You're trapped in a room, and you have these materials, how can you get out?

[Wafflemaster]

Mix some chemicals in the tub, place near the door and hope it blows it open.

[backwardspy]

Set up the couch next to the table so you have a nice comfortable work space.
Fill the 75ml beaker with the 13ml of fuming red nitric acid.
Place this beaker in the tub of ice and allow it to cool down below room temperature.
When it's cooled, add it in with the 39ml fuming sulfuric acid.
With the new mixture, cool it down to around 10 degrees in the ice, using the mecury thermometer to judge the temp.
When the solution is at about 10 degrees, use the medicine dropper to CAREFULLY add the glycerin, drop by drop until it covers the surface of the acid solution.
When you've added the glycerin, a process called nitration occurs, producing heat.
The solution must be kept below 30 degrees. If it goes above 30 degrees you must immediately dispose of it in the ice bath otherwise it will explode in your face.
For about 10 minutes, stir the mixture gently with the stirring stick, using the stopwatch to judge the time.
After stirring it for long enough, nitroglycerin should have formed on top of the solution.
CAREFULLY transfer the beaker over to the other 75ml beaker of water.
The nitroglycerin will settle at the bottom, leaving the unwanted acids to be drained.
Remove as much of the acid on top as you can. You don't really want any flying everywhere when it goes off.
To test if you have the correct mixture, place a single drop onto the steel bar and light it with the match or bunsen burner. If you did it right, it'll burn with a blue flame.
Now you have a beaker containing nitroglyercin, I'm pretty sure you know what to do next.

Edit:
It goes without saying do NOT try this at home, any limbs you loose or burns you acquire as a result is NOT my fault.
This information is freely available on the internet, but if anyone feels it's inappropriate to have here then I will happily remove it.

[pebkac]

[QUOTE=Black Milano;30233167]You get nitroglycerin, which you put in a vial and throw at the door.

I expect more than 2 dollars.[/QUOTE]

I know from high school chemistry that you can use H2SO4 + HNO3 to nitrate benzene, so I'd probably try doing the same with glicerin, just that I'd blow up myself in the process because I didn't know the correct process for mixing them all together :v:

[Missing User]

I'd open the door because I'm a ~rebel kid~

[chinatown]

scenario #1
grab 2 pieces of wood
squeeze them against the door handle
turn
open door
:frog:

scenario #2
grab tub with ice
spread ice on the floor
put the tub on the ice on the other side of the room
bobsled in the direction of the door
reach amazing speed
crash door open
:frog:

[EvacX]

I'd start furiously punching the wall till it breaks then proceed to find the surface and craft a pickaxe.

[NotKmlkmljkl]

~

TCL

look at door

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or

~

click at door

unlock

[Bucketofvodka]

I'll wait till the cops arrive.

[Sobotnik]

I'd use the steel bar and stick to hammer the stick thinly, then next I would use that to fiddle open the door like you would with a credit card.

[DainBramageStud]

If the metal door is made of aluminium, I'd crack open the thermometer and pour the mercury onto the surface of the door. Mercury reacts viciously (but slowly) with aluminium, and if left for a few hours would weaken the door enough for me to kick it open:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ilxsu-JlY[/media]

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[QUOTE=LauScript;30226556]?[/QUOTE]

Toxx clause. aka, if you don't pay up, say goodbye to your account.

[Potanis]

using the chemicals, make nytroglyserin. melt/explode the door with said chemical.

chicken dance.

[LauScript]

[QUOTE=Black Milano;30233167]You get nitroglycerin, which you put in a vial and throw at the door.

I expect more than 2 dollars.[/QUOTE]

You win, paypal?

Btw I always follow through with what i say :)

Sorry for the rest of ya, he was the first to post it

[editline]4th June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Chris220;30237049]Set up the couch next to the table so you have a nice comfortable work space.
Fill the 75ml beaker with the 13ml of fuming red nitric acid.
Place this beaker in the tub of ice and allow it to cool down below room temperature.
When it's cooled, add it in with the 39ml fuming sulfuric acid.
With the new mixture, cool it down to around 10 degrees in the ice, using the mecury thermometer to judge the temp.
When the solution is at about 10 degrees, use the medicine dropper to CAREFULLY add the glycerin, drop by drop until it covers the surface of the acid solution.
When you've added the glycerin, a process called nitration occurs, producing heat.
The solution must be kept below 30 degrees. If it goes above 30 degrees you must immediately dispose of it in the ice bath otherwise it will explode in your face.
For about 10 minutes, stir the mixture gently with the stirring stick, using the stopwatch to judge the time.
After stirring it for long enough, nitroglycerin should have formed on top of the solution.
CAREFULLY transfer the beaker over to the other 75ml beaker of water.
The nitroglycerin will settle at the bottom, leaving the unwanted acids to be drained.
Remove as much of the acid on top as you can. You don't really want any flying everywhere when it goes off.
To test if you have the correct mixture, place a single drop onto the steel bar and light it with the match or bunsen burner. If you did it right, it'll burn with a blue flame.
Now you have a beaker containing nitroglyercin, I'm pretty sure you know what to do next.

Edit:
It goes without saying do NOT try this at home, any limbs you loose or burns you acquire as a result is NOT my fault.
This information is freely available on the internet, but if anyone feels it's inappropriate to have here then I will happily remove it.[/QUOTE]

IO'll give you 2 bucks too since you wrote it by hand.

[backwardspy]

[QUOTE=LauScript;30241882]IO'll give you 2 bucks too since you wrote it by hand.[/QUOTE]
That's very generous of you :hfive:

My paypal is [email][e-mail][/email]

[CawldFussuian]

Obviously creates a incredibly strong acid somehow that you can use to burn true the door. Or a explosive that you can use to create such a high presure to blow out the door, But i doubts that's very health when you are inside.

[Chilblain]

First, I'd open the door.

Then, I would get on the floor.

Finally, I would proceed to walk the Dinosaur.

[PunchedInFac]

OP, your scenario is not very McGyver. It's more like budding high school chemist escape. The NO2 would kill you since the room is, as you claim, Hermetically sealed.

[cathal6606]

[QUOTE=Chris220;30237049]Set up the couch next to the table so you have a nice comfortable work space.
Fill the 75ml beaker with the 13ml of fuming red nitric acid.
Place this beaker in the tub of ice and allow it to cool down below room temperature.
When it's cooled, add it in with the 39ml fuming sulfuric acid.
With the new mixture, cool it down to around 10 degrees in the ice, using the mecury thermometer to judge the temp.
When the solution is at about 10 degrees, use the medicine dropper to CAREFULLY add the glycerin, drop by drop until it covers the surface of the acid solution.
When you've added the glycerin, a process called nitration occurs, producing heat.
The solution must be kept below 30 degrees. If it goes above 30 degrees you must immediately dispose of it in the ice bath otherwise it will explode in your face.
For about 10 minutes, stir the mixture gently with the stirring stick, using the stopwatch to judge the time.
After stirring it for long enough, nitroglycerin should have formed on top of the solution.
CAREFULLY transfer the beaker over to the other 75ml beaker of water.
The nitroglycerin will settle at the bottom, leaving the unwanted acids to be drained.
Remove as much of the acid on top as you can. You don't really want any flying everywhere when it goes off.
To test if you have the correct mixture, place a single drop onto the steel bar and light it with the match or bunsen burner. If you did it right, it'll burn with a blue flame.
Now you have a beaker containing nitroglyercin, I'm pretty sure you know what to do next.

Edit:
It goes without saying do NOT try this at home, any limbs you loose or burns you acquire as a result is NOT my fault.
This information is freely available on the internet, but if anyone feels it's inappropriate to have here then I will happily remove it.[/QUOTE]

As soon as I saw Fuming nitric acid in the OP this is the first thing I thought of.

[editline]4th June 2011[/editline]

Also the fumes from the nitric acid would burn your lungs if you didnt have a gas mask.

[Black Milano]

Nah don't worry, just keep the money and buy yourself and a friend a beer with it.

[Sutinen]

I would sit on the couch and stare at the wall.

[backwardspy]

[QUOTE=Black Milano;30246925]Nah don't worry, just keep the money and buy yourself and a friend a beer with it.[/QUOTE]
Aww now I feel greedy :(

[tesher07]

This would make for an interesting movie..

[LauScript]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30245070]OP, your scenario is not very McGyver. It's more like budding high school chemist escape. The NO2 would kill you since the room is, as you claim, Hermetically sealed.[/QUOTE]

You're correct. It would.

[Hoppenheimer]

[b]I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN MATERIALS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! I HAVE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN THE DOOR DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS![/b]

/c

[Nefarious]

Whenever I see this kind of puzzles, I just go the ANGRY way.

[QUOTE][img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/011/3/e/Angry_Ruby_by_Gannadene.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[B]AND I START BY PUNCHING FUCKING EVERYTHING[/B]

[ShadowNick1]

What the fuck I ain't no Chris Angel

[Robojobo1]

Me "Okay guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, does anyone need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?"

*the camera cuts to the steel bar, which has the bucket of ice on top of it with what appear to be acid burns in the shape of a childish face. I run behind it and put on a vaguely Jamaican accent*

"Uh, I think Leeroy needs something from this guy"

*I return to my original role*

"Oh he needs, uh, devout shoulders, does he - is he a Paladin?"

*I glide behind Steel bucket man elegantly*

"Yeah and that will make him heal better, he'll have more mana"

*back to original role*

*sigh*

"Christ"

"Okay, well, what we'll do, i'll run in first, gather up all the eggs, we can kinda, just blast them all down with aoe, I will use intimidating shout to kind of scatter them, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once, uh, when my shouts done, i'll need Anthony to come in and drop his shout too, uh, so we can keep them scattered and don't have to fight too many, what his is done Basikor needs to run in and do the same thing, w're gonna need divine intervention on our mages so they can ae, oh course, so we can get them down fast because we're bringing all these guys and we'llbe in trouble if we don't take them down quick... I think it's a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time, what do you think Abdul, can you give me a number crunch reall quick?

*The camera moves to the couch, which has been impaled with the stirring stick, adorned with all of the beakers and the bunsen burner*

"Yeah, give me a sec.. i'm coming up with 32.33 - repeating of course, percentage of survival"

*back to original role*

"that's a lot better then we usually do, uh"

Door bursts open, Leeroy aggros the acid and I gtfo out of there.

[ProAnMac]

mix one acid and water, and collect the gas(hydrogen) from the reaction somehow, do the same for the other acid.

Blow up the door with the hydrogen and the bunsen burner :D

[Newbienice99]

Pour acid on the door handle, use steel bar to pry door open.

Alternatively, use each acid on the hinges.

[jdenha21]

stack everything climb out the ceiling.

[Richard Longflop]

Punch the wall until it becomes a block.

All you'll need is a fist.