You could keep him as a pet. Get an old fish tank. Make a lid and get some dirt and then put him in there with vegetable peelins.
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Since he hasn't been replying for 2 days straight, we can safely assume that the cockroach got him.
Rip Ignhelper :cry:
Try nuclear war?
The cockroach killed him. RIP
I'm really really glad I live too far north for this nonsense. I didn't even know they could fly prior to entering this thread.
Nuclear weapons are the only adequate way to deal with roaches.
[QUOTE=Mattscreab;50786142]you can mix some toxic shit with water and vaporize the stuff with a really shitty heater
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if you still arent sure you can always move to the other town[/QUOTE]
It took me way too long to realize that wasn't actually some weird as hell fork.
I am reminded of this:
[img]https://puu.sh/pRwTJ.png[/img]
[url]http://mangafox.me/manga/gokiburi_buster/[/url]
A one-off manga about a team of professionals that attempts to deal with a single cockroach :v:
[sp]they all die[/sp]
nothing kills bugs faster than brakleen
I've decided to move out of my room
and my Dad has taken over my room
As soon as it comes to the living room I'm moving out of my apartment
there was a wasp in my room once, it flew at my face and i bolted out of there as fast as i could :v:
i know your pain
oh man i had two flying cockroaches flew from the kitchen into my room one time in the midnight
fucking disgusting, they were so fucking loud like their flapping wings were loud as shit
it was really gross
i just used whatever spray cleaner i got and brought them the fuck down, and i was afraid they had babies in their bodies so i threw them away immediately
a few days ago i saw another two fucking huge cockroaches in the kitchen, so fucking killed them again
now i make sure i blocked the drains in the kitchen and shit
Shove it in your mouth, chew, and swallow. If you are not fond of the taste, season it with paprika.
One time hornets nested in my wall. You don't know true fear until you go to scratch an itch and end up with a hornet bite.
[IMG]http://crcindustries.com/auto/image/brakleen/brakleen_brake_parts_cleaner_05089.png[/IMG]
the enemy of every living thing with more than 4 legs, flying or not. Nothing survives.
Funny story involving brake cleaner... I used to have problems with curly-tail lizards making nests in my garage. I'd try to shoo them out when I found them, but they always seemed to get back in and shit all over my car parts.
Anyways, this one time two of them got in a fight and one got mortally wounded. The hurt one decided to hide under the shop rag under my motorcycle (it had a leaky oil drain plug at the time) and die. Naturally I never thought to move the rag weeks later when I got the bike out and ran it over. when the front wheel hit it, these big ass maggots started going in fucking every direction in this ever expanding circle. I was wearing my alpinestars riding boots, and the only weapon of mass destruction in reach was my stack of brake cleaner cans. So here I am, in full motorcycle gear running around with brake cleaner cans, throwing RX7 parts out in to the driveway and spraying everything moving with brake cleaner. Nothing survived.
this is why I never open my windows at night
[editline]31st July 2016[/editline]
I remember once I had my windows open the whole day and night
woke up to find a PRAYING MANTIS just sitting on my keyboard
i live on the 12th floor
[QUOTE=angelangel;50804046]this is why I never open my windows at night
[editline]31st July 2016[/editline]
I remember once I had my windows open the whole day and night
woke up to find a PRAYING MANTIS just sitting on my keyboard
i live on the 12th floor[/QUOTE]
mantises are rad though.
[QUOTE=AwfulRanger;50799844]there was a wasp in my room once, it flew at my face and i bolted out of there as fast as i could :v:
i know your pain[/QUOTE]
there was a wasp in my room just today
i didn't notice it until it started flying around my face and during my race to gtfo i smashed my foot against my desk and tripped, almost breaking my laptop
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i fucking hate texas man
I remember one time a roach landed on the back of my neck. I instantly swiped it off, grabbed my blue slipper aka The Shitsmacker and punched the fucker so hard into the floor I think it got embedded into it.
I defend myself from all sorts of insects with this slipper. Wasps, flies, roaches, mosquitoes.
Go to the local pool and get a bucket of chlorinated pool water. Fill the bucket with nails and drop one of those no filter needed chlorine pool discs into it.
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