• Phrases That Piss You Off More Than They Should
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"Get pussy" Not because I can't "get pussy hurr", no because it just sounds fucking stupid and it's really disrespectful and frankly kind of fucked up to refer to girls as pussy. Also "just sayin". I shouldn't have to explain that one.
"!voteban" "!votekick" Also, this face: ":3"
if someone uses "meh" than I'm done talking with them for awhile. It just pisses me off.
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;39599877]"Faith in humanity:*Insert word here*" How can you judge a whole species based on the actions of a few, that is incredibly infuriating.[/QUOTE] People using that phrase make me lose faith in humanity.
[QUOTE=ryfry99;39606033]if someone uses "meh" than I'm done talking with them for awhile. It just pisses me off.[/QUOTE] My friend does something like that, except he says "uh huh", like he's not even fucking interested that fucking cunt. Oh, excuse me.
thanks obama
YouTube comments that are just a line from the video you just watched. why do you people fucking exist
Playing devil's advocate..It pisses me off when people on gamespot use it constantly in arguments, also the words swag and meh piss me off too.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;39606081]My friend does something like that, except he says "uh huh", like he's not even fucking interested that fucking cunt. Oh, excuse me.[/QUOTE] Maybe he's not interested in that particular conversation, and you need to talk to him about that to see whether or not it's true
When someone gives a reason for not caring about something and say "it's just pixels". Like, if someone says they didn't get sad over a game because "why would I get sad over pixels", and tells everyone else they're being pussies for getting sad. Or if it's something over the internet, "why would I get upset over pixels". It's such a stupid and asinine thing to say. It's not the pixels, it's collective meaning created by the pixels you fucktard. That's like saying "why should I get upset about something someone said to me, it's just sound waves". Or, when referring to a sad movie, "why would I get sad about overpaid actors". This usually comes up when someone gets upset over ratings, and people call him dumb for it, and tell him he's just getting mad over pixels. Because, you know, ratings have absolutely [I]no meaning behind them whatsoever[/I], and getting a quick message across is totally not why they exist, right?
The term Grammar Nazi. Sometimes it does apply but I get called it occasionally even if I just politely mention a single mistake once in a while with no malicious intent.
'These times'/'These days'. When someone tries to say that this current point in time is worse in some manner than it used o be. Really annoying if you have a good understanding of how messed up things have been throughout history. Humanity still has numerous issues, but it's made strides in being civilized.
rip headphones well actually it's more uninteresting than annoying
My one friend whom I made in school but I really don't like her? is one of those weeaboos. She uses japanese phrases in daily conversation without ironic intentions. Also she keeps trying to talk to me about anime for some reason? I mean I like a very select few but she's trying to talk to me about shit like Fruit Baskets(?). I lost track of how many times I heard "sugoi desu ne".
People who spell "OK" instead of "okay" OK doesn't feel like its a word, just 2 arbitrary letters, whereas okay feels like a proper word. I'm unsure which came first in the English language. And all of those weaboo fucks that were in my high school Japanese class saying shit like "kawaii desu" all the fucking time. [QUOTE=GastricTank;39610064]My one friend whom I made in school but I really don't like her? is one of those weeaboos. She uses japanese phrases in daily conversation without ironic intentions. Also she keeps trying to talk to me about anime for some reason? I mean I like a very select few but she's trying to talk to me about shit like Fruit Baskets(?). I lost track of how many times I heard "sugoi desu ne".[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, and people who can't use proper Romaji.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;39610064]My one friend whom I made in school but I really don't like her? is one of those weeaboos. She uses japanese phrases in daily conversation without ironic intentions. Also she keeps trying to talk to me about anime for some reason? I mean I like a very select few but she's trying to talk to me about shit like Fruit Baskets(?). I lost track of how many times I heard "sugoi desu ne".[/QUOTE] Educate her. That or eliminate her. For the record, any use of japanese words mixed in English sentences, because that shit is fucking annoying no, "uguu that's so kawaii desu ne" and "whoa, what a sugoi game" and "oh man amnesia is kowai" does not make you look a. cool, b. japanese, or c. intelligent it just makes you look like a weeaboo/wapanese twatnozzle of course this doesn't extend to obvious joke takes, because they can be funny and are at the expense of the idiots that actually do this shit and yes, people mis-spelling and mis-using romaji, and those idiots that call romaji "romanji" die
People who begin sentences and/or counter-arguments with "Fact is..." or "The facts are..." because most of the time the bullshit that follows is no closer to fact than anything the ancient aliens guy says. It's worse if they say "Sorry" first. No that doesn't make you seem intellectual or understanding, it makes you look like a condescending douchebag.
"I'm proud/ashamed to be an x." You should not be proud of your nationality/ethnicity/gender/weight/sexual preference/etc. You did not accomplish anything by being born into it. You should only be proud of accomplishing something that you specifically did. Alternatively you should not be ashamed because of your nationality/ethnicity/gender/weight/sexual preference/etc. You should only be ashamed of something you specifically did.
"Over & Out", especially when used in games/films where the people using that phrase are meant to know basic radio protocol. Over means you've finished speaking and are waiting for a response, out means you have finished speaking and aren't waiting for a response. So it's either over [I]or[/I] out.
"Y U NO X" Fuck this shit, I hate it.
"Space age x". The space age started in 1957. If you have a "space age computer" to run Crysis 3 on or whatever, I feel deeply sorry for you.
[QUOTE=kaine123;39617371]"I'm proud/ashamed to be an x." You should not be proud of your nationality/ethnicity/gender/weight/sexual preference/etc. You did not accomplish anything by being born into it. You should only be proud of accomplishing something that you specifically did. Alternatively you should not be ashamed because of your nationality/ethnicity/gender/weight/sexual preference/etc. You should only be ashamed of something you specifically did.[/QUOTE] That's a bingo. George Carlin did a segment on this. [video=youtube;-OnWnwwxNPA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnWnwwxNPA[/video] He was always spot-on.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;39590612]"Your Facebook got hacked!" and other variants.[/QUOTE] wow i was hacked. i just gave like 3 people my password and someone put "im gay" as a status!
"I could care less" It's [b]"COULDN'T".[/b] You [b]COULDN'T[/b] care less. If you used your head for five seconds you'd realise "I could care less" means the [b]EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE[/b] of the point you're trying to convey. [b]FUCK.[/b]
Any use of the word "epic" makes me cringe.
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39622288]"I could care less" It's [b]"COULDN'T".[/b] You [b]COULDN'T[/b] care less. If you used your head for five seconds you'd realise "I could care less" means the [b]EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE[/b] of the point you're trying to convey. [b]FUCK.[/b][/QUOTE] Your avatar compliments that post well.
I hate it when people try to look good by claiming that an overused joke was "never funny to begin with". Of course it used to be fucking funny, that's why it became overused.
[QUOTE=Taggart;39617090]Educate her. That or eliminate her. For the record, any use of japanese words mixed in English sentences, because that shit is fucking annoying no, "uguu that's so kawaii desu ne" and "whoa, what a sugoi game" and "oh man amnesia is kowai" does not make you look a. cool, b. japanese, or c. intelligent it just makes you look like a weeaboo/wapanese twatnozzle of course this doesn't extend to obvious joke takes, because they can be funny and are at the expense of the idiots that actually do this shit and yes, people mis-spelling and mis-using romaji, and those idiots that call romaji "romanji" die[/QUOTE] Quite. I actually do use those phrases often in hilarious mockery. I am trying though to teach her how not to be a socially awkward person, and to stop using the word "Epic" so much. No progress has been made despite my best efforts. I'm sorry.
"Bro Fist" I hear people all the god damn time using that [B]STUPID PHRASE GAHHHHHHHHHHH[/B]
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