Owning a multi-billion dollar company just to sue everyone who is competing with you.
Letting Team Ninja make a Metroid game.
Bacon soap.
Stunt-glass Fishtanks.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;36296357]What the title says, here ill start.
Helicopter Ejector Seat.[/QUOTE]
Helicopter ejector seats actually work by detonating small explosive bolts which hold the propeller to the body; the explosion causes the propeller to detach and be sent off at an angle. Shortly after this, the ejector seat is deployed.
No one is stupid enough to make an ejector seat without thinking of the propellers.
Using the character creator in a multiplayer DC game to play as [i]Gun-Man[/i]; protector of alleyways and hoarder of pearl necklaces.
Puting your dick inside a water bottle, i remember there was a picture but i don't know where it is.
Popping a wheelie on your rickety 10 year old bike down a steep hill.
Covering your dick in meat and sticking it into a Piranha infested river.
portable toilet
[QUOTE=mopman999;36297771]portable toilet[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.porta-potty-rental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Wheelchair.Porta_.Potty_.jpg[/IMG]
Solved.
Throwing a keyboard at a stranger who is really fucking buff with huge muscles.
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;36297994][IMG]http://www.porta-potty-rental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Wheelchair.Porta_.Potty_.jpg[/IMG]
Solved.
Throwing a keyboard at a stranger who is really fucking buff with huge muscles.[/QUOTE]
Fine. The pocket toilet.
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;36297994]
Solved.
Throwing a keyboard at a stranger who is really fucking buff with huge muscles.[/QUOTE]
Why a keyboard?
Playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent after a couple burritos.
[QUOTE=Rama214;36298018]Why a keyboard?[/QUOTE]
Because Stereotype jock joke.
Eating a cheap kebab the day before exam.
Speaking from experience here.
A gigantic electronic billboard in a public place that randomly shows a different DeviantArt post tagged mpreg every day.
[QUOTE=Killer_Steel;36297745]Popping a wheelie on your rickety 10 year old bike down a steep hill.[/QUOTE]
You sound as if you talk from experience
DRM from EA
Put Windows Vista on ALL computers.
not killing whitey
Create a nuclear reactor in the kitchen.
Soh uh. This was an actual idea I had for a split-second, not something I thought up for the purpose of this thread. Basically, I was almost hit by a stray truck after one of it's tires fucked up (It didn't crash, luckily. Just brought itself to a stop. Passed like, about a foot by me at 50 miles per hour, though).
So, what was the first thing I thought after almost getting fucked up by a truck?
"Gee, glad that didn't hit me"?
"Wow, sure am lucky no one got hurt there!"?
"Oh my god, scariest moment of my life!"?
No.
I thought...
"Aw, it would'ave been cool if it hit me and took off my legs. Disabled people get all those benifits.."
Then I felt like a retard when I realized what I just thought.
Any religion where non-believers go to hell/face eternal despair etc.
Kicking a wasp's nest.
Repairing a light socket with a fork.
"please ban me"
[editline]12th June 2012[/editline]
don't actually it's just a joke gosh
Teaching the employers of Valve how to count to 3
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