• Misconceptions You Had About Sex When You Were Younger.
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I thought you had to pee in a girls vag to get her pregnent
[QUOTE=RedRibbonMurderer;27847413]When I was about eight I thought that when your pee was clear, you were cumming.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
I thought all sex was anal :saddowns:
I thought condoms somehow go into either the penis or vagina
When I was at a camp I heard a younger kid say that he thinks that vaginas grow shut when the girls are 18. But when i was about 9 I had no idea where to put my dick in to have sex.
I tought there where no vagina, only an anal :v:
Got another one, I used to think condoms were just rubber bands that wrapped around your dick tight enough to stop anything coming out.
wats sex?
I played the sims 2, I made 2 sims make out for about an hour. I thought you made babby by kissing. Then I put them in bed and babby was formed. I then learnt how to sex. [editline]5th February 2011[/editline] oh and I thought a condom was a pistol.
Not about myself, but my friend was talking about condoms, but called them condiments. I was confused as I thought they were talking about ketchup.
I thought it would be fun.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27843358]I thought that you put your dick into the same hole girls pee out of, which kinda makes sense since we use a penis for both, so I thought hey did too.[/QUOTE] wait, there is another hole? [editline]5th February 2011[/editline] I thought that you put your dick into the same hole girls pee out. 2 miuntes ago.
[QUOTE=Activeellis;27871894]oh and I thought a condom was a pistol.[/QUOTE] Try to press the trigger
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27873325]Try to press the trigger[/QUOTE] :confused:
[QUOTE=Patcher;27872712]wait, there is another hole? [editline]5th February 2011[/editline] I thought that you put your dick into the same hole girls pee out. 2 miuntes ago.[/QUOTE] Oh, Christ.
I thought you were supposed to eat condoms.
[QUOTE=mars7a;27876404]I thought you were supposed to eat condoms.[/QUOTE] Well, maybe the women.
I used to think that during sex the foreskin rolled [b]ALL[/b] the way down to the base of the penis Like, actually all the way Imagine that Ouch
I thought you just rubbed up naked. Then I thought the man pee'd inside the woman. So I wasnt horribly off.
I thought conception was made through anal.
That I'd never masturbate to gay porn.
I thought having a boner just meant you had to piss :v:
[QUOTE=gufu;27849101]You lost your innocence to your sister?[/QUOTE] Is this not normal or something
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;27877269]Is this not normal or something[/QUOTE] I'm scared now. Someone hold me :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Beefbars;27845748]My stupid fucking friend STILL thinks this. He's never getting pussy. At least not until he finds out how it works down there. Also, ANOTHER dumbass friend (the same who asked if the Beatles were autotuned), thought UP UNTIL SEVENTH GRADE that you could get pregnant by anal. Honestly, people are stupid.[/QUOTE] Women [i]do[/i] have three holes. :doh: I mean, think about it. We have our own uthera designed soley for pissing, and thus so do they. What, did you think they pissed through their sexual organs? Their anus perhaps? Gawd, think it through.
Me and my bro would always laugh when we saw "Virgina Ham" because it looked like "Vagina Ham" edit: Or at least it did back then. also I'm with the others when they say they knew what sex was at a young age, but haven't had it.
i thought vaginas were paginas
I thought that in order to have sex, you had to put your penis in a vagina. Man was I wrong.
I thought the baby just burst out the stomach and then the skin was sewn up again
i thought you pulled out and put it back in with every thrust
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