"Gay" stuff you do but you aren't really gay - General

I stare at guys asses unconciously when I'm too tired to lift my head up.

I have long hair and a mancrush on Brandon Boyd. Apparently I have a pretty feminine personality too, but I'm not actually sure what gives me that. I'd describe it more as a personality of nonchalance than anything. I don't think people tend to think of thoughtfulness and sentimentality as being male traits. But if people seeing me as a queer ladyboy is the price to pay, whatevs :buddy:

I rather enjoy futanari. Only the drawn kind, the IRL shit is too weird, even for me.

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

penis [editline]7th April 2011[/editline] I'll tell you what

this thread needs more rusty100

[QUOTE=Yur|ko;29033547]this thread needs more rusty100[/QUOTE] i would very much like to hear of any of rusty's homosexual tendencies

dicks dont scare me?

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According to my schoolmates, read classic novels like Moby Dick :v:

I found my mom's dildo when I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower and played with it a little

I am a fan of stuff like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI&feature=related[/media]

prefer hugging/kissing to sex hoes before bros (gf only) obsess over my hair obsess over my smell that's all

I sew my own clothing, enjoy thrift shopping, don't eat a whole lot of meat, don't beat my girlfriend, spend time 'doing' my hair, and have a lot of guilty pleasure music (i actually kinda like justin timberlakes stuff)

Insert my ballsack into Garry Newman's mouth.

I sometimes think about guys when fapping. :v:

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;29027469]sucking my own dick[/QUOTE] This. And I watch MLP. :v:

fap to gay porn (+traps) but I'm bi so it's not gay

I love to talk about fabulous shoes!

Apparently, getting a haircut. [editline]7th April 2011[/editline] What I'm friends with a few metal elitists

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;29034704]This. And I watch MLP. :v:[/QUOTE] What is MLP?

[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;29034027]According to my schoolmates, read classic novels like Moby Dick :v:[/QUOTE] Wait maybe Moby Dick wasn't the best example to demonstrate non-gayness...

[QUOTE=DatWut?;29035074]What is MLP?[/QUOTE] my little pony

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;29035363]my little pony[/QUOTE] :doh: for my stupidity.

Being on the swim team, drinking spritzers, pounding men's assholes.

I have emotions. And I show them. HOW THE FUCK ARE EMOTIONS GAY. SERIOUSLY.

I am jealous because some people can suck their own dicks. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;29036734]I am jealous because some people can suck their own dicks. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] unless they have a really small dick, spinal problems, or are of the female variety, anyone can suck their dick with enough patience and training

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;29027469]sucking my own dick[/QUOTE] This feels so good, I don't need no sex no more.

I look at peoples shoes to see what style they're wearing.