Granted, but the moderator pet eats you alive, in hope to get your awesomeness.
I wish that the stalker gets out of here.
but he doesn't
I wish for nothing.
Granted, you get nothing, you're alone, standing in the middle of nowhere, you see nothing, you can touch nothing, and you can do nothing.
I wish for luck :v:
granted, you fall of the stairs and break your neck, as you now have lotsa bad luck-
I wish i had a pet strider.
Too bad it's still combine controlled and kills you
I wish I had a new gas mask
granted, it's Filled with CYANIDE and Happiness.
I wish for a Wii.
Granted, but it's a wii.
I wish for my own title
granted. but it says "I love gerbils_alt"
i wish for COD Modern Warfare 2
Granted but [sp]GHOST DIES[/sp]
I wish for xmas to be over
Granted, but there's still Hanukkah.
I wish[sp]that ghost and roach where still alive[/sp]
Granted, but they must make buttsecks.
I wish that sonic would just die
[QUOTE=MBGrimm;18718629]Granted, but they must make buttsecks.
I wish that sonic would just die[/QUOTE]
Granted, but there's still Mario and Luigi.
I wish that the channel 'Bravo' would stop making shows.
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And would die.
Granted, but Bravo keeps airing the same shows over and over, thus just causing it to turn into MTV and VH1
I wish Fire Emblem didn't take so goddamned long to beat.
Granted, but now it lasts only 20 seconds.
I wish I had a flamethrower.
Granted, but it explodes and kills you
I wish for The Clash to come back
[QUOTE=TheIceman;18718982]Granted, but it explodes and kills you
I wish for The Clash to come back[/QUOTE]
Granted, but now they are a cover band for Miley Cyrus--Tough break.
I wish for a house made out of gold :v:
Granted, but you quickly get robbed overnight and die from exposure because you built this house in Alaska
I wish for paper.
Granted but I kill you for corrupting my wish!!
I wish for a new phone
Ninjad, damn, ok you die from a papercut
I wish for a new phone
granted. it's a blackberry pearl flip :byodood:
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I wish to be a scout on tf2. Buddha mode activated and un-deactivatealbe.
You get captured and tortured.
I wish for Universal Peace. (you can't blow up anything)
[QUOTE=ze spy;18720879]You get captured and tortured.
I wish for Universal Peace. (you can't blow up anything)[/QUOTE]
granted, universal studios is now at peace. fortunately, nobody cares.
i wish for a cat crossbow.
Granted, but it backfires and you never manage to get the fur out of your teeth. Ever.
I wish for a slice of cake
Granted, but, it's poisoned and you die :v:.
I wish for a monkey.
Granted, but it has got zombie rabies and bites you. Thus, the beginning of the first real life zombie apocalypse
I wish to be so sexy women will be hypnotized and they want to have sex with me :D
Granted. You go down the stairs and meet your mom. Guess what goes next :smug::hf::smug:
I wish for tomatoes
OH GOD
Granted, but the tomatoes are rotten
I wish I could do awesome RussiPasta
Granted but YOU CAN'T.
I wish GmanIsJoker found something to talk about other than his thread.
Granted, but now I talk about pr0n
I wish to say PINGAS as awesome as Robotnik
granted, everyone hates you
I wish for GmanIsJoker to be dead
Granted, but I am a zombie and I eat you OM NOM NOM NOM
I wish for a shiny working Jaguar :razz:
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