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A flyswatter with a huge hole in the middle, purposefully designed that way We had a green flyswatter for the longest time like that, shit kept flying through the middle, totally not getting killed
[QUOTE=falloutguy;36391419]Making a movie about Abraham Lincoln killing Vampires[/QUOTE] I disagree. What's wrong with that idea? It's some completely different and original, I think we need more ideas like it. Plus it looks like an awesome movie.
Drinking water and eating chocolate at the same time.
Skydiving into a volcano.
Mayonnaise without mustard in it. Mustard without pepper in it. I'm never buying any mustard or mayonnaise outside of France again.
Drinking a glass of milk with sawdust and ketchup mixed in it.
[QUOTE=Rastadogg5;36395451]I disagree. What's wrong with that idea? It's some completely different and original, I think we need more ideas like it. Plus it looks like an awesome movie.[/QUOTE] I see the point you're making, but I just can't take it seriously. It is original, that's for sure. But again, I just can't take it seriously. It sounds like a movie me and my friends would make up while we're high.
The michael rosen TV show for children.
putting on some aluminium undergarments then attaching them into an electrical outlet.
[QUOTE=DoDo1006;36395002]CAPSLOCK[/QUOTE] [I]Someone's[/I] never used a typewriter.
Stepping on a rake's blade that is facing upwards. Touching a stove to check it's temperature. Putting eye medicine while riding a rollercoaster.
[url=http://facepunch.com/threads/844630]sanding your face[/url]
Posting when you have exactly 1000 posts.
Stabbing someone's eyeballs out with your dick.
Being insecure around society
Sticking a Q-tip into your dick. Wait, thats how you get checked for STDs.
typing a rope to your dick and a log, proceed to throw said log off bridge/cliff, guaranteed penis length enhancement.
South Koreans defecting to the North.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36397725]Mayonnaise without mustard in it.[/QUOTE] Tastes differ, and here in the Netherlands it's pretty rare to have mayonnaise with mustard in it. But y'know, tastes differ, I would probably find it really disgusting because it's something I haven't tasted before, and you don't like mayonnaise without mustard because that's what you're used to [editline]22nd June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=cccritical;36403680][url=http://facepunch.com/threads/844630]sanding your face[/url][/QUOTE] Pics are gone, anyone still got em?
Making a novel based off F.A.T.A.L or writing a Skyrim fanfic that involves a dragur gangbang.
putting a toothpick underneath your toenail and then proceeding to kick a wall [b]REALLY[/b] hard.
Having millionaires pay no taxes and poor people pay high taxes.
Mexican food binge on the eve of a long 6 hour band practice session in a poorly ventilated room. Found that out the hard way.
treat acne with steel wool
Take a huge poop in a Wal-Mart bathroom and don't flush.
To lower unemployment rate: kill all qualified people with jobs, give it to the unemployed. Stoner doctors, homeless lawyers.
Ship the third game in a trilogy with a really bad ending.
Trying to pry your mouth open using a toothpick.
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