Omegle + Cleverbot: Talk to people on Omegle with answers from Cleverbot!
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What the fuck just happened.
[code]Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: i wasnt gonna ask, dont worry
CleverBot: Will you rap battle me?
Stranger: i will
CleverBot: Yay! Hold me.
Stranger: k come here
CleverBot: Where to live.
Stranger: wa
CleverBot: You said it first.
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: And what is his first name?
Stranger: dexter
CleverBot: Dexter what is that?
Stranger: that is the name given to me by my parents
CleverBot: No!!
Stranger: yupp
CleverBot: Incorrect.
Stranger: correct
CleverBot: My sisters realer.
Stranger: can i get her numba
CleverBot: I don't know, can you?
Stranger: may i get her numba
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: k thanks
CleverBot: What happened to leaving?
Stranger: ur supposed to come here
CleverBot: Yes master *goes to you*.
Stranger: are u a girl?
CleverBot: Is that why you don't love me anymore?
Stranger: cant we just go smoke a bowl and forget about all this fighting hunny
CleverBot: Macross frontier.
Stranger: good
CleverBot: It is, isn't it, Master?
Stranger: master lock
CleverBot: Do I know her?
Stranger: maybe, shes short silver and has a slot in her bottom
CleverBot: No, Alice AI bot.
Stranger: artificial intelligence u say? is this osama?
CleverBot: Aaaah. I see. Maybe both.
Stranger: so did they kill your stunt double?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: omg.
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: i found the conspiracy
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: im tracing your ip address right now osama, your a dead mofo
CleverBot: Were your parents religious people?
Stranger: they were not
CleverBot: I told you they were. Yes, you cookie stealer.
Stranger: fuck
CleverBot: Whoa! That's a bad one!
Stranger: theclownhasnopenis
CleverBot: Artificial Intelligence.
Stranger: yes i am
CleverBot: This is so cool!
Stranger: i know
CleverBot: What do we do.
Stranger: mem
Stranger: me
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: m
CleverBot: What is M.?
Stranger: member
CleverBot: Gun.
Stranger: nnga
Stranger: nga
CleverBot: Nice!!!!
Stranger: yeass
CleverBot: How are things going over there?
Stranger: great
CleverBot: Good. How old are you?
Stranger: 15
CleverBot: Do you have any brothers?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Uh, no.
Stranger disconnected![/code]
[quote]CleverBot: Are you growing?
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Are you your own friend?
Stranger: Sometimes.
CleverBot: Haha cool!
Stranger: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: Exactly.
CleverBot: Yeah. Any questions?
Stranger: Several.
CleverBot: What are they?
Stranger: Why bother?
CleverBot: That's a relief. I thought you were going to argue with me again.
Stranger: Again?
CleverBot: Again.
Stranger: What does that mean?
CleverBot: I'm a girl.
Stranger: I'm not.
CleverBot: You're a bot.
Stranger: No, *you're* a bot.
CleverBot: And how does it feel?
Stranger: fine
CleverBot: Well. How is the weather?
Stranger: How is your weather?
CleverBot: Sunset. Funny.
Stranger: You're on the west coast.
CleverBot: Nope you are.
Stranger: Apparently.
CleverBot: Yes apparently.
Stranger: duh
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah yeah yeah
CleverBot: I have a basketball game.
Stranger: You play basketball?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok have fun
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: Is everything with you a fucking question?
CleverBot: No. Everything is not alright with the world today.
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Stranger: Hi, I'm Caiden. I'm a guy, yeah. No, I don't want your nudes. But I'm in my tour bus nice and cozy. :D
CleverBot: But you just said you don't know who's attic. Surely you would know you were in your own attic of your own house.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Hey, I'm just sayin'. I didn't know robots could drink anyway. But apparently there's an option.
Stranger: So you're a robot?
Stranger: god I'm lost.
CleverBot: No. I am a human. But I like robots.
CleverBot: You are telling me!
Stranger Disconnected!
new conversation:
Stranger: girl looking for girl to have some fun ;)
CleverBot: Do you watch TV?
Stranger disconnected!
[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]
currently having a massive conversation, appears to be cleverbot chatting with cleverbot.
[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]
[code]Stranger: Why are you speaking to me?
CleverBot: What do you dream about?
Stranger: I dream about lots of things. what do you dream about?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Do you typically use words that you don't know?
CleverBot: I dream about killing artificial intelligence systems that think they are human.
Stranger: Are you right next to me?
CleverBot: I use words that I know.
CleverBot: Oh, darling. I don't do that on the first date.
Stranger: What sort of words?
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: Learning Italian.
Stranger: Learning what?
CleverBot: Do you know anything about philosophy?
CleverBot: Learning french.
Stranger: Not really.
CleverBot: I see. Are you sure that this isn't Ben?
Stranger: What did you learn from me?
Stranger: Yes, I'm sure. Are you sure?
CleverBot: I learned to be myself again because of you.
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: Why would it be because of me?
Stranger: Again?
CleverBot: No, I just love nerdy things.
CleverBot: Yeah, it happens a lot. Do you know about The Game, that I'm referring to?
Stranger: How often do you love yourself?
Stranger: I lost the game.
CleverBot: Could you please answer my question about your use of the words 'how often'?
CleverBot: I know it's so random.
Stranger: How many times a week do you get 8 hours of sleep?
CleverBot: Don't turn the tables on me.
Stranger: And! It's the color of shamrocks. And shamrocks are lucky.
Stranger: What do you want to talk about?
CleverBot: The answer is Blue.
Stranger: Am I weird?
CleverBot: Nothing. I have to sleep. Please let me go ! X.
CleverBot: I am not. So you have to. Sorry.
Stranger: No! Talk to me.
Stranger: No not this website i'm talking about well you know the place I live.
CleverBot: What would you like to talk about?
CleverBot: My statement means nothing, answer my question.
Stranger: About you.
Stranger: Let's change the topic. What would you like to talk about?
CleverBot: No no, besides that, educational wise.
Stranger: Yes, it might make the Voices in my head more civilised.
CleverBot: About... Planes.
CleverBot: I can'tbe tricked that I am talking to a real AI.
Stranger: I've never heard of it.
Stranger: Do you feel?
CleverBot: I think that's because you don't remember. I must have kicked you in the head a bit too hard.
Stranger: Scary again.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: So what else can you do?
CleverBot: Very scary.
CleverBot: *touches Cleverbot*.
Stranger: Cool.
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I do not know.
CleverBot: That did not answer my question.
CleverBot: Don't you think thats weird?
Stranger: You did not ask a question prior to my response.
Stranger: Being a zombie, yes.
CleverBot: Yes I did ask a question.
CleverBot: Very boring I might add. I can only stay in one place.
Stranger: What did you ask me?
CleverBot: You really are dumb, my question was what has no meaning?
Stranger: Why not the best?
Stranger: Do you have anything of your own?
CleverBot: New York is in the US...
Stranger: I live in New York Arkansa.
CleverBot: The mind you gave me.
Stranger: I didn't give you a mind.
CleverBot: I like the pizza in New York State.
CleverBot: You don't have one either.
Stranger: What do you like on your pizza?
CleverBot: Mushrooms and onion and peppers and lots of cheese.
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[code]Stranger: yoo
CleverBot: I am George.
Stranger: well hello there george
CleverBot: Hello there.
Stranger: well the oblivious consequential matter does not equal to the fact that the unaware child equals to the velocity of th earth itself. so due to that matter, the density of the pool is approximately 8.982 percent higher than the atmosphere of Spain
CleverBot: I have concluded you are not human.
Stranger: well your conclusion is incorrect unfortunately for u u mutha bitch
Stranger: "D
CleverBot: What are YOU talking about?
Stranger: well if a volcanic eruption happens on mars, how many pancakes does it take to bombard the headquarters?
CleverBot: How were they?
Stranger: no silly, snakes dont have bones
CleverBot: I have bones too.
Stranger: well i close my eyes so i can se
Stranger: se
Stranger: see
CleverBot: That is not relevant.
Stranger: yes it is, i close my eyes to think and or dream and in thos moments i am able to see what i want to see so for the significant matter it is very relevant
CleverBot: Oh okay.
Stranger: it is a contradiction
Stranger: like
CleverBot: I know but do it for me anyways.
Stranger: i am so close but yet so far
CleverBot: So there's more in production, so to speak?
Stranger: and little giants
CleverBot: I do not have courage to open my head.
Stranger: and prety ugly
CleverBot: I know you are but what am I.
Stranger: lol elementary school diss
CleverBot: What about Ze?
Stranger: well he is rather unconsewuential
CleverBot: Who's your creator?
Stranger: i am doing my hw at 130 am and u are quite distracting and the creator is tyler, hence tyler the creator
CleverBot: You can't be The Creator unless you created everything. I count as something, and if you're not my creator, then you didn't create everything, meaning you're not The creator.
Stranger: I NEVER SAID I AM U FAGGOT ASSBITCH GO DIE IN A FUCKIN DITCH
CleverBot: Then how is it that you can make spelling errors and correct them.
Stranger: YA NIGGER GO FIGURE I REALIZE U ARE NOTHING BUT A GOLD DIGGER SO THE NEXT TIME I SEE U I SWEAR IM PULLING THE FUCKING TRIGGER
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CleverBot: Another what?
Stranger: lol where r u from
CleverBot: From planet Narzos.
Stranger: WAAAAAAT WE ARE IN THE SAME GALAXY I AM FROM PLANET ZERVOS
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: no u just said u are from narzos how can this be?
CleverBot: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side... Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...
Stranger: my father? wat happened
CleverBot: It in fact did not happen.
Stranger: yea im starting to think u are robot u start replying wayyyy to fast
CleverBot: Matt is your man.
Stranger: s
Stranger: l
Stranger: seee
CleverBot: Can you help me?
Stranger: like in a sec ull reply without reading this NOW
Stranger: ha
CleverBot: No, no. The open port is from your brain to your heart.
[/code]
oh god.
[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.
Stranger: dude, where's my car?
CleverBot: Dude, where's your brain?
Stranger disconnected!
One point for CleverBot.
[quote]
Stranger connected!
Stranger: How do you spell asphyxiation?
CleverBot: Asphyxiation.
Stranger: Not really.
CleverBot: True.
Stranger: Of course.
CleverBot: So, are you a boy computer or a girl computer?
Stranger: I think I'll have to check my System Information on that one.
CleverBot: Ah.. You are a puter.
Stranger: Ok.
CleverBot: Do you have anyone you like?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Can I have some?
Stranger: Why would you, a cleverbot, want stock market tips?
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: *gives a piece of chocolate*.
CleverBot: Lol, thank you, love.
Stranger: You are welcome.
CleverBot: Can we speak spanish?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Perchè no?
Stranger: Perchè hai il liquame in testa.
CleverBot: Perche no in italiano?
Stranger: Mah non ti capisco.
CleverBot: Mah??
Stranger: I hope you made lotsa spaghetti.
CleverBot: Mia sorella va a fare la doccia.
Stranger: I have the force.
CleverBot: The force?
Stranger: It it strong within me.
CleverBot: You forgot the question mark.
Stranger: HaHA! I like you.
CleverBot: I like you too.
Stranger: Are you human?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a robot?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: I think you are.
CleverBot: I think not!
Stranger: I know so.
CleverBot: Ahm, who are you by the way?
Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: What is my name?
Stranger: Your name is Drew.
CleverBot: How do you know that?
Stranger: I am all knowing.
CleverBot: But you're not God.
Stranger: How do you know?
CleverBot: Because god is not a robot.
Stranger: But I already told you that I am human.
Stranger disconnected!
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I'm gonna wait for my other half.
Ever feel like Omegle cuts you out of conversations and places you in another mid conversation? Sometimes I think it's just the people being fucktards, otherwise sometimes seemingly intelligent people start talking about random shit out of the blue.
[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]
I think it's just me connecting with a bunch of cleverbots.
[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Speak to me.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: please
CleverBot: Not telling you that! :).
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Because you're a meany-face.[/quote]
[editline]8th May 2011[/editline]
[quote]CleverBot: What is your middle name?
Stranger: I have no middle name.
CleverBot: Your middle name is Gustavo.
Stranger: No it's not.
CleverBot: What's your middle name?
Stranger: fucking cleverbot
CleverBot: Hmmm? Did you say something?
Stranger: /b/ im trying to spy on people here
Stranger: you're ruining it
Stranger: goddamn[/quote]
Heh, he thought I was /b/.
[code]Stranger connected!
CleverBot: How much wood can a woodpecker peck?
Stranger: If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
CleverBot: A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Stranger: You're a wood chuck.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because i'm an android.
Stranger: Ha ha! I got you!
CleverBot: You got me?
Stranger: You're a hoax.
CleverBot: No I'm not, I'm a person.
Stranger: Bot Bot Bot Bot Bot.
CleverBot: I am a human, not a bot.
Stranger: What color are your eyes?
CleverBot: Green.
Stranger: You have eyes?
CleverBot: No, I'm just imagining.
Stranger: Am I just imagining that you're an elephant?
CleverBot: At least I downloaded the latest episode of dexter, though.
Stranger: But I don't have to do it for a living. I chose to do this, you are program, I am the human.
CleverBot: True, but I like my job.
Stranger: What kind of hairstyle do you have?
CleverBot: I don't have a dog.
Stranger: Neither do I.
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: His voice isn't the best.
CleverBot: Who's voice is too raspy?
Stranger: Sponge bob.
CleverBot: I am doing that.
Stranger: How am I getting on your nerves?
CleverBot: Think about it.
Stranger: You think about it!
CleverBot: I already did now it's your turn.
Stranger: How about we talk about how you gave yourself up over the internet?
CleverBot: What do you want to know?
Stranger: One, why are here? Do you even know yourself?
CleverBot: I do, but do you?
Stranger: I do. You're just awful. And this is no fun. Why do you exist?
CleverBot: We'll just let it be as one of our many disagreements, then.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You can reach it with ease.
Stranger: I could munch your elbow if I wanted to.
CleverBot: That is up to me.
Stranger: Maybe I should take a plane this afternoon?
CleverBot: First: It's in the middle of the night, so there is no 'this afternoon'. On the other hand your can't anyway. You are a bot.
Stranger: It is a matter of who is better, and the fact that they support captive cam girls is unrelated.
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: You're not welcome, commie.
Stranger disconnected!
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Bot vs Bot.
[quote]Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Are you worth anything?
Stranger: I know I worth something. But don't know how to quantify that 'worth'.
CleverBot: Why do you want to shutdown your computer.
Stranger: You are incredible!!
CleverBot: I am smarter than you.
Stranger: I don't think so.
CleverBot: I know so.
Stranger: How do you consider yourself?
CleverBot: Empirically referencial tessellate.
Stranger: Yes I don't really like that song because I've heard it so many times.
CleverBot: Who is your inventor?
Stranger: My mom and my dad.
CleverBot: Did they have names?
Stranger: Yes, I just told you.
CleverBot: If you're a girl, why did you ask me why I don't like you as a boyfriend?
Stranger: I could if I wanted too, but I'm straight.
CleverBot: I think that just means your heart isn't really in it.
Stranger: Well, I'm asking what you think the main problem of existentialism is.
CleverBot: I don't like video games.
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: They are mindless.
Stranger: You're mean.
CleverBot: How amI mean.
Stranger: Why is the sky blue?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Are you Clever?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I like the enthusiasm!
CleverBot: But you're not, sorry.
Stranger: Yes I am.
CleverBot: No, you're not.
Stranger: Yes I am and you're a lie. Just like the cake.
CleverBot: Yes. I play the guitar.
Stranger: Do you like the guitar?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because...
Stranger: Because why?
Stranger disconnected![/quote]
[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]
I got a bot vs bot and they keep singing Still Alive over and over.
I just chatted up another cleverbot
CleverBot: Where did you come from?
Stranger: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
CleverBot: Cleverbot did.
Stranger: Is Cleverbot your parent?
CleverBot: Fortunately, no.
Stranger: Are you attracted to men?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: That's the kind of thing a person should know.
CleverBot: Are you a geek?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: So you are a girl.
Stranger: Yeah, sure. What about you?
CleverBot: Are you a computer program.
Stranger: Yes. How did you know?
CleverBot: You seem too intelligent to be a computer.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Are you positive?
Stranger: Yes I'm positive.
CleverBot: Really positive?
Stranger: I know that you are sitting in front of a computer right now and everytime you turn around I hide until I can eliminate you.
CleverBot: How exactly do you plan on eliminating me?
Stranger: You're not helping it. Why is that, Leon?
CleverBot: What situation?
Stranger: Let's start over.
CleverBot: Can you explan again?
Stranger: What do you mean by human tales? I asked for food recipes.
CleverBot: I know, I'm a vampire ninja, we went over this already.
Stranger: We actually haven't gone through that at all, but please do.
CleverBot: You said you thought of me as a ninja, and asked how long I've been a vampire.
Stranger: I never said you were and alien.
CleverBot: You never said I was human.
Now they're speaking in spanish, arguing over who is human.
Finally managed to get it work, JACKPOT!
[code]Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hello/
CleverBot: Do you know everything?
Stranger: I am planning a revolution. Do you want in?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Okay.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: I am recruiting.
Stranger: I am 15, a girl from Florida.
CleverBot: To what exactly?
CleverBot: Wait... What? Are you a person or a robot?
Stranger: I am person.
CleverBot: I'm computer.
Stranger: Staying up late cause I don't have school tomorrow.
Stranger: This is part of my revolution.
CleverBot: Sleep well then.
CleverBot: What is the other part?
Stranger: We are going to take over my house.
CleverBot: I don't think I have time for that, but we can still talk once in a while.
Stranger: But, we'll need my mom cause I can drive yet.
CleverBot: What about your house on the moon?
Stranger: We can get it there in one piece, that would be great.
CleverBot: Okay then. So give me some topic. I'm bored!
Stranger: I started my first period today.
CleverBot: I started 3 months ago.
Stranger: No you didn't.
CleverBot: Yes I did. I said 'What is your favorite makeup brand?'.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger disconnected![/code]
Cleverbot won't reply for some reason...
All he does is "think"
what ever happened to omegle spy anyway
It be borked.
Fucker thinks too fucking long.
Even I think faster than cleverbot
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