• Weird things that you do
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[QUOTE=Jacknife;28803347]I challenge myself to do things within seconds unless something bad will happen E.G "If I don't get to the other side of this road in 5 seconds 2012 will happen" Or something. :v: [/QUOTE] I thought i was the only one.
[QUOTE=Chekko;28875254]I thought i was the only one.[/QUOTE] I do an alternative to this. When I'm trying to do something especially hard I'll think to myself "God if you please let me win this I'll go to church and worship you and read the Bible. Please god I really need this, show me you're real." or if I want to stop something from happening. I'm going to hell for not keeping my promises to God.
When I can't tilt stuff with the Gravity Gun I tilt my head.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28862658]...I think about conversations that I've had in the past and sort of re-enact them in my mind. Then I end up making spazzed out facial expressions that everyone notices except me. :smith: [/QUOTE] Holy shit, me too! Except I will sometimes change what I say into what I should have said. I will also make up a scenario where I am talking to someone I know and have a conversation in my head. The weird part is sometimes I will accidentally say something out loud under my breath and people will either give funny looks or they ask me "What?" or "Who are you talking to?".
[QUOTE=riki2cool;28872231]I use Facepunch smilies in Steam chat, which results in failure[/QUOTE] i use them in msn
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;28867644]Freeman's Mind / Humorous Commentary in every freeroam game I play.[/QUOTE] Does it count if you do it in life?
I secretly feel incredibly badass when holding an Ace, King, Four and Seven in that order when playing Poker. You can probably guess why. :smug:
I chap my lips intentionally so I can tear the skin off later. I started doing it because I saw my mum do it while I was a toddler.
When I was small, whenever I did something to one side of my body, say, scratch an itch, the exact same had to be done to the other side. So if I were to just shift my hair out of my left eye, I would have to sweep the hair on the right side of my head, regardless of whether it was actually in my vision or not. Oh, and the running/skateboarding/hoverboarding man beside the car. That was fun.
I used to eat my feces to see if I would shit out food. Didn't work out too well.
[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;28875221]My little man was a skateboarder. Theory: the little men actually exist. Why else would everyone be able to see them?[/QUOTE] I used to do this when walking instead of when in the car, and usually involving elaborate vehicles made of LEGO travelling along me.
When I take shits I wipe my self extra deep and hard to sexually stimulate my anus.
That i'd get bad luck if i stepped on one of the "grooves" between the floor tiles
I prefer talking to myself than with other people
I always think about breathing and then get scared that I may forget how to breath.
I once saw my grandpa sit cross legged (in the man way) and ever since I've sat like a girl.
when ever I complete a multiple choice test, if i have time left over I imagine a little man trying to get from the top to the bottom using my answers So this [IMG_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2s1td7m.png[/IMG_thumb] Becomes this [IMG_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/2ia4dp0.png[/IMG_thumb] I also change my walking pace to fit the floor's pattern
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28959088]I once saw my grandpa sit cross legged (in the man way) and ever since I've sat like a girl.[/QUOTE] I cross my legs without even noticing.
Every time I see a train I'm tempted to jump under it. Not for and psychological reasons, I'm actually fairly cheerful. I just want to be a dick to the guy who has to clean me up afterwards.
Make a sound instead of laughing to make people feel good about bad jokes they told. It's like "Shch". Also when I'm in a conversation, without noticing I suck in air between my lips really fast and it makes this sound. I don't know why. I think I might have some sort of disorder. I declare myself as the king of this page! Shch.
Every night when I'm on my bed, i turn off the lamp and I say goodnight to Frank the shadowy guy that sits in the corner of my room just staring at my door and me all night long to protect me I'd say, but I can only see him with the corner of my eye if I put my vision directly hes gone. He doesn't do any harm hes just there in the corner every night, I'm used to it already its been less then a year about 6 to 8 months already. Frank is like this: [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vuOG7Z58iM8/TJFdk3lw3YI/AAAAAAAAAXY/61aeUE5sHxc/s1600/vulto.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28959559]Make a sound instead of laughing to make people feel good about bad jokes they told. It's like "Shch". Also when I'm in a conversation, without noticing I suck in air between my lips really fast and it makes this sound. I don't know why. I think I might have some sort of disorder. I declare myself as the king of this page! Shch.[/QUOTE] That's so funny! shchshchshchshch
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[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;28959559]Make a sound instead of laughing to make people feel good about bad jokes they told. It's like "Shch". Also when I'm in a conversation, without noticing I suck in air between my lips really fast and it makes this sound. I don't know why. I think I might have some sort of disorder. I declare myself as the king of this page! Shch.[/QUOTE] I do that too, once someone asked me what it meant, I just shrugged at them.
I breathe from my mouth. no idea why, but sometimes it gets really heavy and loud. I can't breathe through my nose like a normal person, i've even had surgery to try and correct my nose so i can breathe and it still didn't work. so i must be fucked.
I don't chew or cut my fingernails too often, so they are usually quite long.
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