Phrases and Terms that piss you off - General

"[french brony]" There are a few people in my Steam friends list I haven't talked to in a long time who recently popped up with that tag. I am tempted to remove them so I don't have to see that every time they go online or play a game. Also, something about the word "parkour" pisses me off greatly, but I can't figure out what.

"misogyny" I know it's a serious issue, but that word has been used so much for like the last year it's lost its meaning to me. It's just an annoying word now.

Hashtag shouldn't be considered a word, and I want to slap somebody whenever I hear it.

"Did it hurt very much?" Of course it fucking does when I break my arm and have to go to the damn hospital, OF COURSE IT HURTS ALOT!

This little emoticon :3 Every person who have done something bad to me uses that face on something. People from real life, or in the internet. I don't know what that face means, but every single person that I've seen using it ends up being a dick or an asshole. No offense to the actual people in FP who uses it.

could of should of and would of

[QUOTE=psychojake;43119705]When people say just "diet" when referring to Diet Coke. Where I work, I take orders and pour drinks and it pisses me off on the inside when I ask what drink a customer wants and they say "diet." Really, are you that fucking lazy to not pronounce that extra syllable? I always have to end up asking them to clarify because we carry around five different diet drinks.[/QUOTE] See, everywhere I go I just say "diet" because I don't know if they carry Pepsi or Coke and I don't care. the only other sods that have diet varieties are some root beers, so if you really can't figure out that I mean diet out of your (not actually you, just the person getting the drink) selection of 1.5 diet drinks then I'm not sure you're qualified for your job.

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;43108106]Vomit, I don't know why, but it pisses me off every time I see it.[/QUOTE] 'Ello 'ello 'ello I hate the term "more then one way to skin a cat." In what situation ever would you need to skin a fucking house cat. A wolf or a moose or some shit would be much warmer.

"Man up!" or "Be a man!"

the swedish word "hen" No it is not a chicken, it's this really stupid crowbared genderless pronoun used to refer to both genders without any bias to the other. The word is like less than 3 years old and it pisses me the fuck off and i just want to punch whoever uses it because it sounds so unbeliavably retarded.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;43148869]This little emoticon :3 Every person who have done something bad to me uses that face on something. People from real life, or in the internet. I don't know what that face means, but every single person that I've seen using it ends up being a dick or an asshole. No offense to the actual people in FP who uses it.[/QUOTE] [url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatSmile[/url]

"lel"

when the word "random" is applied to describing someone's attitude. i really will cease to like you if you even say that you're "random".

[QUOTE=Golgo 13;43156262]when the word "random" is applied to describing someone's attitude. i really will cease to like you if you even say that you're "random".[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/im_so_random.png[/img]

Spaghetti.

Anything that people say when you are arguing with them. "LOL Fail." ;) <3 "Cool story bro." The heart one really pisses me off, because bronies use it so much in arguements. Condescending assclowns...

"Sucks to suck" - It's just so terribly stupid, it's like saying a tomato is a tomato. "Epitome" - While I have nothing against the word, it's just become an overused word I think.

I wish using "a thing" to describe a sentence like this wasn't a thing. [sp]I wish people would correctly form sentences without using "a thing" as a replacement for a common activity[/sp]

Not really a singular phrase, but when people type as they speak. Using stutters or unneeded words and especially weasel words. The great thing about writing is that you aren't confined by the time constraints of speaking, you can choose what you can say carefully. "A-are... you kidding me?" "It's a bit shit" "It was, like, the worst thing ever"

I hate people who that writes "LOOOOOOOOOOOL". It's like "Laughing out out out out out out out out out loud".

"The REAL world" As in, you'll know what 'hard' is once you get to the REAL world Look no matter how much truth these arguments have or don't have, this term is fucking obnoxious and I'm sick of hearing it

"like" When someone use that word as a comma or something Example:"So, like, this chick come to me and, like, she starts, like, flirting me and, like- "MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GET TO THE POINT!"

Maybe this is just a regional thing, but people in my area tend to overuse the words "you won't". Except they say it really fast and with the most obnoxious accent ever, so it sounds like "youwo". They use it in place of things like "I dare you" or "I'd like to see you try". I just want to punch the next guy I hear say that in the fucking mouth.

"bitch" used in contexts like "wow don't be a little bitch" unexplainable, I just don't like it. "bitch" used for an annoying/mean woman is also annoying, but a little less so.

"You cereal" Is it that hard for people to use the word "serious" in a conversation or what?

"Friend zone", if only because it's a perfectly acceptable phrase (Person A wanted to be more than friends, Person B just wanted to be friends. Person A is in the "friend zone". Person A is happy to be friends with Person B, but is disappointed that their relationship didn't go any further), but it's been distorted to mean "I WAS NICE TO HER, WHY ISN'T SHE ON MY DICK? FRIENDZONING SLUT, I DESERVE POONTANG." [editline]13th December 2013[/editline] Just like how the term "nice guy" has changed from "guy who is pretty meek, but always nice to people" to "guy who is a total loser who acts nice and hopes to get something out of it, probably sexytimes".

"badass"

''Okay'' in a stupid message prompt. For some reason it get's me extremely mad. Why not use OK instead or something? It's more dyslexia friendly as well.

[QUOTE=Splungey;43182234]"badass"[/QUOTE] I never understood how that is a complement. "Bad" and "Ass" are both two things I don't want to be called. Why do people want to be called those two negative words put together? Some people say 2 negatives don't make a positive. I disagree.

seemingly i think people use it to sound smarter idk