[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;29082981]So this one time I went to this friend of mine and I really wanted to scare him, right?
Idea: pretend to rape him
So I go over to his house and his parents are gone. He is standing at the sink getting a glass to drink, I go up to him and pull his cargo pants and plaid boxers down. I throw his fat ass on the ground and take off my pants. I kneel down and start to punch him inside of his thighs so he knows how it feels to be raped by a dude. The whole time he is trying to get away, his fucking douple chin and gut bouncing everywhere, I just hold him down and pummel his junk with my fist and I keep telling him am going to rape him in the most cruel, loud, sadistic voice ever. Lasted about 5 minutes until he finally broke down and started crying. I looked at his bruised legs and then to his face and punched him right in his fat throat.
I pulled up my pants and told him that if he ever told anyone what happened that I would come back again and do it again. Then I left.
That was a good day.[/QUOTE]
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I'll suck the occasional dick but other than that not much.
[QUOTE=Pred4tor;29121735]I'll suck the occasional dick but other than that not much.[/QUOTE]
Not gay at all!
[sp]I go gay for Xenomorphs. But I'm not gay with people.[/sp]
You can call me weird now.
I don't do anything gay, absolutely nothing that would make me look gay. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING.
Well i keep making sexual puns all the time(gay,lesbian,hetero)people think im gay cuz of that often
My Xbox Live gamertag is CeXgay.
When it's really cold and I have no shirt on and my nipples get hard, I usually rub them until they get soft again.
Is this gay?
[QUOTE=Tralisk;29128357]When it's really cold and I have no shirt on and my nipples get hard, I usually rub them until they get soft again.
Is this gay?[/QUOTE]
What the hell?
kiss girls
[QUOTE=rebellious;29130266]kiss girls[/QUOTE]
There's some good tutorials on English around the net, you should go check them out.
OH GOD WAIT, ARE YOU A GIRL?
nice to meet you sherlock
[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;29084207]Also I have long hair[/QUOTE]
How is that gay? :colbert:
[QUOTE=Tralisk;29128357]When it's really cold and I have no shirt on and my nipples get hard, I usually rub them until they get soft again.
Is this gay?[/QUOTE]
no but it's potentially harmful
your nipples go hard for a reason, it's to prevent heat loss
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;29131154]no but it's potentially harmful
your nipples go hard for a reason, it's to prevent heat loss[/QUOTE]
Oh good, I thought I was going queer for a while. Back to nipple massaging.
[QUOTE=Tralisk;29128357]When it's really cold and I have no shirt on and my nipples get hard, I usually rub them until they get soft again.
Is this gay?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I squeeze my nipples unil they get crumply and bumpy.It feels nice.
oh god that sounds different
Dress in vibrant colours, wear skinny (ish) jeans, make friends mostly with girls (my best friend of eleven years being a girl), etc. I'm actually gay, though, so it's just a-okay
[QUOTE=Tommeh!;29134459]Dress in vibrant colours, wear skinny (ish) jeans, make friends mostly with girls (my best friend of eleven years being a girl), etc. I'm actually gay, though, so it's just a-okay[/QUOTE]
"Gay" stuff you do [b]but you aren't really gay[/b]
Sing.
Why does everyone keep saying singing and art are gay?
[QUOTE=The Maestro;29140748]Why does everyone keep saying singing and art are gay?[/QUOTE]Because emotions are for guys who drink coffee in actual coffee cups and can name every singer of their favorite band. Or something.
Trim my body hair.
I thought I had something fucked up to say
but this thread has scarred me for life.
I would fuck Johnny Depp.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zcwoJM-e-nQ/TWgpF8eAstI/AAAAAAAAELQ/UOdjkuApj4g/s1600/johnny-depp-piano-smoking.jpg[/img]
I don't care how homo it is.
He's a fucking babe.
Im attracted to boys.
[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]
"it's not gay, it's bisexual!"
:v:
[QUOTE=credesniper;29141088]...and can name every singer of their favorite band.[/QUOTE]
Chester Bennington, Mike Shinoda, Rob Bourdon, Brad Delson, Joe Hahn, Dave Farrel. (Linkin Park)
Am I gay now? :v:
John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCarthy, George Harrison.
I'm gay now apparently :(
[QUOTE=Novangel;29147798]John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCarthy, George Harrison.
I'm gay now apparently :([/QUOTE]
It's alright, your gay-love is shared with 4 men.
Mine is only with one.
I flirt with friends on Steam. Nothing too raw, just blatant sexual remarks.
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