I have no clue if it's witty enough for this thread.
Some ass: Lol I fucked your mom
Me: I have 2 dads
Some ass: no you don't lol, your mom had a nice bra on
Me: One of them is a cross dresser
aunt: what would you do if you won all that money in the euro millions (£150 (odd) million)
Gran: id go on a round the world cruise twice
Grandad: If i won the money - id buy you the fucking ticket
This random conversation i had with KlaseR
[QUOTE]Me: Klaatu
KlaseR: wat
Me: KlaseR & Klaatu
KlaseR: who the f is Klaatu?
Me: The alien from The Day the Earth Stood Still
KlaseR: why are you telling me this?
Me: Because of The Ooze
KlaseR: what ooze? what the f...
Me: The Ooze told me to inform you of Klaatu in order to protect you from the evil
KlaseR: should i be worried?
Me: Yes... Prepare for unforeseen consequences
KlaseR: oh fuck[/QUOTE]
This thread is full of disappoint.
[QUOTE=tonzofgunz;31188385]This thread is full of disappoint.[/QUOTE]
You actually expected good stuff?
This wasn't said by me but I think it qualifies under the funny category.
My brothers and I in a car journey to school about two years back, at the time our folks were discussing moving and the middle brother was against it. He's a pretty quiet guy, and tends to suffer socially among people in his year group (that being said he's an absolute smash-hit with people older than him, his knowledge of current events puts a great many I know to shame).
Anyways, he started arguing against moving away and my mum, who's driving the car and in a bit of a mood suddenly snaps:
"Oh for goodness sakes -------- it's not as if you have any [i]friends[/i] here!"
At which point me and my youngest brother burst out laughing. Dickish yes but we're all laughing about it now.
very random converstion with my best mate
friend: PRAISE ALLAH
me: ikr he is ma jeebus
friend: i stole your rabbit ROFLORLFORLFOOFRL
me: i am your rabit
friend: and im your rabbit
me: :D:D
He is very strange...
Two local chavs wearing matching Superdry jackets but of different colours, Red and green.
I pointed them out and said that they looked like the Mario brothers.
I yelled
"YOUR MOM"
to a kid online...
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