• How to get money at age 13
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Disregard women to acquire currency.
[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21437068]Detassle corn[/QUOTE] You have to be 14 to do that here. Also; don't do it, It's fucking hell.
you have 2 kidneys for a reason.
Become a pimp. sell your female classmates.
get your bike, then go to a place were lots of rich people go, then ride your bike in front of a limo/nice car and then threaten to sue and, there you go, free money. :downs: [editline]06:38PM[/editline] Also this: [img]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicjustthejob3.png[/img]
Fuck all of those suggestions this is what you're supposed to do. First you need to go find a street corner and put up a sign that says "Handjobs, this way >>>" and have it point to your house. On your front lawn have another sign that says "Handjobs inside". Now you need to put a sign inside your house that has directions to your sisters room. Put a hidden camera inside the room somewhere where she cant see it/find it. Sell the video tapes of her actually giving men handjobs. The videos of her saying no or refusing you should sell to the police for more money. Videos of your sister being raped/murdered you should sell on a website you made called Rapedsister.com. I hope this helps.
Put several auctions on ebay for $100 each that say your family doesn't have enough money for a life saving procedure. Make sure to put a picture of some innocent looking kid for extra points.
Sell weed. Everybody did it as a kid. Make fat cash, have fun.
Gigolo
Sell lemonade?
Pan for gold.
Ask local shop for a job, offer them to clean etc..
[QUOTE=Ori Child;21435570]Unless he has a horrible drug problem i don't see how money is an issue at that age :geno:[/QUOTE] Video games.
I know a good idea to get money, rob the nearest stores.
[QUOTE=Ori Child;21435570]Unless he has a horrible drug problem i don't see how money is an issue at that age :geno:[/QUOTE] Maybe not an issue but it's always nice to be able to buy expensive stuff.
Go work 12 hrs a day in a coal mine [editline]07:46PM[/editline] Die at age 23
Ask around for a job, not that hard...
you can do small shit jobs at the age of 13 atleast in norway
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Be a real boy!
steal a car
It had to be done. :a2m:
sukc dikc
well... prostitution is always an option.
Start working the corners.
Just get a paper round man, easy cash.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Bnf4o1ItU[/url] Good movie :v:
Realised you were 13 by your Club Penguin avatar.
tell your monitor give you some [IMG]http://how-to-make-money-on-ebay.biz/images/how-to-make-money-on-ebay-free-guide.jpg[/IMG]
Kill yourself and your body will generate tons of money!
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