alone, standing in the middle of nowhere, you see nothing, you can touch nothing, and you can do nothing. I wish for luck :v:
granted, you fall of the stairs and break your neck, as you now have lotsa bad luck- I wish i had a pet strider.
Too bad it's still combine controlled and kills you I wish I had a new gas mask
granted, it's Filled with CYANIDE and Happiness. I wish for a Wii.
Granted, but it's a wii. I wish for my own title
granted. but it says "I love gerbils_alt" i wish for COD Modern Warfare 2
Granted but [sp]GHOST DIES[/sp] I wish for xmas to be over
Granted, but there's still Hanukkah. I wish[sp]that ghost and roach where still alive[/sp]
Granted, but they must make buttsecks. I wish that sonic would just die
[QUOTE=MBGrimm;18718629]Granted, but they must make buttsecks. I wish that sonic would just die[/QUOTE] Granted, but there's still Mario and Luigi. I wish that the channel 'Bravo' would stop making shows. [editline]10:01PM[/editline] And would die.
Granted, but Bravo keeps airing the same shows over and over, thus just causing it to turn into MTV and VH1 I wish Fire Emblem didn't take so goddamned long to beat.
Granted, but now it lasts only 20 seconds. I wish I had a flamethrower.
Granted, but it explodes and kills you I wish for The Clash to come back
[QUOTE=TheIceman;18718982]Granted, but it explodes and kills you I wish for The Clash to come back[/QUOTE] Granted, but now they are a cover band for Miley Cyrus--Tough break. I wish for a house made out of gold :v:
Granted, but you quickly get robbed overnight and die from exposure because you built this house in Alaska I wish for paper.
Granted but I kill you for corrupting my wish!! I wish for a new phone Ninjad, damn, ok you die from a papercut I wish for a new phone
granted. it's a blackberry pearl flip :byodood: [editline]07:55PM[/editline] I wish to be a scout on tf2. Buddha mode activated and un-deactivatealbe.
You get captured and tortured. I wish for Universal Peace. (you can't blow up anything)
[QUOTE=ze spy;18720879]You get captured and tortured. I wish for Universal Peace. (you can't blow up anything)[/QUOTE] granted, universal studios is now at peace. fortunately, nobody cares. i wish for a cat crossbow.
Granted, but it backfires and you never manage to get the fur out of your teeth. Ever. I wish for a slice of cake
Granted, but, it's poisoned and you die :v:. I wish for a monkey.
Granted, but it has got zombie rabies and bites you. Thus, the beginning of the first real life zombie apocalypse I wish to be so sexy women will be hypnotized and they want to have sex with me :D
Granted. You go down the stairs and meet your mom. Guess what goes next :smug::hf::smug: I wish for tomatoes
OH GOD Granted, but the tomatoes are rotten I wish I could do awesome RussiPasta
Granted but YOU CAN'T. I wish GmanIsJoker found something to talk about other than his thread.
Granted, but now I talk about pr0n I wish to say PINGAS as awesome as Robotnik
granted, everyone hates you I wish for GmanIsJoker to be dead
Granted, but I am a zombie and I eat you OM NOM NOM NOM I wish for a shiny working Jaguar :razz:
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