You are in a fight to the death with the above user's avatar

[Hailedbean]

I win.

[_Kayla_]

[QUOTE=Hailedbean;45912966]I win.[/QUOTE]

I climb stairs, thus winning against both strange creatures in this image.

[matt000024]

I'd lose. Neptune's a fucking planet. It can't die.

[E-102 Gamma]

This guy kills himself with lung cancer before I get a chance to do anything.

[gk99]

ezpz lemon squeez

[Spherithex]

it's obviously peter parker

but the question is how did he get that baby mask

i guess i have bigger things to worry about, though

i try to run but he just laughs at me as though telling me "There's no escape, you shithead."

i think he delivers a one-liner but i'm deafened by the laughter. i fall to the ground pre-emptively and brace myself for the terrible joke

it doesn't come

instead he just waltzes on over, taking his fucking time, even tripping over a few things and drooling a bit on the floor for some reason, i'm guessing it's a trap in case i escape

i'm paralyzed with fear

his tall, handsome, incredibly toned figure is not as tall, handsome, or incredibly toned as i thought it would be, but i'm stupefied by his bravado nonetheless

i try to call for help but it's hopeless

he holds out his hand

i know he's about to wrap me up in those uncompromising webs

once again i brace myself

he grabs my hand

surprised at this turn of events, i allow myself to be pulled back up

i realize that i'm actually a good three feet taller than him

i'm confused for a moment and then i realize that i must have undergone some sick marvel-style mutation during our epic battle

i now know what i must do

i take the opportunity and punch the fucker right in the face

he's crying and not getting back up and he's bleeding through the mask

that was easy

tiny onlookers observe in awe as their hero gets struck down in one fell swoop

i wreak havoc among these insignifant insects

after sobering up i walk out of the daycare center

immediately brought to the ground by cops

god damnit not again

[Ms. Gyroscope]

id win

[E-102 Gamma]

Looks like he's on some pretty heavy stuff. This could go one of two ways.

Either he's miles high, in which case, I push him over and win just like that...

...Or he's Wolverine and I get torn limb from limb.

And I sure hope it isn't the latter.

Btw, Spherithex, your post was incredible. Bravo, sir.

[AGS]

"A robot..."
"Nah, man"

*Walks out door."

*Walks back in with an RPG*

"I don't think this will do anything, cartoon violence at all"

[Minimal86]

would be a glorious fight of bullets, adrenaline and scratches.

[KING]THT[WRATH]

If the fight took place inside an African Wildlife Refuge, I'm pretty sure you'd have to hide for about 5 minutes before a helicopter full of poachers takes care of the problem

[Silent Bang]

I hope you don't know any magic

[Viper123_SWE]

Shoot him, he isn't wearing any armor.

[Slendistry]

I would probably get all the other Elizabeth's from the other timelines and drown you.

[Evi.tf]

no war make love pls im ur biggest fan

[MechaKat]

Oh shit son

[Koifish]

bite and shoot with lasers pew pew pew

[HiddenReptilian]

I could take on another raccoon.

[KOS-MOS]

Let the staring contest begin!

[Curls]

I win by shitting myself violently and throwing it at them until they give up.

[Npc_Hydra3]

No one can defeat me.

[KOS-MOS]

Frogs legs back on the menu!

[Sentomi]

I'd drop it on the floor.

[Jrose14]

I don't fight little girls.

[KOS-MOS]

You can't eat me I'm too hot!

[DrugPup]

I'll drink it anyways even though i risk burning off my tounge

[Crash155]

...fuck

[KennyAwsum]

I think i'd actually be laughing my ass off seeing how their skeletal structures cope to holding firearms and whatnot. I'd say my chances are pretty good since they don't have fingers.

[Jeff_epic_mopeds]

How do you punch out something made of goo?

[KOS-MOS]

Too late to surrender now?