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Using organic building material when we have mastered biological engineering. Living houses that don't decay, made out of controllable tree.
Have a Nuke A Country day where a country is randomly drawn from a hat and all the other capable countries nuke it for a day.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;36296357]What the title says, here ill start.
Helicopter Ejector Seat.[/QUOTE]
Those exist. The Kamov Ka-50/52 has them (The blades are blown off before the pilot is ejected I believe)
[URL]http://www.zvezda-npp.ru/engl/k37.html[/URL]
Putting Bengay on balls.
To.. make an attempt to rob the Fort Knox with slingshots?
[QUOTE=Laferio;36302877][del]posting on [/del]facepunch[/QUOTE]
fixed
Hillary Clinton
Upside down toilet
[QUOTE=CarmineGear;36306226]Hillary Clinton[/QUOTE]
That avatar. HolymotherofGodthattongue.
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;36299319]Microsoft buying out Nintendo.[/QUOTE]
Microsoft buying out anybody.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHnaF4ZddVQ[/media]
bengay
on your balls
A blimp covered in thermite
Inter Continental Ballistic Dildo.
valve-EA merger
let's turn this funny joke into a meme and refuse to ever shut the fuck up about it which will totally in no way at all cause it to turn from a funny joke to a not funny joke to an annoying joke to an extremely annoying joke to a we'll-probably-get-stabbed-if-we-don't-shut-the-fuck-up-about-it joke
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36299051]Men's underwear designed by women.
I say this because I still have pairs of underwear that have NO crotch space and the ass region could fit TWO planet Jupiters.[/QUOTE]
You're wearing them backwards (?)
Plan a trilogy.
And never finish it.
midichlorians
Using an m203 to fire a dummy 40mm at your buddy's dick.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;36297055]Helicopter ejector seats actually work by detonating small explosive bolts which hold the propeller to the body; the explosion causes the propeller to detach and be sent off at an angle. Shortly after this, the ejector seat is deployed.
No one is stupid enough to make an ejector seat without thinking of the propellers.[/QUOTE]
I thought that they could disintegrate.
autofelliato on a gondola thats missing several key parts while terrorists shoot at you
Actually winning at a stupid game. Totally overrated.
Opening up questionable porn in a new tab, switching tabs, and forgetting about it until you accidentally surprise yourself with it later. I think my record is four times on the same image.
Facepunch
Lookashoe
Touché.
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