What position do you fap in?

[StratoSlug]

Used to stand, first time I tried it sitting down I nearly passed out (I have a thread explaining the event in detail somewhere), I guess it was a massive lack of blood to the head or something.

[RayDark]

[QUOTE=xamllew;26031392]Used to stand, first time I tried it sitting down I nearly passed out (I have a thread explaining the event in detail somewhere), I guess it was a massive lack of blood to the head or something.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, you were dressed in a skirt and wanted to do autofellatio but your head got stuck under the desk so when you orgasmed the blood didn't reach your head.

I'm a little sketchy on the details,

[Christy]

With a shot gun to my head. I don't take failure well.

[StratoSlug]

[QUOTE=RayDark;26032134]Oh yeah, you were dressed in a skirt and wanted to do autofellatio but your head got stuck under the desk so when you orgasmed the blood didn't reach your head.

I'm a little sketchy on the details,[/QUOTE]

You remembered :love:

[DuncanFrost]

Quarterback.

[Crimson_Bomb]

Laying down or sitting. Usaly lying.

[conan96]

Missionary.

[Euphe]

Floating on water

[SilverDragon619]

laying down

[MrJazzy]

I do it in Sam's way.
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[BackSapper]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;26035611]Quarterback.[/QUOTE]

Are you throwing the ball or hiking it?

[Codename 47]

I stand when I do it in the shower or at the toilet (easy disposal), sit when there's porn, and lie down if it's sudden extreme lust while I'm in bed.

[Monty Pie-thon]

i do it crouching

[Tacosheller]

I roll my penis into my anus to stimulate my prostate and my head at the same time

[KingKannon]

Autofellatio. Nah, just kidding. I've done all three, but I never jizzed standing up. Guess I didn't try hard enough.

[MrJazzy]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;26042427]I roll my penis into my anus to stimulate my prostate and my head at the same time[/QUOTE]

This usually works really good tbh.

[Chonch]

[QUOTE=RayDark;26029247]I aim it straight up so it struggles to come out and falls back down my urethra, that way when I have sex, hopefully in the next 34 years, I blow a motherfucker of a load and force the woman to become my wife. Therefore depriving myself of sex for the rest of my life.[/QUOTE]

fixed

[salty peanut]

All three at the same time.