Phrases That Piss You Off More Than They Should - General

Phrases that use "Nobody" or "Everybody" when I'm an exception. I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE DIPSHIT.

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;39587229]"This is not an English assignment why are you correcting me idiot"[/QUOTE] Those people are great prey. When I hear a dumbass talking like that, I assume a more complex vocabulary and tone of voice. When they finally ask "lol bro why you talking science language?" I reply with "Because I'm not a degenerate piece of shit dumbass like you" Which leads me to my next complaint, I hate people with small vocabularies! Some chick I met a couple weeks ago seemed nice until one day we were talking and she spouts out "pfft, you talk really like complex and shit, double-u-tee-eff does 'antipate' mean LOL?" Which leads me to my next complaint. STOP FUCKING SAYING[B][U] LIKE [/U][/B] IT'S A USELESS WORD UNLESS PUT IN THE CONTEXT OF FAVOURING SOMETHING OR MAKING A COMPARISON

[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39582496]i have trouble trusting people who use "ya'll" on the internet. more often than not the people seem to use it as a way of suggesting that whoever they're talking to is of lesser intelligence than them.[/QUOTE] you motherfucker. [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] also, i don't know if anyone else experiences this, but everyone around me seems to fucking adore the big bang theory and people always compare me and others to big bang theory characters. like, when i told my brother to stop whistling so loud, my mum was all "YOU'RE SUCH A SHELDON" because apparently sheldon doesn't like whistling? and one of my facebook friends uploaded a picture of this big comic book store that opened up recently, and there were a bunch of comments about sheldon fucking cooper because they like comic books in the show. also "bazinga" is used more often than it should be. fuck this show, its everywhere and i can't escape it

[QUOTE=nessman;39581919]"No ovaries, no opinion." [/QUOTE] Has anyone else never heard that one before?

[QUOTE=nessman;39581919]"No ovaries, no opinion."[/QUOTE]I'll be damned if that phrase isn't sarcasm.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39592979]Those people are great prey. When I hear a dumbass talking like that, I assume a more complex vocabulary and tone of voice. When they finally ask "lol bro why you talking science language?" I reply with "Because I'm not a degenerate piece of shit dumbass like you" Which leads me to my next complaint, I hate people with small vocabularies! Some chick I met a couple weeks ago seemed nice until one day we were talking and she spouts out "pfft, you talk really like complex and shit, double-u-tee-eff does 'antipate' mean LOL?" Which leads me to my next complaint. STOP FUCKING SAYING[B][U] LIKE [/U][/B] IT'S A USELESS WORD UNLESS PUT IN THE CONTEXT OF FAVOURING SOMETHING OR MAKING A COMPARISON[/QUOTE] Reprieved linguistic eloquence pertaining incommensurate consociation is inconclusively consanguineous to determined constitutional impetuousness. Though complacent perspicacity is acquiesced through your animadversion, and in my perspective I hope as well.

You grandiloquent bastard.

"get rekt scrub" or "GG no RE" it's a video game people. Sure, you beat me. Good work. but you don't rub it in. That's poor sportsmanship.

"Deeps" to refer to DPS in games. If you're saying it out loud, it just sounds stupid. If you're typing it... you do know that an abbreviation is supposed to be [I]shorter[/I] than the original word or phrase, right?

[QUOTE=Memnoth;39593710]Reprieved linguistic eloquence pertaining incommensurate consociation is inconclusively consanguineous to determined constitutional impetuousness. Though complacent perspicacity is acquiesced through your animadversion, and in my perspective I hope as well.[/QUOTE] ye m8 wel put dood ur pr33ty gud at speking

"this could be either pretty good or really bad"

"MAGIC" For fuck sake, my school knows how to make the simple words become annoying.

[QUOTE=Last or First;39594096]"Deeps" to refer to DPS in games. If you're saying it out loud, it just sounds stupid. If you're typing it... you do know that an abbreviation is supposed to be [I]shorter[/I] than the original word or phrase, right?[/QUOTE] I dunno, our group of friends tend to refer to games by abbreviated titles. Day of Defeat Source is 'Dods', Dota 2 is 'Dots', CoD is 'Cod', etc

grammar nazis correcting others who type "your" in situations where "you're" should be used. come on you can understand what they are trying to say, you don't need to act all high and mighty and make a big deal out of nothing.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;39585317]"Could of", "should of", and "would of". For the love of fuck, the contraction contains [b]HAVE[/b]. Does "I of done something" sound grammatically correct compared to "I have done something"?[/QUOTE] This is just pathetic.

"defiantly", "definatly", "definately"

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39594500]"defiantly", "definatly", "definately"[/QUOTE] I definatly agree with this.

Every phrase in this image: [IMG]http://puu.sh/22KnA[/IMG]

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;39594544]Every phrase in this image: [IMG]http://puu.sh/22KnA[/IMG][/QUOTE] Problem?

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39594500]"defiantly", "definatly", "definately"[/QUOTE] That's just a word with difficult spelling. Heck, some of my teachers keep forgetting how to spell 'definitely'. I only remember it by saying 'definite' out loud.

Memes, all of them.

Any one who spews a meme in reality. "Barrels" and "bros" in Pewdiepie terms.

when someone quotes from animes [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] i hate animes

"They're only human." Fucking really? I thought I was talking to automatons here. Being human doesn't exempt you from criticism.

[QUOTE=recolour;39595106]when someone quotes from animes [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] i hate animes[/QUOTE] You're a baka gaijin white piggu

[QUOTE=recolour;39595106]when someone quotes from animes [editline]15th February 2013[/editline] i hate animes[/QUOTE] especially if they have anime avatars smite all those who have anime avatars

anybody calling you bro in any circumstances unless they are in fact your brother, I'M NOT YOUR BRO GUY!

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39595691]especially if they have anime avatars smite all those who have anime avatars[/QUOTE] Yes, defeat all those who have Anime Avatars, we must get rid of such horrible users.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39595841]"Be a man"[/QUOTE] Do you dislike this phrase because you're actually a woman who secretly enlisted in the army?

More of a situational thing, but people who go out of their way to tell you they are part of X fandom. Good, I don't care, shut up.