• Stupid things you did as a kid
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put a big sharp rock infront of a car tyre on the way back from school, car came past and yelled at me :derp:
Ate dirt and ran to the wall.
Eating lego and licking play' doh.
Eating Play Dough and breaking my arm in a sandpit. It had a tiny wooden climbing frame in the centre, with a little walkway between 2 towers. I thought it'd be really cool if I jumped off the bridge and landed on my feet, it was about a metres drop. I tripped as I jumped, landed badly and broke my arm. :downs:
[QUOTE=cyclocius;24160104]Eating Play Dough [/QUOTE] :hfive: Play doh tastes good man!
Decided I could make the jump from my roof to a table.
Decided it was time to slam my dick in a door repeatedly.
Once i drew a happy face on my dick with a coloring pen.
Went to church....
Though I could hover for a moment in the air if I jumped up and moved my hands really fast like a bird.
when i was real little i thought i could fly so i jumped from the top of my stairs all the way down to the bottom i got hurt a lot but i started crying because i couldn't fly
I drew on my dad's computer tower, plastic then, with an expo marker because "I thought it would expo" (wipe off) .
Got out of a wet inflatable raft next to the ladder in my pool. Fell face first, broke lip clean open. Bled all the way to the hospital, barely breathing from crying in pain. Got about 7 stitches.
I threw chips at a fan.
I thought I could light a firecracker (that had a short fuse)and throw it before it exploded. Guess what happened next.
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;24170344]Though I could hover for a moment in the air if I jumped up and moved my hands really fast like a bird.[/QUOTE] I did that too. I swear I got it down once!
[QUOTE=benzi2k7;24170344]Though I could hover for a moment in the air if I jumped up and moved my hands really fast like a bird.[/QUOTE] There was some asspie that went to my school when i were younger who tried this at the age of 12.
I took a Shit in a Public pool :/ age like 2-3
choked myself when I wanked off.
Took a dump behind a chair.
I almost jumped off my balcony with a kite attached to my back, thinking I would glide. Basically, I used to have this hang glider shaped kite, and I thought that with the kite attached to my back, I would glide off the balcony. You're probably gonna say "you wouldn't have done it anyway" but trust me, I WAS going to do it. But luckily, my mum's car pulled up in the driveway as I was about to do it.
Ate an magnet. It was fun when another magnet sticked into my stomach.
Stapled my hand. And I just have to tell you what happened to a friend of mine: He was outside playing (he was about 4-5 years old), it was winter so he had overalls on. He was in a forest and had to take a dump so he pulled the overall down and did it there. BUT, he forgot to take the hood out of the way, so all the shit went in there and not on the ground. When he was done he put the overalls back on and the hood on his head and.. well you can figure out the rest.
Me and my friends would always take the mattress off my bed and slide down the stairs with it, good times.
I ate sand after seeing it in a Rugrats Episode. Bleeech.
I carved swords out of sticks.
I smoked.
I shook up a Sprite for some reason and decided to stab it with a fork. It sprayed all over the ceiling.
[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;24177805]I threw chips at a fan.[/QUOTE] fuck that shit hurts i've done it once, all of it landed in my eyes and they were fucking jalapeno chips.
Went pretty damn quick on a bike With no brakes. It ended in 4 broken gum sockets.
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