Fumigate your house with VX gas and walk inside to check the progress.
Functioning nose on your ass
Drink gasoline because "you saw cars drinking it"
Putting your bed on a rollercoaster track and while you're sleeping your friend activates the coaster. Turns out it's X2.
Paper bowl full of hot soup, you eat it on your lap.
Nuclear fireworks
Seasoning your food with police-grade Mace.
Sticky grenade. A sticky grenade that sticks to your hand.
Have a smoke to relax after making all that effort to cut the natural gas line in your house.
Fall asleep to a horror movie.
Hold a neuralyzer backwards.
Russian Roulette
Zipline where the only thing you can hold onto is a greased vertical bar.
Michael Moore as your personal trainer.
DIY vasectomy.
[QUOTE=The golden;36350984]No sunsets, sadly. [url]http://pink-porcupine.deviantart.com/gallery/4657157[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://pink-porcupine.deviantart.com/gallery/4657157#/d4o2sa4[/url]
The picture is mature only, so you'll need an account. But it's not the picture, it's the description...
[quote=Pink Porcupine]Yes, again.
Marker and menstrual blood from the period I had early this month. I'm having another one now. That seems to be happening a lot lately. I think something is wrong.
Anyway. Soooo. Lemme guess what you're thinking. You're thinking painting with blood is icky, painting with menstrual blood is just the ICKIEST, and goddamn ~pink-porcupine is such a YUCKY person.
You want to know what's yucky?
Of course you do.
How about when you've been having SO many problems with your ladybits lately. Multiple periods in one month, severe cramping, horrible lobster-like abominations sneaking out of your vagina in the middle of the night and raiding your kitchen, etc...
And you think it's all such a pain, but you suck it up 'cause you're a big girl and finding a good doctor/ exorcist is such a fucking hassle.
[b]And then the beetles start.[/b]
And at first you're a bit taken aback when the first fat black beetle drops out of your panties- the odd, sliding sensation as it oozes/ wriggles out of your cunt is a bit unnerving, but actually seeing the beetle is the real kicker- but you figure what the hey, it's all part of the miracle of femininity or some shit like that.
And then there are more, more in numbers and in frequency, and it's starting to become an issue. Because you can't wear pantyhose anymore since they get trapped under it and crawl up and down your legs in their thin nylon prison, and their spiny little legs snag and create runs.
So you have to buy more thigh highs to wear under your skirts, and the elastic tops tend to create that unappealing slight indentation in your skin. And it's kind of yucky, but not REALLY yucky.
So. What gets to be REALLY yucky is how every once in a while, while you're sweeping up all the beetles from your floor, you notice that one or two of them are missing a leg, or an antennae.
And you assume/ hope that it just fell off, but you don't find it on the floor.
And then one night, after sex, while you and your lover are cleaning up, he notices a little black leg half tucked under his foreskin.
And isn't THAT awkward.
And you start crying about how you're a freak, some sort of monster, and he tries to reassure you but can't remember this problem with any of the women he's been with in the past.
And after a while, it gets worse. He can't fuck you without pulling out to find crushed chunks of beetle wings and sad, misshapen little feelers and legs stuck all over his cock with your vaginal fluids.
And you catch a look of disgust on his face as he's wiping them off.
And he kisses you and tells you he loves you, and that you'll work through this issue together.
But after he goes home, you're feeling so depressed and insecure about yourself that you eat a whole pint of french vanilla ice cream scooped over half a pan of brownies that you microwaved just enough to slightly melt the ice cream on top.
And it was good when you started to eat it, but after a while you were just shoveling it all into your mouth mechanically, with tears slowing rolling down your face.
And afterward, your stomach felt so tight, and you felt like you would feel better if you could throw up, but you didn't feel like you were going to.
And you felt so bloated and nauseous.
And UGH, that feeling is just the YUCKIEST thing EVER.[/quote]
Also a bad idea? Getting excited for HL3 at E3 2012.
[QUOTE=Bound;36296987]wrap your dick in tinfoil and stick it into an electrical socket[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2009/05/The-Love-Plug.aspx]Ahem...*WARNING, INCREDIBLY NSFW CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH*[/url]
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;36297756]Covering your dick in meat and sticking it into a Piranha infested river.[/QUOTE]
What the hell is your dick made of?
Family friendly porn
grinding some-ones teeth with a bench grinder.
Make another COD Game
[QUOTE=pip12345;36353702]Make another COD Game[/QUOTE]
it makes money so why not
Interruptable, omni directional sprint in a third person shooter with high health.
Doing a school presentation on MLP.
The kid behind me in Speech class did it, and it was terrible.
Trying to put social networking into games
E3 2012
TOO LATE
Buy me an "Ask me about my X fetish" title
Lightsabers.
a funion bot
Dump Nuclear waste in to the ocean...
Removing the search function for blues
Instantly thought of:
[IMG]http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/34/50/34500f_283467.jpg[/IMG]
Oh and a taser made completely from copper.
Arguing politics with a family member who has political views opposite to yours.
A vending machine which vends poop. You pick what kind of poop you want. There are human, cat, dog, and much more options to choose from, you also choose the quantity of it.
My friend has the hots for Tom hiddleston (Loki in Avengers/Thor movies)
so I told her to contract a terminal disease and contact the Make a wish
foundation to get him to marry her.
Trying to stop those african guilt trip charity commercials by settling everyone in Africa to some other place on Earth, then blowing the whole continent so sky-high that it escapes the Earth's gravitational pull and keeps on drifting into space.
Masturbating while grating cheese
Masturbating while chopping carrots
Sandpaper condoms
disaster porn film entitled 69/11
Using Drano as a lubricant.
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