Phrases and Terms that piss you off

[Doctor Quixotic]

When people say "apparently" in the context of "supposedly".

Also when people refer to noodle broth as "juice". Gross.

[Jake]

Whenever people say "slaw" instead of "coleslaw".

Blech.

[IMA SHAARK]

[QUOTE=Doctor Quixotic;43196676]When people say "apparently" in the context of "supposedly".

Also when people refer to noodle broth as "juice". Gross.[/QUOTE]

when people say "supposably" instead of supposedly

[credesniper]

Trigger in the tumblr sense.
"cuts are my trigger" "when I see dolls are the ground, it triggers my issues with abandonment."

[junker154]

The word Xbone for Xbox One, it's just unnatural and weird. I don't like it.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Desuh;43192193]I also feel like the term "awesome" is overused.[/QUOTE]

Awesome, epic, cool, etc. Get a thesaurus damnit.

[Mr. Bix]

"top lel"

also porn lingo like

cunt, pussy, cock, slut, whore, bitch

all of them kill my boner and i wish porn would just not have titles

[Desuh]

[QUOTE=noobcake;43198548]"top lel"

also porn lingo like

cunt, pussy, cock, slut, whore, bitch

all of them kill my boner and i wish porn would just not have titles[/QUOTE]

SLUTTY BITCH WHORE TAKING A GIANT COCK IN HER PUSSY CUNT

[RafeVL]

fah dayyz
legit
beast
boss
everything happens for a reason

edit: epic win
fail
not bad (with obama)
like a sir
Y U NO
meh

[shackleford]

"Piss off"

"Whoa dude, calm down man"
"Take a chill pill"

[Mastahamma]

"Condescending"

"Obnoxious"

Hello can you pretend to be even smarter and superior to 99% of Earth's population than you are already pretending to be thanks bye

[Senn]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;43201316]"Condescending"

"Obnoxious"

Hello can you [I][B]pretend[/B][/I] to be even smarter and [I][B]superior[/B][/I] to 99% of Earth's population than you are already pretending to be thanks bye[/QUOTE]

Those words annoy me, and everybody else hates it more when used in a unnecessary part.

Also "Obnoxious" is great to describe one's offensive, or annoying behavior (Also for people that just want to showoff)

[Rediscover]

'good sir' in any context

[suzume]

"Y'all", "you all", and "you guys" all sound wrong.

[gooooooooooogle]

[QUOTE=suzume;43207765]"Y'all", "you all", and "you guys" all sound wrong.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?username=Y'all.[/url]

[mr. jago]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;43201316]"Condescending"

"Obnoxious"

Hello can you pretend to be even smarter and superior to 99% of Earth's population than you are already pretending to be thanks bye[/QUOTE]
I could understand not talking like you're writing a novel for formality's sake but what the hell are you supposed to use in place of condescending? obnoxious could be replaced with "annoying" sure but then why even bother, why not just words because they exist?

[Obv]

"Lol" "lmao" and "rolf."

I don't really hate these words, but I hate how they're used so often.
It's like, you're losing an arguement and rather than actually say something back, you decide to be a condscending asshole and just go "lmao" as if what you just read was so ridiculous that you are bursting into a fit of laughter on reading it.

[Lurklet]

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;43156322][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/im_so_random.png[/img][/QUOTE]

I'm so random LUL! u mad bro? i couldn't care less COME AT ME BRO

YOLO SWAG!!!!!!!!!!

seriously though. LUL / LULZ instantly makes me assume the person saying it is really obnoxious to talk to

[editline]17th December 2013[/editline]

on that note lul actually means dick in dutch so FOR THE LULZ sort of means FOR THE DICKZ to a dutch person

[SkrappyChap]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;43201316]"Condescending"

"Obnoxious"

Hello can you pretend to be even smarter and superior to 99% of Earth's population than you are already pretending to be thanks bye[/QUOTE]

When people assume that an individual is "pretending" to be smart just because they choose to use a broader variety of words of their individual lexicon.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=suzume;43207765]"Y'all", "you all", and "you guys" all sound wrong.[/QUOTE]

the guy who was inventing english died before he could make a plural you so yeah we're kind of left with them sadly.

edit: or maybe you posted that because you say youns rather than the three you mentioned.

[Janus Vesta]

The Cloud. Why do people have to fucking mystify everything? You're just saving shit to a server on the internet, there's nothing special about it. Whenever someone says 'the cloud' I want to whip them with an ethernet cable.

Pretentious. People throw this word around like it means something is bad. Pretentious means someone or something is trying to appear intelligent without actually having real meaning, that they're showing off and claiming unwarranted importance.

[hanswithcheese]

[BLANK].avi/.png/.mp3 etc.

[gooooooooooogle]

[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;43209505][BLANK].avi/.png/.mp3 etc.[/QUOTE]

you don't like files?

[Native Hunter]

When someone calls someone fake, I see annyoing arogant bitches on Facebook clling other people fake, its so stupid

[Lurklet]

"could have been worse"

no shit it could have been worse. even some of the worst shit ever could have been worse

[michaeldim]

[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;43209505][BLANK].avi/.png/.mp3 etc.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;43209527]you don't like files?[/QUOTE]

Well, it is annoying when files don't have names.

[Smell]

[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;43209505][BLANK].avi/.png/.mp3 etc.[/QUOTE]

I really hate it when people say "nope.avi". That video is boring and the creator has no talent.

[inaba]

When people say "x is ok if it's done correctly."

[Jimesu_Evil]

"Your guyses"

"So how have your guyses days been?"

It hurts to hear.

[SmashingGood]

I don't technically hate these words, but whenever someone uses phrases such as privilege, SJW or die cis scum, my brain shuts down and I'm all like, "Yeah, you've lost me."