Hang around with a lot of girls, hug dudes, act in a non-manly way (Not exactly gay, more childish), have a sort of camp accent at times, have long hair, am not afraid to show emotions, am very loving at times :3:
[editline]9th April 2011[/editline]
Also wear a lot of purple clothing
I have gay sex.
I swear I'm not gay!
well, I'm gay, so instead here's a list of "straight" things I do, but i'm not really straight.
- act straight (mostly)
- I have no sense of fashion
- I have many guy friends
- I have a low-pitched voice
- and I play video games up the ying-yang.
[QUOTE=Jorori;29027675]When I'm sitting I need to have my legs crossed[/QUOTE]
Me too, only they're crossed twice (im really skinny)
[QUOTE=D3TBS;29073243]i wipe the toilet seat with paper before i poop[/QUOTE]
Thats gay? crap, i do that to.
I wear extravegant colors. Like, purple and neon green.
But, truth is, I'm actually gay. I also hang out with girls more then men. It's probably because they pity me because im unpopular.
I like listening to light-hearted music like trance.
I pretend to flirt with this one homophobic guy at my school, because his reactions are hilarious.
According to my friend's dealer, I have a gay voice.
I shaved my legs once.
I actually am gay, though, but those are the things that I do that are stereotypical.
So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.
I bet I'm the nastiest on here when I say next time that guy plan on taking a shart my mouth is wide open, I* so wanna taste it all
I fucking love Hugh Laurie.
That sexy devil
I happen to have about 4 sets of shampoo in my bathroom.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck man.
when i watch a girl giving a bj i feel like there are invisible ghost cocks in my mouth
I feel like I do a lot of gay things.
-I shave my chest because it's ridiculously hairy when I don't
-I wear lotion on my arms and face
-I hug my dude friends when I see them
-I have grinded with a man at a party before and got a hug afterwards
[editline]10th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
So... roughly where do you live, so I know what part of the world to avoid.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
What are things that did not happen?
I cross my legs when I sit, and I shave my legs. Also sometimes I do that thing that women and gay guys do sometimes, instead of letting their hand hang by their side, they keep the arm bent with the hand limp. I don't mean to do it :smith:
[QUOTE=Smoot;29051686]Sing along with the radio at work with all my co-workers around. Even the womanlike songs from Rhianna and all that.
[img_thumb]http://localhostr.com/files/iMco0cE/idgaf.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh god, that picture is from like 2003. For some reason, it's really nostalgic. I think because my classmate showed it to me when I was little.
[QUOTE=AxerFex;29083859]Oh god, that picture is from like 2003. For some reason, it's really nostalgic. I think because my classmate showed it to me when I was little.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://localhostr.com/files/iMco0cE/idgaf.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=eldanesh;29078200]well, I'm gay, so instead here's a list of "straight" things I do, but i'm not really straight.
- act straight (mostly)
- I have no sense of fashion
- I have many guy friends
- I have a low-pitched voice
- and I play video games up the ying-yang.[/QUOTE]
as my avatar suggests im gay, but in all honesty my friends seem to act more gay then i do.
I also have no personal fashion sense, im always wearing jeans/shorts and shirts, I barely have any female friends, I have a hairy chest but dont really care (some friends shave/wax chests), I can leave the house not giving a fuck about how i look but some friends have to take the 10 minutes to straighten their fringe to get it just right.
Also how is hugging guys gay?
Some of my mannerisms are feminine. My favorite color is purple. I have a wicked sense of style (all of my female friends actually ask me for fashion advice.) I like to dance. Also I have long hair, and hate going more than a day with out showering
I always get sad when I see threads like this because I'm all "Oooh! I can post all kinds of stuff that I do!"
But then I remember that I'm bi and then I'm all "Oh. Wait. It doesn't count. :smith:"
I like Glee.
theatre
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
Hey what's your number so I can block you?
[QUOTE=ken188;29083626]when i watch a girl giving a bj i feel like there are invisible ghost cocks in my mouth[/QUOTE]
How do you know what a cock in your mouth is like? :v:
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
You should have raped him. :v:
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
you must not have many friends.
I look like a trap; completely androgynous.
But I only tap women.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ/!
I enjoy singing.
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