• Weird things that you do
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I can't help but climb like every climbing worthy tree I see. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] and sometimes I chew off and eat my own skin.
[QUOTE=bak_to_basix;28861282]I can't help but climb like every climbing worthy tree I see. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] and sometimes I chew off and eat my own skin.[/QUOTE] That's not weird, it's just fucking repulsive. But tree climbing is cool. I used to do that until I fell out of one and landed on my balls. :( Now I hate trees >:( I found out that I can suck my own dick but it's painful and not worth it. :smith:
Everytime I see an old person, I always think of the future. I wonder when I get as old as them, I'll be talking to little young'uns about videogames and Facepunch.
...I think about conversations that I've had in the past and sort of re-enact them in my mind. Then I end up making spazzed out facial expressions that everyone notices except me. :smith: I'll go back to sucking my own penis. :smith:
Go to sleep on the bus.
I wear women clothing.
Masturbating to a gay furry threesome while on the toilet taking a huge shit.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28862658]...I think about conversations that I've had in the past and sort of re-enact them in my mind. Then I end up making spazzed out facial expressions that everyone notices except me. :smith::[/QUOTE] Oh my god I thought I was the only one. Though nobody ever really notices.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;28863231]Masturbating to a gay furry threesome while on the toilet taking a huge shit.[/QUOTE] Expand on this, please.
when I was a kid, I used to imagine that I had a string attached to my body. so if I turned 360 clockwise, I'd have to turn 360 counterclock wise to unravel the string. If I did too many spins id use the scissors hand sign and cut the string lol
every time i see something new, i have to smell it also, when i go out to the car at night to get something, I'm scared a monster will grab me and violently kill me. I know monsters don't exist, but I think about them so much that it freaks me out and I have to run inside, and lock the doors
I touch walls, lockers, anything vertical I can line against I run my fingers along it.
[QUOTE=Swilly;28866832]I touch walls, lockers, anything vertical I can line against I run my fingers along it.[/QUOTE] Monk.
I sit down in the shower.
Freeman's Mind / Humorous Commentary in every freeroam game I play.
I always rip/bite skin off my fingers. I've been doing so for around 7-8 years.
suck my penor
[QUOTE=Carne;28870285]I always rip/bite skin of my fingers. I've been doing so for around 7-8 years.[/QUOTE] I did when I was younger but then I learnt guitar, and had to stop so I could build up calluses.
Every time the train approaches the station, I go near the platform edge
I chew on rubber bands.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;28872162]I chew on rubber bands.[/QUOTE] I have been there.
I use Facepunch smilies in Steam chat, which results in failure
I like to eat toilet paper, or any paper.
[QUOTE=Chekko;28873941]I like to eat toilet paper, or any paper.[/QUOTE] Fitting avatar
What, why.
[QUOTE=Chekko;28873992]What, why.[/QUOTE] Monster, different, paper... Am i the only one seeing this?
I twiddle with my pencil or pen every time I think about sex during class.
I scream "THARR SHE BLOWS" as loud as I can whenever I ejaculate.
Whenever I listen to music, I sometimes make the pitch just a little bit lower, something like 0.98, so that everything suddenly sounds very detuned and so that the song is just a little bit longer.
[QUOTE=Jacknife;28803347]I challenge myself to do things within seconds unless something bad will happen E.G "If I don't get to the other side of this road in 5 seconds 2012 will happen" Or something. :v: [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] And obligatory little man running alongside whilst you're in a car and run up stairs on all fours.[/QUOTE] My little man was a skateboarder. Theory: the little men actually exist. Why else would everyone be able to see them?
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