Men's underwear designed by women.
I say this because I still have pairs of underwear that have NO crotch space and the ass region could fit TWO planet Jupiters.
Voting republican.
Using a handkerchief as toilet paper. In the same way you use it for snot. Reusing it and putting it back in your pocket.
EA making an online distribution platform
OH WAIT
Ban coke promote pepsei
Microsoft buying out Nintendo.
Mandatory Origin-usage only for Half Life 3.
Constructing a city under water and to allow people to have supernatural powers, oh and to put weapons in trash bins and a grande launcher in your cash register :v:
trying to play a piano in the city? See the tons of people around you? Well don´t even thing touching it.
I wanted to play "rick astley - never gonna give you up". I fucked up.
Punching my cat in the face.
Letting the government control the internet.
Having a law that bans swear words and making fun of the president...
Dildo with sharp razor blades.
[QUOTE=ArmageddonScr;36298297]You sound as if you talk from experience[/QUOTE]
I wish I could say I spoke from experience, since surviving that would be pretty kickass.
One time, this Leonardo guy from Vinci, he thought he could built something that makes people fly.
silly him!
Giving an emo Sonic character guns.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36302747]One time, this Leonardo guy from Vinci, he thought he could built something that makes people fly.
silly him![/QUOTE]Actually Leonardo's helicopter design wouldn't have worked.
[QUOTE=Hanso;36302791]Giving an emo Sonic character guns.[/QUOTE]
Getting two Chaos Emeralds in the same level without much effort.
the internet
posting on facepunch
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;36302805]Actually Leonardo's helicopter design wouldn't have worked.[/QUOTE]
In theory, it would. But it's lift is so terrible you'd pretty much need a engine weighing nothing at all and a frame weighing nothing at all and a propellar-screw-thingy weighing nothing at all and a pilot weighing nothing at all for it to work.
let's click this incredibly shady looking advertisement, [i]what could go wronggggg?[/i]
Putting your penis on a table and knocking a nail through it.
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Also putting a fork through...you know.
You and all your friends jerk off into a cup, put it in a drink, and russian roulette it.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;36302805]Actually Leonardo's helicopter design wouldn't have worked.[/QUOTE]
His ideas did play a pretty big part in flying machine's nowadays.
Giving birth to babies while on a trapeze.
An automated baby spine remover. We'll call it The Baby Thresher.
having sex with a meat grinder
Opening a can of soda that has been dropped/shaken/stirred.
Pouring some pure chlorine on an open wound.
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