• Make a wish, THEN HORRIBLY CORRUPT IT v.2
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granted, but it eats you. :smug: i wish the lmao thread had some funny new content.
granted, but no more funny stuff that contains swearing/nudity/racism etc. I wish for a big bar of milk chocolate.
Granted, but its 100 lbs of Hersey's spawned inside your stomach. I wish for master lockpicking skillz.
granted but you get caught all the time i wish i didn't get caught all the time
Granted but you are now a sore thumb. I wish for a flying unicorn made of jello.
Granted but you fall through it and die from the fall damage I wish for getting a good job
Granted, but it's at McDonald's I wish for a job that paid more than $15/hr
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18736648]Granted, but it's at McDonald's I wish for a job that paid more than $15/hr[/QUOTE] If it's McDonald then it is not what I wished for... A good job.
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[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18736648]Granted, but it's at McDonald's I wish for a job that paid more than $15/hr[/QUOTE] Granted but it's at McDonalds. Hope it hasn't been posted yet. I wish for a key to all locks [editline]01:39AM[/editline] (You didn't make a wish)
Granted but locks don't use keys anymore. I wish for really comfortable underwear.
Ok but they shrink in the wash. I want 2 million $
granted but it's in pennies i wish for a radiator to keep me and ma homies warm fo da winter
Granted, but it breaks down and you all freeze I wish for megaupload to work again
Granted, but after ten seconds it changes whatever you uploaded to a virus/furry guro scat fetish necrophiliac hermaphrodite transvestite nigger water bottle nose porn. I wish for this wish not to be corrupted. I just won [i]the game[/i]
Granted, but it creates a time paradox I wish for a time paradox to happen right now [sp]Holy shit, my wish got granted and WASN'T corrupted![/sp] :v:
Granted, but time decides to be a bitch and breaks. I wish for invulnerability to fire.
Granted, but then you drown moments later. I wish to be a tiger.
Granted, but you're an eye of it (Reference anybody?) I wish for chocolate
Granted, but it's not yours I wish for an iTouch
Granted, but it's got a shitty battery life Oh wait EDIT: I wish for good things to happen to me and my family and my friends
Granted, but the world has gone to hell around you. I wish for a awesome gaming PC :v:
Granted, but you don't have power/Electricity. I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real.
[QUOTE=Mal1t1a;18742325]Granted, but you don't have power/Electricity. I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real.[/QUOTE] Granted, but then is shot due to being incredibly ugly. I wish for a lamp on my desk.
Granted, but it's only in your imagination I wish for Dead Rising for XboX 360
Granted, but it become's broken and unplayable near the first time you complete the game. I want Tekken 6 for 360.
Granted but you can only be a panda I want a website for myself
Granted, but it's shitty I wish for a giant snooPINGAS
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