• Both your index fingers just turned into guns and fired, how fucked up are you?
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Shot my computer and blew my cock off!!
One went into my wall, and one might have gone into my right leg.
My left's bullet pierced through my left leg, that meaty area behind your lower leg (I forget what it's called. Is it your calf?) My right hand's bullet would destroy my mouse, my speaker, and landed firmly in the wall.
i shot through my mouth and into my brain stem
I shot out my jaw and throat and damaged my mouse :(
a shotgun to the dick brb gonna get some rope and a chair from home depot
Part of my table and my left foot is gone. I wasn't touching my foot, I was pointing down at it for some reason.
Round went through mousepad and shitty ikea desk grazed my foot. The other one went down my ribcage, most likely breaking a few of them and ending up in my pelvis. Thanks OP, thanks a lot while I fill my executive chair with blood.
Shot my comp. tower and my monitor. I'm alright.
shot through my laptop touchpad and shot myself through the jaw.
A bullet right in my gut, above the belly button. I was resting my left hand on the desk in front of me with the index finger hanging off the edge. My right index finger is on the mouse, so it's just pointed at a TV screen 4 meters away.
One through my palm and down into my wrist (My hand was in a fist shape) and the other would just fuck up my mousepad and desk
I shot my mouse twice.
Shot my mouse, and my toe :(
Welp, just grazed the top of my skull and there's a hole through my couch.
Shot The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations. I Rest my monitor on that.
Shot the end of my big toe off at point blank and shot the desk.
gaah, shot myself straight through the elbow.
I shot myself in the arm and my mouse is now totaled.
][l[p [editline]08:27PM[/editline] Sorry, my cat walked across my keyboard and that is what got posted. [editline]08:29PM[/editline] I had my mouse hovering over the quick reply button, and in my haste to get her off I accidentally hit my mouse :saddowns:
Shot my wall and fucked up my mouse and desk. At least I'm not dead. :D
I was scratching my nose. The wall behind me is now repainted an interesting shade called "Hint of Brain". Other shot probably pierced my ankle.
Shot a hole in my desk that went through to hit my wall, lost the tip of my left thumb and put a hole in the floor. Also, a TGI Friday's hotwing was lost.
Mouse is gone and so is any chance of kids
Shot my speakers, my hand and my dog.
First time I saw this topic: Chair is damaged, mouse is completely destroyed. Second time: I shot myself in the brain and damaged my mouse.
No damage at all, i shot an orange, and i took a chip out of my keyboard
luckely I only hit the floor and one of my speakers.
Well, I just shot the shit out of my computer and my monitor. Ugh. Good thing my fingers didn't turn into guns a couple seconds before that, when I was picking my nose.
Right leg would be in bad shape, might have to be amputated, but I'd live.
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