In time order... seeing my Mum have a needle go through her finger on a sewing machine. A car crash. Having mild skin grafts at a very young age. Cracking my skull. Bit by a savage hamster that wouldn't let go! :P Having a Renault Espace near-miss me. Driving on the Motorway and having the car infront stop to a hault. Getting chased by big scary people. And getting caught by Police with quite a fair bit of alcohol. Good times! :P
When my dad was diagnosed with cancer.
He's fine now with no signs of cancer, but Jesus Christ I couldn't loose him.
wen i saw a ghost
omgz0rs
[QUOTE=mikeandike;16370801]wen i saw a ghost
omgz0rs[/QUOTE]
You joined just to post this.
oh dear, dip and SGTNAPALM deserve some sympathy
When my dad fell off the roof when I was 8 and was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.
[QUOTE=italics560;16365591]well lets see...........
I got convicted of armed robbery about 4-5 years ago.
I desperatley needed money to pay the bank because they were reposessing my apartment and car.
I ran into the liquor store with 2 of my friends wearing a ski-mask and weilding a handgun.
The clerk gave me all the money from the cash register and I bolted from the store.
Right when I ran out the back door I was tackled by a police officer. I struggled but was then tazed by another officer. I lost motor control. Lost conscience inside police car.
My two friends ran off through the front of the store, one got awa. The other was convicted for 15 years because he socked a police officer while trying to run.
I woke up in a holding cell.
3 days later I was brought before a judge.
She convicted me rather fast.
The first day inside state prison (do not want to specify name) was terrible. Hard to describe. You just feel at any moment, that something terrible is going to happen to you, so you ALWAYS watch your back.
I learned that if you keep to yourself, people leave you alone.
I later became friends with serveral guys, (through basketball, I was the only white guy who owned the court) and after that it was smooth sailing.
EDIT:
oh and the prison rape thing isn't very common. I've only heard about it like 2 times. Nothing happened while I was there. There were ALOT of gang-fights though.[/QUOTE]
:bravo:
Great idea!
Just learn how to pickpocket and you will get much less severe punishment if caught.
It takes finesse and practice, but it's totally worth it.
When my older brother was diagnosed with cancer because he was like a best friend.
When I got hit by a car (my original had a story about it on here a while back).
When I was 6 a creepy white van kept driving by me and my friends and slowing to watch us. We all ran into my house to see the guy get out of his van. We booked it away from the window so we don't know what happened.
When I was a little kid I wasn't a very good swimmer but I was confident I could swim in the deep end and I almost drowned. I took swimming lessons after and now I'm a licensed lifeguard.
When I got back from vacation my dog had ran away and my dad said that he'd find him. I was crying so much and then my dad said that he had came back during the night. This was also when I was 6.
When I was 10 I got back from vacation our house was broken into and my PS2 was stolen along with my Mom's jewelery and two T.V.s.
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[QUOTE=reardon_e12;16362086]Suffered a [b]level 3[/b] concussion
When I got to the hospital the idiot doctor in training said I was fine to go home. So I went home and slept which is evidently bad. Woke up in the morning and I couldnt walk so we went back to the hospital. CAT scan showed brain damage and a doctor that actually knew what he was doing put me in a medically induced coma for a month to allow my brain to heal properly. Good fun amirite?
Part two.
I was being stupid on a seadoo and I tried to backflip it into this wave. As soon as I was upside down I panicked and tried to bail out. I hit the water and went from 60 to reverse in a split second. Which hurt.[/QUOTE]
A little inconsiderate but when I read that the Mortal Kombat theme popped into my head.
I farted, and some shit came out, along with some blood. I was shocked.
when i was jay-walking, almost got hit by a jeep
[QUOTE=DoctorYellow;16370813]oh dear, dip and SGTNAPALM deserve some sympathy[/QUOTE]
Nawwww, I don't! Give it to someone who needs it more. Just remembered, My Dad got kicked by a horse, although that was more funny than scary. :P I love you Doctor Yellow! <3
I ran as fast as I could across a huge, busy road.
A truck honked it's horn and stopped litterly about 2 metres away from me.
Then he chased me around with a baseball bat calling me an idiot.
I got rammed by a car on a bike when i was 10, both legs broken.
[QUOTE=UberGamer;16377117]I ran as fast as I could across a huge, busy road.
A truck honked it's horn and stopped litterly about 2 metres away from me.
Then he chased me around with a baseball bat calling me an idiot.[/QUOTE]
America?
[QUOTE=Dip;16377201]America?[/QUOTE]
Nope, good Ol' England.
Wow. I'm from England and I haven't seen a real baseball bat in my life!
Anyway, I once bumped into the psychopath from school when I was 9, and he unleashed his pet Rottweiler on me. I ran a goddamn mile.
Wow! Iv never seen a Lorry Driver with a baseball bat before! Or a baseball bat! :O
I rode a roller coaster for the first time last week and I screamed the entire time. By the end I has no moisture left in my mouth. :O
I find Roller Coaster's quite scary too! Awwww your first post! Welcome to Facepunch! :)
I don't think anything really that scary has happened to me
When I came home from camping to find that my mom had dropped my external hard drive and everything on it was lost, including my iTunes library of over 10,000 songs. I've gotten most of them back with the help of Conn92 (great guy)
this one time i was over a friends house after watching a horror movie called the strangers we had some weird and scary stuff happen like when our other friend came at the front door and then he wasnt there for some reason and the door was unlocked then we went around from the back porch to the front door and it was locked 0.o so after that we went back over to the back porch just sitting on the table and my friend had a kitchen knife and i had my pocket knife out so then later we went back inside to get his airsoft gun and he said there was something that looked like a face in his sisters room so then i ran into his room and got his airsoft gun+ammo and co2 so then a bit later we went back in and sat in the kitchen and watched our backs and stuff and later his friend came back and we told him the story then that was it im pretty sure (btw no one other than him and me were home)
When i was asleep in my room in the basement, i was having a nightmare and i dreamt that there was someone standing in the door opening ready to kill me.. i woke up and screamed.
Apparently dad had been out all night in the bar, and he didn't want to get mom mad so he went down to my room and was just standing in the door opening or something, when he noticed that i was yelling in terror, he dragged me out of my bed and fell asleep in it.
I was so mad that i woke up mom and got her mad on dad anyways. :P
Love you too Dad.
When I was twelve(?), me and my family were walking across a suspension bridge. This one big truck came zooming by and knocked me off balance. I fell [b]50 fucking feet[/b] before I crashed into the river below. I thought I was dead but when I realized I was taking in water, I swam up for my life. I reached the surface and just floated there in pain. I broke my left leg, hand, and arm.
[b]EDIT:[/b] How is me falling off a bridge funny?
[QUOTE=pod;16465652]When I was twelve(?), me and my family were walking across a suspension bridge. This one big truck came zooming by and knocked me off balance. I fell [b]50 fucking feet[/b] before I crashed into the river below. I thought I was dead but when I realized I was taking in water, I swam up for my life. I reached the surface and just floated there in pain. I broke my left leg, hand, and arm.[/QUOTE]
okay, that beats most..
dude...
Iv just remembered one. But I can't really bring myself to type it! This is wierd. :3
when i was 3, a horse tried eating my arm
[QUOTE=Dip;16467844]Iv just remembered one. But I can't really bring myself to type it! This is wierd. :3[/QUOTE]
Dude, I fell off a bridge. It can't be much worse than that : /
[QUOTE=Pixel Heart;16372278]I farted, and some shit came out, along with some blood. I was shocked.[/QUOTE]
Bahah that's disgusting! Shove a tampon in there next time!
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