Going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
A cellular phone that uses thousands of tiny meat hooks that attach to your genitals. It works by collecting semen and converts it into a encrypted audio file which can only be decrypted and played back by bullet which must be lodged receivers brain by a gun.
Invading Russia with summer uniforms.
Going back in time and cloning Hitler as a baby, then going to 1938 and tossing baby Hitlers at big Hitler until he dies, except keeping one of the baby Hitlers and giving him to a Jewish adoption agency so he has no choice but to kill himself when he grows up.
That's how I'd kill Hitler if I had a time machine.
The new toonami lineup.
Not toonami itself, just the shit they put on it.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Sonic_unleashed_boxart.jpg[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d1/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Next-Gen_Box_Art.JPG/256px-Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Next-Gen_Box_Art.JPG[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e3/Sonic_and_the_Black_Knight_Cover.jpg/225px-Sonic_and_the_Black_Knight_Cover.jpg[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Shadow_the_Hedgehog_Coverart.png/250px-Shadow_the_Hedgehog_Coverart.png[/img]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/6/64/Sonic-shuffle.378497.jpg.png[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Sonic_Battle_Coverart.png[/img]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/Tails_Adventure_Coverart.png/220px-Tails_Adventure_Coverart.png[/img]
[img]http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1218794163-00.jpg[/img]
The list goes on.
go to a concert on acid.
my parents were so embarrassed, I ended up vomiting on the superintendant while my sister was playing the oboe
[QUOTE=Riller;36302894]In theory, it would. But it's lift is so terrible you'd pretty much need a engine weighing nothing at all and a frame weighing nothing at all and a propellar-screw-thingy weighing nothing at all and a pilot weighing nothing at all for it to work.[/QUOTE]Exactly, so it wouldn't have worked.
"Working in theory" doesn't mean "Works [I]if[/I] the laws of physics were more in our favour" Only difference between working in theory and working in actuality should simply be that theoretical hasn't been tested yet.
[QUOTE]Long sonic list[/QUOTE]
where the hell was secret rings?
Gun advocacy.
Oh and The Beatles suck ass.
Evidence:Number nine, Number nine, number nine.
facebook
Believing anything you read in The Sun.
Kickstarter when it's abused for inexpensive productions like youtube videos.
le random reddit comic le generator
/b/
Trying to woo women by fondling them.
Eat 3 enchilladas with extra hot sauce.
Electronic Arts burger - ONLY $50, GET IT NOW TO HUMILIATE YOUR FRIENDS !
this thread.
Mustard + dick + dog
people living in glass houses throwing rocks
people living in houses throwing rocks at me
people living in explosive houses throwing rocks
people living in rock houses throwing rocks
Opening Nyan Cat 1337 times.
A high-school sex-ed program involving handing out condoms stapled to brochures to students
That cat.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36299051]Men's underwear designed by women.
I say this because I still have pairs of underwear that have NO crotch space and the ass region could fit TWO planet Jupiters.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure it wasn't designed [I]for[/I] women?
Putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall.
[QUOTE=buttered_toast;36312452]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Shadow_the_Hedgehog_Coverart.png/250px-Shadow_the_Hedgehog_Coverart.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Woah, careful with that enthusiastic posting there, you accidentally put this one in there by mistake.
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