Phrases and Terms that piss you off - General

Words used to label one's opposition piss me off. Shit like "homophobe", "racist", "bigot", etc... They're people too, and using cute little words to describe them doesn't make you better than them.

[QUOTE=Elite Phazon;43099782]"She wants the D" God is that getting old[/QUOTE] fine she wants the E

Mhm WHAT THE FUCK DOES "MHM" MEAN?! Am I missing out on something? Oh, wait. Mm-hm, that sound you make when you're saying 'yes', but you don't actually give a fuck. I wonder what fag call is next.

"Badonkadonk". I've always disliked that word. I've finally figured out why, it's because it doesn't [B]sound[/B] like it means something. It just sounds like silly nonsense and not in a fun way. Also it gets stuck in my head easily. Also it reminds me of The Big Bang Theory and I'm not a fan of that show (or perceived "geeksploitation" in general).

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;43106560]Mhm WHAT THE FUCK DOES "MHM" MEAN?! Am I missing out on something? Oh, wait. Mm-hm, that sound you make when you're saying 'yes', but you don't actually give a fuck. .[/QUOTE] I use it all the time, and the context I see it generally used in, as well as the one I use it myself, is a basically incredulous acknowledgement. I don't see what's so bad about it.

kudos lool tbh ye cmon idc

"Like a sir" Vomit, I don't know why, but it pisses me off every time I see it. Chuck Norris jokes

"To be fair"

LOL when used in a condescending way.

"Deal with it" "I'm just saying" Sounds so condescending and half arsed to me.

[QUOTE=Revanold;43101214]"Defiantly" as a typo for Definitely[/QUOTE] This actually reminds me: I hate it when people misspell "Krieg" as "Kreig". "I" before "E" except after "C", motherfuckers!

When people use poisonous as a synonym for venomous I get annoyed. Also when people say they "itched" something instead of saying scratched. [QUOTE=Kartoffel;43108404]This actually reminds me: I hate it when people misspell "Krieg" as "Kreig". "I" before "E" except after "C", motherfuckers![/QUOTE] Actually the I before E rule is wrong. There are more words that break the rule than words that follow it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duqlZXiIZqA[/media]

"wow such doge"

"check ur privilege" seems like something social justice fighters on tumblr say over and over again.

"I [B]could[/B] care less." No, you fucking idiot. It's "I [B][U][I]COULDN'T[/I][/U][/B] care less." [QUOTE=imptastick;43109100] Actually the I before E rule is wrong. There are more words that break the rule than words that follow it. [/QUOTE] Furthermore, "Krieg" is a German word, so English rules do not apply.

[QUOTE=Billy2600;43104255]Irregardless.[/QUOTE] This is such a stupid and redundant word and it's used even more incorrectly than defiantly

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;43106560]Mhm WHAT THE FUCK DOES "MHM" MEAN?! Am I missing out on something? Oh, wait. Mm-hm, that sound you make when you're saying 'yes', but you don't actually give a fuck. I wonder what fag call is next.[/QUOTE] Some people do not like instant-messaging without a reply between them saying stuff, so if someone is talking to me, relaying a fair amount of information, I use 'mhm' as a kinda 'go on', indicating that I've read and understood so far, but have nothing to add.

People who use hashtags everywhere they make a post. Hell even got idiots that use them on steam and text messages.

To be honest, as long as somebody isn't grammatically inaccurate, or creates ambiguity with a spelling error or something (eg defiantly), I don't really care. You can't halt the progress of language, it's not ever going to be a static thing. Once upon a time saying 'That's bad' was the same as saying 'That's so gay', but nowadays we just see 'bad' as a general negative word rather than a homophobic slur. People say 'aka' or 'eg' and a load of other acronyms, what makes 'tbh' any different? One day, the latter will be just as acceptable in formal writing as the former. It's just the progress of language, you (one) can point at (examine) pretty much (almost) any word and see (observe) how it might have been complained about by somebody in the past.

Saying brought instead of bought.

Saying on instead of in and vice versa. I mean there is a distinct difference between the two yet I've seen people use on when it should be in and it just kills the whole sentence. Also people who use the word shot instead of shoot when using the present tense. One is past tense and one is the present tense. I mean are people so lazy they can't even add another "o" to a word?

k [editline]8th December 2013[/editline] easily in the top-tier of worst things to say to someone oh, also *tips fedora* whenever anyone says something remotely more profound than 'lol it okei xd'

"okay"

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;43112345]"okay"[/QUOTE] How can you hate that? It's like the best thing ever if you don't want to talk to somebody.

[QUOTE=imptastick;43109100]When people use poisonous as a synonym for venomous I get annoyed. Also when people say they "itched" something instead of saying scratched. [/QUOTE] Yes, I hate that too. [QUOTE=imptastick;43109100]Actually the I before E rule is wrong. There are more words that break the rule than words that follow it.[/QUOTE] My childhood is a lie. :( [editline]8th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=The Fork;43111231]Furthermore, "Krieg" is a German word, so English rules do not apply.[/QUOTE] Regardless, it's not spelled "Kreig".

Proactive

[QUOTE=Samiam22;43106678]I use it all the time, and the context I see it generally used in, as well as the one I use it myself, is a basically incredulous acknowledgement. I don't see what's so bad about it.[/QUOTE] My friend uses it all the time too. I was talking about the internet. He would quickly type "mhm" every time I said something, which, to my knowledge is a another [B]tl;dr[/B]. He also said he made it up... Like he's a internet genius or something, I don't know. That's why I'm sorta pissed/confused on this 'mhm' business. Like, of course, MM-HM? Y'know, sign of acknowledgement, but... I don't know.

[QUOTE=Bynine;43094960]"Am I the only one that thinks that /something that everyone thinks/?" Of course you aren't you dingus[/QUOTE] It's worst on Facepunch. 50 agrees, 40 disagrees. Are they agreeing that they think that, or are they agreeing you're the only one that thinks that?

ratchit murica mad

Phablet.